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@kylehebert.net
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Book lover, video gamer, TCG player, cat owner, code writer. Born in Louisiana lives in Minnesota. It's pronounced "A Bear" kylehebert.net

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WNBA @wnba.com · 28/09/2026
UNANIMOUS 🏆 Olivia Miles stepped onto the WNBA stage and delivered one of the most prolific rookie seasons in league history. Her record-breaking rookie season ends with 2026 WNBA Kia Rookie of the Year honors! #KiaROY | #WNBASeason30
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 19/09/2026
I'm going to make you all happy (if you use an iPhone and have upgraded to iOS 27). Go to Settings > Apps > Messages > Show in Text Field and set it to Off. This disables the record audio snippet button I know you (and I) accidentally tap all the time. I never send audio messages.
Settings area for iOS Messages reading:

Show in Text Field then the options:

Record Audio
Start Dictation
None
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 19/09/2026
So uh, how do we watch the Lynx game?
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 18/09/2026
Can confirm
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 17/09/2026
Any other sad dads* going to the Phoebe Bridgers show in Saint Paul tonight? *I’m not technically a sad dad, but I fit the demo.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After their pardon for their activities on Jan. 6 they should be quiet.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 13/09/2026
Just in time for Dylan Cease's start, I'd like to present my newest dumb baseball website: STACHECAST Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe. stachecast.lol
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STACHECAST
Investigating the question on everyone's minds: how does Dylan Cease's facial hair affect his starts?
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 13/09/2026
I've slowly been working on putting more of my personal site on the ATmosphere. A few weeks ago I migrated my blog content to a standard.site schema. Yesterday I added a new photos feature that posts images to my PDS. They are posted to my site by default and can optionally be posted to Bluesky.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 12/09/2026
Our side garden path is looking lovely and green as summer winds to a close.
A narrow garden path of irregular stone pavers winds between lush green plants and shrubs alongside a stucco house, with mature trees and a wooden fence enclosing the shady backyard.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 11/09/2026
Spotted in the Minneapolis skyway: people have been leaving messages on this Dolly Parton billboard. 🩷🩷🩷
A billboard for the Pass it On Kindness campaign featuring Dolly Parton. It says “Find the good in everybody.” People have been leaving messages of thanks using sticky notes.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 11/09/2026
This could grant me a personal audience with god herself and I still couldn’t ask the guy behind the counter for 3 grams of The Diaper.
Close-up of a dense cannabis bud with dark reddish-purple leaves called the Diaper
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 09/09/2026
Sometimes when I’m following a new dinner recipe I start hoping it’s not any good because it’s been such a pain in the ass to prepare.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 07/09/2026
Took some time to day to put my small but growing sticker collection into an album.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 05/09/2026
I just finished Kate Atkinson's "One Good Turn" and literally laughed out loud at the ending. No one does it better. She is without a doubt my favorite writer.
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Erica @ericamauter.com · 05/09/2026
Fuck yeah, Taylor.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 02/09/2026
My gaming crew and I rolled credits on Big Walk last night. I won’t spoil it, but that sequence leading up to the credits is one of the best gaming experiences I’ve ever had. The best part is there’s still more to do.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 31/08/2026
I’ve been on this planet for nearly 48 years. Why in the hell does cold medicine still taste so horrid?!?!?
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 29/08/2026
I'm not sure when it happened, but the word unscented has lost all meaning: my unscented anti-perspirant, hand soap, and humidity trap all have a very distinct, similar odor.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 27/08/2026
Do any MSP folks happen to know when the Kith + Kin Chorus crash course registration opens for the public. The website just says August 27th and I’ve just been refreshing the site and checking my email all day.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 24/08/2026
Last week I heard Samia's "Bovine Excision" for the first time when it played over the closing credits of an episode of "Hacks" and now I'm low-key obsessed. Her episode of Tiny Desk floored me: youtu.be/lCQAgRoVMCo
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Samia: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 23/08/2026
the two genders
Ad for bedsheets showing a clothing tag that reads “TOP OR BOTTOM.”
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Seraphica @seraphica.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
After many months of work, this year's #CropArt for the #MNStateFair is complete! Featuring the lovely Napheesa Collier of the #MinnesotaLynx. There's some things I'd do differently if I started again, but I'm overall pleased with the result!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 16/08/2026
Finally got to see Big Thief live last night and was not disappointed. Great band. Great show. Great crowd.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 16/08/2026
Finally got to see Big Thief live last night and was not disappointed. Great band. Great show. Great crowd.
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
💚💚💚🌿🌱
Swamp thing
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 14/08/2026
One of the things I regularly do now when a new job posting I might be interested in crosses my desk is try to find out if that company has in any way capitulated to or has somehow enabled Trump, and it's surprising how often the answer is yes.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 12/08/2026
Finally bought in to the Big Walk hype and played with some friends last night. We had so much fun. I felt like a kid again.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am truly honored and humbled to be Minnesota’s Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate. Thank you, Minnesota – for everything.
I love you, Minnesota! Miigwech, thank you for everything!
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Bring Me The News @bringmethenews.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kayla McBride is the first player in WNBA history to make 10 three-pointers in one game. Story: bringmethesports.com/kayla-mcbride-…
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Piece I just wrote for Current Affairs. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-mas...
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The Massive Climate Lie That Will Destroy Human Civilization
Thinking we have time left to address climate change, or that “Net Zero by 2050” will save us, is driving us toward full social collapse in ways that become more obvious with every new broken temperat...
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 06/08/2026
Alt-country favorite Margo Cilker announces new album 'Little White Cross'; hear its title track
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Margo Cilker Announces New Album 'Little White Cross': Hear The Title Track
Half a decade ago, Margo Cilker released her debut full-length Pohorylle, and we called it one of the best country albums of the year. Two years later, when Cilker released her sophomore LP Valley Of ...
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 05/08/2026
I instantly bought one.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 05/08/2026
Comedy gold right here.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 04/08/2026
After the previous week I had to make some changes last week. So I did. kylehebert.net/posts/weekly...
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Weekly Retro #27
Collecting evidence that leaving the house helps
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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026
I just call them pants
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 28/07/2026
My weekly retro this week got a little existential. kylehebert.net/posts/weekly...
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Weekly Retro #26
This week brought to you by mild existential panic
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 28/07/2026
One thing that got me legitimately excited at SDCC was a renewed focus on...comics. Packed panel rooms. Big announcements. HYPE REELS. Look at this one for Bad Seeds, which I can tell you with no small amount of personal bias is going to be great. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjeK...
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Batman: Bad Seeds | Official Trailer | DC
YouTube video by DC
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 28/07/2026
My weekly retro this week got a little existential. kylehebert.net/posts/weekly...
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Weekly Retro #26
This week brought to you by mild existential panic
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 27/07/2026
I think we need a moratorium on businesses passing their credit card processing fees on to their customers.
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Faith K. Falkner @faithfalkner.com · 26/07/2026
Elliot Page is in the biggest blockbuster of the summer, Hunter Schafer is in the new Blade Runner. Keep up the pace. Inundate the normies with trans representation until the regressives pop like a balloon Alex Jones style. Trans people make up 1% of humanity. Get us in 1% of pop culture.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 23/07/2026
My brain first read this headline as if there was a guy named Crypto Bill who’s having some trouble selling his coin collection.
A New York Times headline that says Crypto Bill is Mired in Debate Over Rules to Stop President From Selling Coins
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 22/07/2026
"While chicken wing puke eats the candy apple red off his Corvette"
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Carl Wilson @carlzoilus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Phoebe Bridgers’ double-shot of TV clips with kid & senior backing bands last week might have looked like a gimmick. But really they peel back subtexts of “Lost Boys” and her own feelings about her life in music at almost-32 that may otherwise be submerged. carlwilson.substack.com/p/this-machi...
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'This machine is killing me'
Phoebe Bridgers contemplates men, music, and aging in her "Lost Boys" TV performances
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Nicole Haase @nicolehaase.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Normalize shutting the fuck up at concerts. This shit is too fucking expensive for everyone else to hear about your kids swim lessons or whatever instead of the artist we paid $$$$ to see.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 16/07/2026
I think at this point we can just do away with emergency flashers on vehicles. Their primary purpose nowadays seems to be signaling you know what you’re doing is selfish or illegal but you just don’t care.
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Kyle @kylehebert.net · 16/07/2026
I cried literal tears of joy watching this. Keep your eyes on the keyboard player. youtu.be/zfaVCiyyqTQ
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Phoebe Bridgers: Lost Boys | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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