Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Despite the dirty bears best efforts, Jalen Hurts answers #eagles #nfl 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The reffing in this game is bullshit. Murdering a qb offsets with a hold and the qb has to leave the game? Seems super fair. #nfl #eagles 030
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On the phone with a customer service rep (clearly working from home) that has a smoke alarm low-battery beep going on in the background, non-stop. 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wow what a game. What an insane day of football. #nfl #snf 010
Reposted by Mathew Schafferryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352801345
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The app that I've been using to make timelapse photos of me and my kids for 15 years no longer exists and can't be installed on my new iPhone 😕 It still works perfectly fine on my old phone. Everyone wants a subscription for their similar apps. #appstore #iphone #ios #apple 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just checking, is Ward still doing that stupid swim celebration? #gobirds #eagles 🦅🦅🦅 010
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"When they're in the tush push range, that's a good place for them to be" Stunning analysis Drew #nfl #eagles 010
Reposted by Mathew SchafferMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s an NFL Sunday, which makes this the perfect moment to check your voter registration status. AND to register to vote, request your mail in ballot, and finalize your plan to VOTE 🗳️. The midterms are 44 days away. All gas. No brakes. 19451160
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What is up with watchOS 27? What CAN it do now? 001
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you use an iPhone 17/18 Pro/Pro Max & you don't use a case, this is the best $4 you can spend. It's a piece of aluminum with adhesive, perfectly sized to cover the camera bump. It makes the phone not wobble on a flat surface & it protects from scuffs on the plateau. Got it on Ali express. 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't like having to pay for a dozen different streaming services to watch #nfl games. But I'll pay extra to not have to watch one republic again 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm working on a new app for Mac/iOS that I'm extremely excited about. From my research, I think it's genuinely an original idea & solves multiple problems at once. If you listen to podcasts a lot I think it will appeal to you. #apple #mac #ios #iphone #app #podcasts #testflight 100
Reposted by Mathew SchafferRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The experiment visited upon us by too many of our fellow citizens to put the dumbest American who also thinks he’s an expert on every subject in charge of our govt is not going well. bsky.app/profile/atru... 2102596667
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tom Brady slowly turning into the joker. Just needs a few more surgeries… 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'd say Wicks was a good pickup. Go Birds!!! 🦅🦅🦅 #eagles #nfl 021
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Such BS that the saints/lions OT means I miss my #Eagles. I'm paying for sunday ticket, I should get to watch the game I want. @youtubetv.bsky.social 051
Reposted by Mathew SchafferMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026F it, NFL BlueSky FLASH SALE … $2 Per Month gets All-Access to Between The Hashmarks. That’s 75% OFF. Forever. Deal ends at the end of tomorrow night’s game. Never to return.betweenthehashmarks.comUpgrade | Between The HashmarksHome for exclusive and in-depth NFL news, insight, and analysis from veteran NFL reporter Matt Lombardo, built on conversations gleaned from sources across the league. 2197
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As tempted as I am to try the iPhone Duo, I don't think I can give up the zoom lens. I just use it too much. I guess I'll have to go with the boring old 18 Pro Max this time around. #apple #iphone 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This Usenet archive is amazing. Most importantly, it contains this post I made in 1998, proving that I came up with the name "HypnoToad" before Futurama existed.usenet-rewind.comUsenet-Rewind - Question: WinCE PDA with a digital camera?Search Usenet news text-message archives from 1981 to present across hundreds of thousands of newsgroups. 010
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I have meetings that will likely span the entire #Apple event 😕 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Still not seeing Dump stickers on the gas pumps 🤔 000
Reposted by Mathew SchafferStephen Robles @stephenrobles.com · 28/08/2026A very serious review of Apple's new polishing cloth: youtube.com/shorts/zkQ5u...youtube.comNew Apple Polishing Cloth Review #appleYouTube video by Stephen Robles 071
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Airlines: *start charging for checked bags* Passengers: *start traveling only with carry-ons* Airlines: "We don't have enough room for everyone's carry-ons for some reason, we need to check them." 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Every circle button on iOS 27 looks like an oval because of the highlights and it bugs the crap out of me 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Dear Apple, why are you still rendering pages behind the sidebar in Safari and then shifting them over, every time! This is amateur work and you should be embarrassed it's been like this for a year. I really thought this would be fixed in macOS 27. #apple #macos #safari #goldengate 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Sorry Ravens fans, you're probably going to win this game, but your local broadcast team is terrible. #gobirds 🦅🦅🦅 010
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Brandi Carlile might be one of the greatest musicians of our time. This is an insane cover. #brandicarlile #uninvited #alanismorissetteyoutube.comBrandi Carlile - Uninvited (Newport Folk Fest 2026)Since so many of you asked…. Here’s my full totally unhinged version of “Uninvited” at Newport 🤘 Come see me on tour! The Human Tour starts back up August 13th https://www.brandicarlile.com/tour 010
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Some asshat boomer named Mark, who unsurprisingly doesn't know their own email address, signed up for Dump's email list. I know it shouldn't surprise me, but it's still wild to think about how many people are still dumb (with a b) enough to fall for these grifts. 000
Reposted by Mathew SchafferRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/08/2026They reflexively booed when Lombardo mentioned the officer because the racist pieces of shit who go to these Trump rallies heard an Arabic-sounding name. Austin Abdelnabi was a Marine veteran killed in the line of duty. bsky.app/profile/atru... 2072896829
Reposted by Mathew SchafferCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Ryan Ruocco noting Cheryl Reeve's shirt and then video of Cheryl talking to Sophie Cunningham earlier 342073336
Reposted by Mathew SchafferKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️ 14589540
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Odyssey was excellent. But not once did they sing I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026@stephenrobles.com Now I need to know how close did your app resemble my app that apparently has the same name? stashapp.mestashapp.meStashStash is the fastest way to save a link or a bit of text on one device and pick it up on another. Built like all my apps: private by design, no accounts, no tracking. Save it, find it later, get on wi... 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026lol @atp.fm @marcoarment.bsky.social "It's only been 2 days since our last recording." Me: Probably a short show then ATP: ~3 hours 😂😂 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Not sure how much more evidence someone could need, but hey service members: Dump doesn't give a shit about you 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Dear Plex, F you for all the garbage you're putting in your apps that have nothing to do with the content I'm sharing from my own server. Sincerely, Everyone who has to do remote tech support for their parents. 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Good job Utah. I know from living there that you like your public lands. How do you feel about opening those up to more mining? Certainly there's no issues from past mining, right? 000
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If your local Costco still has any, this might be the best value on a computer purchase, anywhere right now. I'm tempted to buy one even though nobody in my family needs one. #apple #mac #macbook #macbookair #costco 000
Reposted by Mathew SchafferAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268240053247
Reposted by Mathew SchafferThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 02/07/2026Trump Industries has an exciting new way to separate MAGA from their money! 16479108
Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026@davidpierce.xyz I think you could find my new app useful for your browser tab/link saving problem. Yes it's "vibe coded" (I still hate that term 😂). But I've put a ton of work into it and have been improving it non-stop.stashapp.meStashStash is the fastest way to save a link or a bit of text on one device and pick it up on another. Built like all my apps: private by design, no accounts, no tracking. Save it, find it later, get on with your day. 100
