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Kyle McKelvey

@kylemckelv.bsky.social
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he/him | College baseball person for College Baseball Nation | A&M class of '16 "Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place." -Cap'n Holt

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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Think of how much more money could go into the national championship winning volleyball team or the soccer team or baseball if we give the world the gift of no longer playing football
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reed ain't it man
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got my 3y/o saying "Sell the team, Jerry"
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hell yeah www.maptap.gg October 3 100🎯 98🔥 99🔥 100🎯 97🔥 Final score: 987
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey @bravesbot.bsky.social, can you do me a solid the next two games please?
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social wait, Lou Holtz is dead? I'm pretty sure this is news to me
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@splitzoneduo.com for your information. Not pictured, title game discourse: -1m for Mich +7m for OSU +20m for Indiana Shop at homefield
A graph of the average minutes over 30 SZD needs for the Hurry-Up by year. A steadily upward-trending line since 2022
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Memphis ain't the only place with pyramids Moody Gardens is pretty great!
3 pyramids at Moody Gardens in Galveston, TX
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social I like my "god damnit" achievement because that's how I felt
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My 3 y/o girl earlier: we don't like men, we like Nice Men
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have been fairly off the internet for much of the last couple years (6 month old and 3 yr old) and literally my only exposure to Jelly Roll has been through @surber.bsky.social. For a long time in there, I thought y'all were making up the character and related news @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I did this once with all the Big Ten teams (not the new pac12 ones added in) and Notre dame. ND had the lowest average distance to every other Big Ten school
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 18 95🏅 99🎯 99🎯 97🔥 100🎯 Final score: 983
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
National champs!!! Hell yes!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I need to know what “radically pro-transgender” means. If that’s like armed groups abducting kids and giving them unwanted surgeries, sure, go get ‘em boys! But if it means “doesn’t believe the government has the right to tell us how to dress or identify” then this administration are the terrorists.
A statement from the president: In addition to cartels and Islamist terror groups, our national CT activities will also prioritize the rapid identification and neutralization of violent secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American, radically pro-transgender, and anarchist. We will use all the tools constitutionally available to us to map them at home, identify their membership, map their ties to international organizations like Antifa, and use law enforcement tools to cripple them operationally before they can maim or kill the innocent. We will do the same with the state sponsors of such groups and those governments undertaking lethal plots on U.S. soil or against Americans anywhere.
Our new U.S. Counterterrorism Strategy is a return to common sense and Peace through Strength. As I said after our first successful counterterrorism mission, just days after I was sworn back in office - if you hurt Americans, or are planning to hurt Americans, "We Will Find You and We Will Kill You."
President Donald J. Trump
The White House
May 2026
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sam Witwer is so so good as Maul
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
$380 = Cumulative point differential in A&M's last 4 games vs Arky (2+12+4+3) and last 2 games vs LSU (15+24) times the number of combined wins over them in a row (SIX!). Plus $20 for the last 2 A&M-texas games differentials as a reminder to Elko to get better
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Feeling the Lord in this @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social intro song tonight
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
SEC Baseball Circle of Suck is complete texas -> A&M -> Georgia -> Florida -> Ole Miss -> Miss State -> Tennessee -> Vandy -> LSU -> OU -> Bama -> Kentucky -> Mizzou -> SC -> Arky -> Auburn -> texas @sickoscommittee.org
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I created a dish so tasty that even my 3y/o ate it. She chose it over panda express leftovers (that she also loves)
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
These are by far the worst Aggie baseball unis
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The halftime show was the only thing we've stopped down for as a household. Fucking amazing Currently crying that he gave the Grammy to Liam 🥲
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Lemme know if there are any good commercials. One toddler and one newborn make watching tv essentially impossible
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Too much time in the tanning booth, Tebow
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Miami and A&M
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
How do you false start at home? The stadium is quiet just for you
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I want off this Aggie ride
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
@gamechangershow.bsky.social I found Lou's car in Houston!
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
We're watching the monsters Inc version of MNF, AMA
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The BYU band playing "we will rock you" is the high schoolest high school band shit I've heard at a college game
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If you ain't in my jersey
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Highlight from yesterday
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Lady Jane Grey Preparing for Execution, by George Whiting Flagg, 1835 @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
No Kings Houston!
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Nah I can't keep watching lol
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Wes @thacktor.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
“Cancel your TexAgs subscription.” - Mike Elko I wonder if those nerds are cry to Coach now.
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Is it a lame old-person take I have that I think there should be like no one on the sidelines aside from the team? Fans and photographers are way too close to the action and always get hurt
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
How do you false start at home man?
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I think swapping Bama-State and LSU-arky with Arky-State and LSU-Bama would solve several problems
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Person with a Gig Em for a head giving a Gig Em, with multiple overlays of Gigs on the image
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
OMG OMGOMG
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Oh God oh God. I see the future we're gonna give them the ball back with 30 seconds left and it's going to hurt
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Oh my god jerry jones is so incompetent at his job. Complacent. So so stupid
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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hey highway 6 does run both ways. Turns out hate is not an aggie value. (No kings protest in Bryan Texas.)
Protestors on a street Protestors on a street Protestors on a street. Sign says the emperor has no clothes
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College Baseball Nation @cbnation.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
NCAA Tournament Stat thread, Regional edition!
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
My 2.5 year old: you have a boo-boo? Me: no I don't have a boo-boo 2.5y/o: you want a boo-boo? Is that a threat from a toddler?!
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The longhorn baseball crowd feels like an MLB fanbase. Not a compliment
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Antonio's on Northgate #RIPAntonios
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Kyle McKelvey @kylemckelv.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
132 is the score differential in the last 13 A&M-arkansas games, plus $1 for each A&M win #charitibundibowl @edsbs.bsky.social
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