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Kyle Conroy

@kyconroy.bsky.social
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Gameplay programmer at ArenaNet he/him Views are my own, etc

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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rolled credits on Big Walk, extremely delightful game and we'll definitely go back and 100% it. The last set of puzzles in particular were a blast, @househouse.com team deserve all the praise!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
OK if you're gonna complain about how all the options in the general election suck, you have to turn out in the primary when it matters. Primary turnout is embarrassingly low.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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quiggy @quiggy.itch.io · 22/06/2026
Unreal Engine 6, Blueprint, and Verse, or: Capitalism’s Unmatched Innovative Potential for New and Exciting Hellscapes medium.com/@quiggy/unre...
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Unreal Engine 6, Blueprint, and Verse, or: Capitalism’s Unmatched Innovative Potential for New and…
Last week, Epic Games announced version 6 of their flagship Unreal Engine, one of the most popular and widely-used engines for video game…
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If somehow you haven't heard about this from me already, this show is gonna be great! And Saturday this time!
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/06/2026
Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games.
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Rough time today after watching this, not gonna lie.
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Guild Wars @guildwars2.com · 06/06/2026
It's official. GW3 is a thing - we are developing Guild Wars 3! buff.ly/w3tbqpd
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BitterMercy @bittermercy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Never in a million years would I have thought that I would see a Guild Wars 3 landing page on freaking PS5.
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
youtu.be/ITPzxITngqA Hey so this is what I've been working on for a hot minute :D
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Guild Wars 3 | Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Guild Wars 2
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Ryan Enos @ryanenos.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.
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Guild Wars @guildwars2.com · 28/04/2026
Guild Wars Reforged hits mobile devices this summer with a new, mobile‑optimized UI and controls. Preregister to get notified at launch. Already playing with an ArenaNet account? You'll be able to log in on mobile and play cross‑platform. www.guildwars2.com/news/guild-w...
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Finished Metroid Prime 4 today - mechanically very solid IMO, probably my favorite systems since prime 1. Needed to tone down the "assist" feature frequency but that's pretty common these days. Narratively, too many asspulls IMO and the last 5 min feels so out of character as to be unbelievable.
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sam @samthielman.com · 10/04/2026
how much money does the marine corps lose
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You're never too old for Pokémon
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I finally bought a switch 2 but this has not stopped new games from releasing for some reason, so now I just have a bigger backlog 😩
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
How do we make the world a better place when only the most selfish people alive are in charge of everything?
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Beginning of the end for Discord I guess. Wonder what we'll start using next, I'm never going to scan my face so an app will let me hang out with my friends.
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Lots of good music in this one!
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Sound Transit @sound-transit.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It’s official: the Crosslake Connection opens March 28! 🚊🎊 This milestone reflects the vision, hard work, and perseverance of so many people. From past and present board members and agency staff to our WSDOT, federal, and local partners—thank you for helping get us here.
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Attorney General Nick Brown @atg.wa.gov · 16/01/2026
If you haven’t already, take the AGO’s AI labor impact survey to make your voice heard. Help us build a balanced future for our workforce: tinyurl.com/ysxevt8n
An announcement graphic from the Washington State Attorney General’s Office. The text reads: "AI is impacting Washington State Workers. Take this AI impact survey to tell the Attorney General how AI is affecting you." The background features a dark blue gradient with a glowing, teal digital network or "neural link" pattern.
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Guild Wars @guildwars2.com · 15/01/2026
Story Design Lead Chloë Mills pulls back the curtain on Guild Wars 2: Visions of Eternity, revealing how the Unending Ocean story instance was crafted. Design secrets and challenges behind this ambitious adventure await. Unroll the scroll 👉 www.guildwars2.com/news/peering...
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I think the internet has done a weird thing where it has made everyone expect everything to be free? And the people who make things still deserve to be paid. Paying for good things to keep existing is a decent thing to do.
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Some really fun pieces in this concert, come have a listen!
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Time for some BirdSky
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WallE D. Oruam ➡️ PaxU @walle132.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I posted this in 2016 and I'll share it again.
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm finding the current season of Arc Raiders to have been very poorly designed - they put three expedition materials on only one map that are rare spawns in only a couple areas. It's the map folks who didn't want sweaty PvP always avoids already so it's just punishing you for not doing murders :\
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
begging the media to understand that public services are not businesses and that they should not report that they lose money since that is an intrinsic part of any public service. they cost money, they don’t lose it. that is how public services are designed.
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 17/12/2025
Coming soon -- Dimension 20: Gladlands! ☀️😃 Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure! Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
What is actually wrong with these AI bros
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 14/11/2025
Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally. And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
politics rn are when youre playing a social deception game and one of your teammates on the not-hitler side doesn't want to take the game seriously and you all lose and they don't know why everyone is so upset at them
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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
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Fuse Washington @fusewashington.org · 28/10/2025
Today is the final day the USPS recommends mailing your ballot in. MAGA attacks on the postal service mean that if you mail it after today, it may not be counted. If you can’t mail today, turn it in at your nearest ballot drop box, locations can be found here: www.sos.wa.gov/elections/vo...
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Drop Box and Voting Center Locations | WA Secretary of State
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Guild Wars @guildwars2.com · 28/10/2025
It’s here. The world just got bigger, professions got even more elite. and your next legendary quest starts now. Dive into the full Visions of Eternity release notes and see what’s waiting for you. It's dangerous to go alone!⚔️→ en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/163602...
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Seattle area folks, if you're not doing anything Sunday, come on by! We've put a lot of work into this one 😊
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My boy forever. Five years wasn't nearly enough. Fuck cancer
My cat Nutmeg sitting between me and my keyboard. He's got siamese pattern - a dark brown, almost black face fading to a lighter brown coat
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Washington Wind Symphony @washingtonwindsym.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Don’t miss acclaimed soprano Kimberly Giordano—praised for her “smoothly eloquent” voice (KING-FM)—as she performs three stunning works by Puccini at 2:00pm at the Redmond Performing Arts Center, October 26. Tickets available now at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/6716735
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
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Washington Wind Symphony @washingtonwindsym.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Now you can enjoy our past performances at home or on the go! We are constantly adding more performances to all the major streaming services, check it out below! linktr.ee/WashingtonWi...
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Washington Wind Symphony | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
View WashingtonWindSymphony’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!
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Kyle Conroy @kyconroy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
What's the name for the law that says bad things all happen around the same time?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
regardless of what happens to the tariffs, they're doomed from the start because the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once: — virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — against increasing the minimum wage — buys foreign imports because they're cheap
HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income." The tweet shows Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, which is often used to show the tweeter is expressing a brave opinion. HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "MINIMUM WAGE JOBS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE A CAREER. Why does no one understand this? Entry level jobs are STEPPING STONES to better jobs. No one wants to work towards that though."HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "Buy $5 gloves instead of $50 ones. Trust me." The tweet shows a box of "Gorilla Grip" gloves. The label on Gorilla Grip gloves show they're made in China.
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Defector @defector.com · 20/08/2025
It took many years and billions of dollars, but Microsoft finally invented a calculator that is wrong sometimes: defector.com/it-took-many...
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It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes | Defector
It’s not AI winter just yet, though there is a distinct chill in the air. Meta is shaking up and downsizing its artificial intelligence division. A new report out of MIT finds that 95 percent of…
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Meredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...
What’s a technology that you think is overhyped?

I’m going to give a sideways answer to this, which is that the venture capital business model needs to be understood as requiring hype. You can go back to the Netscape IPO, and that was the proof point that made venture capital the financial lifeblood of the tech industry.

Venture capital looks at valuations and growth, not necessarily at profit or revenue. So you don’t actually have to invest in technology that works, or that even makes a profit, you simply have to have a narrative that is compelling enough to float those valuations. So you see this repetitive and exhausting hype cycle as a feature in this industry. A couple of years ago, you would have been asking me about the metaverse, then last year, you would have asked me about Web3 and crypto, and for each of these inflection points there’s an Andreessen Horowitz manifesto.

It’s not simply that one piece of technology is overhyped, it’s that hype is a necessary ingredient of the current business ecosystem of the tech industry. We should examine how often the financial incentive for hype is rewarded without any real social returns, without any meaningful progress in technology, without these tools and services and worlds ever actually manifesting. That’s key to understanding the growing chasm between the narrative of techno-optimists and the reality of our tech-encumbered world.
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