clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 17h"I choose to allow my opponent to select the battleground and rules of engagement, no matter how vile and stupid." Inspiring closing argument, doc 020
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 17hyou're laughing. they put a curse on Ottumwa, Iowa at the council meeting and you're laughing 92093
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 17hif you did not have a collection of eel and horse porn for federal authorities to find, you would not be Andrew Tate 1100
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean I am 100% pretending that motherfucker is on the ballot 000
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026really makes one wonder, Senator Collins, why was there a tariff on that road salt at all 010
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026triggered core memory of the Skinheads from Maine sketch from the Dana Carvey show in the 90s 170
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Larry Ellison has big "third Bogdanoff brother" energy 030
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026maybe they could cc John Roberts (Catholic), Clarence Thomas (Catholic), Samuel Alito (Catholic), Brett Kavanaugh (Catholic), Amy Coney Barrett (Catholic), and Neil Gorsuch (Episcopalian) 070
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What he said is not what he meant (if you imagine just so) or his meaning simply cannot be discerned, because of his specialness. No malevolent or vile utterance can bear its plain meaning, or be the jabbering of a malevolent, vile, cognitively impaired idiot. Because both sides. 010
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026maybe the Messing endorsement made all the difference for Andrew Cuomo 081
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026omg I will adopt him, I can take care of the orphan baby walrus, in my home 0141
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is basically my top issue for D primaries. 1300
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the tree of liberty must be crop dusted from time to time 031
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Talafreako will never recover from my wet dreams about Christ 020
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who will summarize incoming 12-word text messages for me now?? 0130
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i understand we are obliged to have lunch with them 1100
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026securing a future for white children through mouthbreathing, volume 23414 040
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026not showing up ever again is the best thing his core believers could do for the country. maybe second best but still near the top of the list 140
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also entertaining: Sliwa's deep and apparently sincerely-held dislike for Andrew Cuomo 0210
Reposted by clownpenis.fartlowFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump: Big strong, good-looking guys. There were three of them! Almost like twins. They were all big, strong, and good-looking 6421442
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 01/10/20266 Justices' and Tennessee's enthusiasm to (try to) kill her was simply more important than allowing the appeals court to do its job 040
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wonder if Alito has ever been denied the Eucharist, and why not 0121
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cooper is somewhat magical. Whatley is just kind of a jello-shaped weirdo who gives chomo vibes. That is usually good enough for Republicans here but not this cycle. 020
clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I live in Wake county and spend a lot of time in Watauga/Ashe county, and visit family in a deep red county in betwen. I have literally never seen a single Whatley sign. 010
