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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton

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Much like a cat, in that I'll throw up behind your couch if you annoy me.

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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My name is Christopher Pennant, and I'm a sports broadcast professional! With experience as a play-by-play and color announcer, sideline reporter, PA announcer and podcast host, I can cover any sport in any role! Take a look at my demo reel and reach out to my email or phone!
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Hey, it's me again
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Hey, it's me, talking about things
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Bonus: Finally met @pulhitzherprize.bsky.social (and @buckweaver.bsky.social) in real life!
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Spent the day in Orland Park talking with the Chicago Salmon vintage base ball club. Highlight: a crack of the bat followed by a crow from the rooster in the petting zoo.
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J.P. Hoornstra @jphoornstra.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Red Sox pitcher Lucas Giolito said he's getting messages from disgruntled bettors "after every game." So he took his concerns straight to the commissioner: www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/r...
newsweek.com
Red Sox Pitcher Confronts Commissioner About Gambling, Social Media Threats
Three months after a teammate and his wife received death threats on social media, one Red Sox pitcher was compelled to confront Rob Manfred about the issue.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Have to keep pushing this, Medill grades are on the line (but seriously, I'm actually interested in this story, so please reach out!)
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Look the JK Rowling thing is pretty cut and dry she is still personally being directly enriched by consumption of Harry Potter and then using those riches to actively participate in a campaign against trans people This ain't a case of a problematic author, it's material support to terrorism
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
That new White Sox City Connect is not trash. That's about all I can say.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Hey! If you enjoy college sports outside of the big two (basketball and football) and/or regularly go to or have gone to a college championship tournament, I want to talk to you for a piece I'm working on! Whether it's baseball, softball, tennis, soccer, gymnastics, track, XC--send me a message!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
honestly this shit would have had me joining the Foot Clan too
The foot clan headquarters from the first live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie with video games cool lights and skateboarding
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Does anyone know who the dude is who always has the dazzled suits and platform shoes courtside at Sky games is? I'm working on something.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I am finding myself unprepared, in a positive way, for the concept of Based Liberal Jumbo Elliott. Everything is on the table now. Bumping into Bart Oates at a DSA committee meeting. Prairie Populist Gary Reasons. All of it.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I'm from the Southeast Side of Chicago. This is my team. Better or worse. So begins another season of discontent.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This is the scene from Vice where Cheney makes the joke about eating a danish then they snatch dude off the street. It's time to shut this shit down.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
MLB and the White Sox should be paying his bills, but he shouldn’t even have those bills bc no one should have medical debt like this; it shouldn’t exist.
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Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
You wouldn't know from reading this New York Times story about Trump punishing the University of Pennsylvania for trans athletes that there are no trans athletes on women's teams at the University of Pennsylvania because the New York Times didn't find that detail worth including
A news article headline reads, "White House Plans to Pause $175 Million for Penn Over Transgender Policy." The subheadline states that the decision is part of a broader effort to push universities to end diversity programming and adopt stricter discipline. Below the text is a photograph of a historic building on the University of Pennsylvania's campus, with a statue in the foreground and leafless trees framing the image. The article is authored by Alan Blinder and Michael C. Bender, published on March 19, 2025.A news article continues discussing the Trump administration's decision to suspend $175 million in federal funding to the University of Pennsylvania due to its policies regarding transgender athletes. The article references a White House social media account announcing the move, citing Penn's support of transgender swimmer Lia Thomas as a justification. A response from Penn states that they have not received official notification and assert they are in compliance with all relevant regulations.
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Rohan Grey @rohangrey.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Holy shit. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential... He's actually doing it. Consolidating all payments under the Tsy. Not to toot my own horn too much, but this is exactly what my paper is trying to address and oppose. We need a strong digital fisc vision to counter this.
whitehouse.gov
Protecting America's Bank Account Against Fraud, Waste, and Abuse
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Updating my chart of March Madness wins and losses for both brackets, and found something wild. The 2024 Women's Tourney had just one upset in the first round (#11 Middle Tennessee over Louisville). The average number of first-round upsets in the women's bracket since 2008 is just about 5.5.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
@rdcworld1.bsky.social IN AN UNDER ARMOUR COMMERCIAL WITH DAWN STALEY
media.tenor.com
a man in a white shirt is smiling and waving in front of a flat screen tv
ALT: a man in a white shirt is smiling and waving in front of a flat screen tv
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
@forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social On the road again! #UptheMingos
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Dr. Meredith Wills ⚾️⚾️👀 @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
🚨👇🚨👇🚨
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The legendary Chris Kluwe. Got to talk to him at BWB (if you remember, you remember). Continues to walk the walk.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 19/02/2025
JB, fronting a hardcore band from '91 doing a spoken intro before the kick-in on "Out of Control":
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Good: Around the Horn just discussed the Connecticut Sun denying Marina Mabrey's trade request! Bad: It felt like everyone except David Dennis Jr. was not prepared to talk about that segment. Everybody except him phrased it from the context of "well I cover the NFL, and..."
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Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
"Second-most expensive ticket in women's college basketball ever." Once again, please stop using this as a judgement of success. 'Look how much the ticket touts are making off these games now!' is not a good thing.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
That OK State-Alabama softball game was a roller coaster.
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azcentral @azcentral.com · 07/02/2025
Waste Management promotes the Phoenix Open as the Greenest Show on Grass, a nod to its extensive eco-friendly initiatives throughout the weeklong competition. www.azcentral.com/story/news/l...
azcentral.com
‘It’s the rich people’s Open’: High prices tee off fans at Phoenix Open
The WM Phoenix Open has become more about the substantial price for admission and VIP experiences. Is the tourney's biggest impact on wallets of fans?
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I wrote this with my classmate, Anthony Lo. Give it a read.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/02/2025
you've radicalized me | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE looks over at a guy in the near foreground.
MATTIE: Screw you man! Get away from me.

PANEL 2: Reverse shot. The GUY is wearing a sandwich board that says I'LL KILL YOU MATTIE
GUY: Wow. No need to talk to me like that! I'm just minding my own business.

PANEL 3: The GUY, getting angry.
GUY: i'm becoming radicalized against you in fact!

PANEL 4: The guy, chasing MATTIE offscreen.
GUY: You should have been nicer to me!!!
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 01/02/2025
The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here. HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻 archive.org/details/2025...
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Mans has his name on all those casinos but couldn't even bluff.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
And we all thought Mat Ishbia brought stability to Phoenix.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I rock with Mahomes, but man. Bills gotta get through the door at some point.
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oscar gamble @ronaldraygun.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
just now figuring that out?
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Love Lies Bleeding last year, now we're getting a women's wrestling movie? WE EATING. youtu.be/jXBbdsWsJM0?...
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QUEEN OF THE RING | Official Trailer (2025) | In Theaters March 7 - Based on a True Story
YouTube video by SUMERIAN
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
In the early '70s, the White Sox could've moved to Seattle or Tampa Bay. Then Dick Allen came to town. “We drew a lot of Afro-Americans and Latinos to Sox Park. It’s the most minorities I’ve ever seen in the stands in my whole career…and that includes LA, St. Louis and Philly.”
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
We, the sports-watching public, need to have a different conversation about the sole unanimous Baseball Hall of Famer. lawsuit here: www.gnvinfo.com/content/file...
Cup of Coffee Newsletter: Mariano Rivera and his wife have been accused in a lawsuit of covering up sexual assault and intimidating a victim.Lawsuit description of Mariano Rivera and his wife, Clara, alleging the couple intimidated a young rape victim who attended their church.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Lunar Owls win the chip or we riot
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
"They say money change you but money don't change you/it just makes you more of what you already are" - Phonte
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Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 09/01/2025
How much are eggs near you? Next time you're at the store, take a picture of the egg price and send it to the Sun-Times along with the store's location and your name. It could be used for a story on the cost of eggs. 🥚
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Getting better. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ White Sox #132 🦾 "Another Wild Card" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
It's almost like not exercising your brain makes it weaker.
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benjstrauss.bsky.social @benjstrauss.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
NEW: The staff of the Athletic has signed union cards and today petitioned NYT management to join the Times Guild www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...
washingtonpost.com
Journalists for the Athletic push to join the New York Times union
It’s unclear whether the Times, which shuttered its own sports desk after buying the Athletic, will fight the journalists’ effort to join the bargaining unit.
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Mike Vorkunov @mikevorkunov.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Fubo is combining with Hulu + Live TV. They'll become one company. Disney will own about 70% of the new company. Fubo had sued Disney, Fox and Warner Bros. Discovery last year to block their combined sports streaming app.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I don't care. I don't want to see teams selling out for the max volume of threes.
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
First US President born in a hospital. First US President to live in public housing. First US President to put solar panels on the White House. First US President to crack triple digits.
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
pizza puffs once again putting Chicago light years in front of everyone
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Christopher Pennant, The Black Sydney Carton @kwandarykitten.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Enemy of the State is a better Christmas movie than Die Hard.
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