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Dr. Buttholio

@rubrikate.bsky.social
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I have a vile sense of humor but I'm a decent man PhD in sexualizing old men Ben Franklin enthusiast I'm a baffling slippery beast 🌿Pro-420 🔼Lvl 339 🔞 AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/martha_sn…

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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 46m
Nothing I do is casual. My actions are strictly impulsive and obsessive.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1h
YOU DIDNT LIKE ME THEN, SO YOU PROBABLY WONT LIKE ME NOW
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 2h
its weird having really intense CPTSD and like you dont remember certain parts of your life anymore
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 2h
my 9 year old has started going around saying MAH WIFE!!! all the time and i cant help but laugh
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Klopford’s Komics | 7.56 finisher @klopford.com · 04/10/2026
Gaius quoting below
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 3h
so! you've joined a new cult!
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⛥H. Kyoht Luterman⛧ (Goataroo) @hkluterman.bsky.social · 3h
Crumbly Emperor skeksis in the Dark Crystal traumatized 4 yr old me.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 4h
I think everything was scary as fuck when I was a kid, and my parents absolutely didn't mind me watching horror, they let me watch IT when it first aired, I had nightmares for weeks and I loved it. But first...? This guy scared the shit out of me.
Ommadon the Red Wizard from The Flight of Dragons
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 4h
the whole secret to it is that you need to do things that excite you
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 4h
will never understand why Mina goes with Jonathan Harker at the end of Dracula. like my sister in CHRIST you had Gary Oldman Dracula RIGHT THERE and yet!!!!! smh
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 7h
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN WHOSE REVEALIN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD : WITHOUT UNINTERRUPTED PERIODS OF REST AND CONTEMPLATION WE CAN NOT LIVE OUR LIFES AS WE SHOULD !!! EVEN IN THOSE SWEDISH TYPE COUNTRYS WHERE THEY LET EM GO ON VACATION FOR A MONTH THERE STILL TIED TO DA MACHINE THE OTHER 11 MONTH'S OF THE FUCKIN YEAR , AND, THEY USALLY GO ON VACATION IN AUGUST ANY WAY "THE WORST MONTH" SO FUCK IT , WELL FEBRARYS THE WORST MONTH, BUT AUGUST IS JUST HOT FEBRARY, SO , DA TEXT "THREE DAY WORK WEEK NOW - FRIDAY SHOULD BE THE WEEKEND - AND IF YA GOTTA WORK MONDAY, SUNDAY DOESN'T COUNT" - AND THATS THE DAMB TRUTH AND ILL RUN FOR PRESEDENT ON THAT SHIT IF THEY LET ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 5h
by the time im done with this chapter im working on, ill have written 15k words this weekend
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 5h
Tags I'll Never Pass Up on a Fic: -creampie -breeding
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 5h
imagine having to eat beans on toast
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 7h
Sounds familiar
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 7h
>owning a mercedes benz is an accomplishment!!!! man, a sucker really do be born every minute, huh?
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 9h
Love going to Costco and eating a hot dog and a diet coke and then coming home and immediately taking a huge dump
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 10h
Just bought a new laptop. Dell XPS, used, 13.5 inch screen. Got it at Beta Buy for $500. Originally priced at $900 before taxes Just gonna throw Linux on it but man, what a deal
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 30/09/2026
friendly reminder that porn IS art, and necessarily so because it is a creative expression of the human spirit
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 14h
Worshipping his balls I’m sack religious
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 23h
Goodnight, soft ones
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Autistic men have the most cheekalicious asses on the planet. I'll bet that's because they keep all their interests in there.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i hate the word TENDER
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Make him older, fatter, hairier!!! Come on people!!!
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brother Gourd, please, remain calm
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
naming my next dog HYRUM
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
some men need women who will pick on them a little bit.
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yikes! stay tuned
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
referring to John Ronald Reuel Tolkien as "Ron" is absolutely diabolical
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
started reading my child, "the Metamorphosis" by Kafka, right before he goes to bed. my kid goes, "he's a bug now? that sucks." insightful, thank you
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a lot of people stop liking me when i stop masking
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
here my fallout fic if you feel generous and want to read it btw: archiveofourown.org/works/411992...
archiveofourown.org
Outrun the Night - Chapter 1 - martha_snoopdirt - Fallout: New Vegas [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cannot believe how quickly I'm cutting through this FNV fic that I started in 2022 lmaooooooo
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i, too, am strange and unusual
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My Imaginary Brooklyn @myimaginarybrklyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ernst Fuchs, 1973. “Death Devotion” #printmaking #etching #wovenpaper #1970s #ErnstFuchs
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[shoves a video tape through a mans stomach] cool 24 hour return.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
joshua graham fallout new vegas
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Important Business Dinosaur @ibdinosaur.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Joshua Graham from a few years back now #fallout #falloutnewvegas
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jus chillin’
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its 63 degrees outside, crisp fall leaves on the ground, kinda overcast. so i made mashed sweet potatoes.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i should stream a rogue trader playthrough when i get all the DLCs
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just enjoyed a CRISP diet coke with lime
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being an artist online now is like being a 1920s railroad drifter in a Tom Waits song.
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine going down in human history as the guy who lectured the fuckin american pope on his god given and rightful hatred of AIs smh
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