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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Can we make it any clearer?

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Obviously photoshooped since we know Trump's hands aren't that big.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

bUt ThEn "UnDeSeRvInG" pEoPlE wOuLd GeT iT, tOo

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You are not defined by your worst decision, biggest mistake or most embarrassing day. You’re more than your health issues, job status or ability to produce for capitalism. We’re all doing our best to survive… and you are worth it just as you are.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Some (like Adam Smith) think capitalism should reward effort and ability but what they describe is a meritocracy. America has always put roadblocks in the way of such advancement and if we want better lives, we must make the benefits of society and the wealth of our nation available to all.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I began advocating for a couch potato lifestyle, and in the exercise community that has made me a "persona au gratin".

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iBRAR 🍉 @ibrar-dev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do you remember the conspiracy about the suspicious body count around the Clinton's? There are no coincidences.

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Sailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it!

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

JUST NOW: A confused, clearly not-there McConnell votes “AYE” after almost voting NO with Dems but getting *corrected* by handlers around him

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am shocked, shocked I say.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Bravo to the team that created and operate the Mitch McConnell puppet. Their talent can almost make you forget that he's been dead for a couple of months.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Stop saying, "you can't gerrymander a senate race". The Senate is the original gerrymander.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Every. Mayor. Should. Be. Doing. This.

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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He didn’t change. They did.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If you’re grabbed by someone wearing “shock gloves”…your body may convulse involuntarily. It could look like you’re resisting arrest when in reality, you’re in medical distress. The appearance of resistance will embolden ICE to use lethal force. These gloves will kill people.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just fucking realized the movie I wrote and filmed (twice) is just Gilgamesh. I'm literally shaking my head, I am so angry with myself.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Disability will happen to almost everyone. Most people are only temporarily abled. It’s not a moral failing. It’s not a choice people make. The human body is frail. It only takes one illness, accident or stroke of bad luck to forever change your health.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Seriously? They got renewed??

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026

Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Wild take. I agree that covid isn't over, but Fauci didn't create the hellscape within which we reside.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

James McAvoy is now the same age as Patrick Stewart was in the first season of Star Trek: the Next Generation. He knows what must be done.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I don't need to be a fake optometrist (like Rand Paul) to see that Rand Paul should get fucked.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Data centers should be built adjacent to airports and landfills. Any land with heavy metals or PFAS? Data center. Reactivating a nuclear plan to power a data center? Put the data center right there. Treat data centers as toxic "but necessary" (they are not) and move from there.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

How long until they start saying, "the best of those countries are coming here but they need to stay there and fix their nations!" Miller's family has been here since 1903. Trump's father's line came over in 1885. Why didn't they stay in Belarus and Germany (respectively)?

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My cat thinks anything in a resealable pouch is a treat for her. Oh, no, mon petite chat. These are papa's edibles for anxiety. You have beclowned yourself. You are a fool. I am not trying to be cruel to her. I am reciting my script after mistaking standard human interaction with flirting.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Why are you trying to destroy America by ensuring that people who work hard can earn enough to live? This is another example of the Socialists hatred for our freedoms to die unhoused and from medically preventable ailments. This is not what the slave-owning Founders wanted!!

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Part of me thinks this post might not be about me or my cat.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Me to my cat: I do not negotiate with terrorists. Also me to my cat: You deserve a treat.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Can you just imagine the Crusaders arriving in the Holy Land and saying, "wait, are you sure Jesus was from here? Nobody looks like him."

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I feel like a lot of Prince stories have the following plot: 1. Someone disrespected Prince 2. Prince demonstrated why no one should ever disrespect him.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I'm disappointed that Spike Lee didn't throw a trash can.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

He was a sawyer, which is like a lawyer, but with saws.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Congress (continued): * districts also serve as the funding sources for public schools * pay is tied to state GDP * legislators whose names do not appear on any legislation during their term, miss any votes, or abstain from votes must send an explanation for such before the next primary election

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

* Resignations triggered by failures of duty or ethics violations limits retirement benefits to a single year * Civil service protections codified and enforced * Federally-funded barracks provided for Congress * All government records must be preserved and structurally accessible to the public

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Congress (continued): * 18 year term limits * Age limit of 70 years * Failure to appear for work for 3 days is a resignation * Speech and Debate Clause only applies when speaking in Congress * Failure to attend two "town halls" per year in home state (or district for reps) is a resignation

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Congress: * Financial disclosures for members and immediate family members * Blind trusts, sole employment, no crypto * Sexual harassment restitution is paid by members and must be disclosed * Failure to pass a budget dissolves Congress and requires new elections

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

SCOTUS continued: * Code of Ethics that is enforceable * Cannot issue NDAs * Any nominee must commit to overturning presidential immunity, Citizens United, Dobbs and its priors, all weakening of the Voting Rights Act, and First National Bank of Boston v. Bellotti

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

SCOTUS: * increase justices to 13 * 18 year limit and then transitioned to justice emeritus * Shadow Docket is only for temporary stays * all rulings set precedents * Blind trusts, sole employment, no crypto while on the bench * failure to appear for work for three days is a resignation

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Reconstruction Party Partial Platform (a thread): Candidates: * not allowed to have been on reality shows * full disclosure of taxes and financials by every candidate * federal-level disclosures of finances by immediate family members * election requires blind trust, sole employment, and no crypto

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Why is Vietnam forcing those poor villagers to disinter the graves of their ancestors so Trump can build a golf course there when Trump is perfectly fine with graves on his golf courses?

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Make it 20% and watch people file in a more timely manner.

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