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KurasuSoratobu

@kurasusoratobu.bsky.social
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I'm just some geeky transguy (He/Him or They) in Ontario who likes keeping tabs on the word of the world. Alektorophiliac, retro gamer, lover of New Media.

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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 7h
If this ever gets made into a little stress-squeezy merch, I am buying the *FUCK* out of it. I mean this in the best possible way: it's so adorable, I just want to *SQUISH* it *SO HARD*. The cute-aggression/gigil is *SO HARD* with this one.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 12h
This absolute brilliance was hidden shoulder-deep in a reply stream and it was a *CRIME*:
A bsky thread:

Bud Sax (@buttsax.bsky.social): I wish I would have known what furries were before I met one, because they're not werewolves. That knowledge could have saved me six years in jail.

Bud Sax (@buttsax.bsky.social): They're fine, btw. Turns out silver bullets aren't very accurate. It didn't even end our marriage.

bloxykrieger (18+ accounts dni) (@bloxykrieger.bsky.social): holy fukkin whiplash lad

Bud Sax (@buttsax.bsky.social): Yeah. I guess you could say communication is key in a lasting marriage.
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Ruggy @ruggy.bsky.social · 21h
if you're reading this: congratulations, you're a skunk "oh but i didn't want a skunk, i wanted [other animal]" well then hey, buddy, hey, looks like YOU just invented yourself a fursona. congrats!!
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See, I've had a lot of media that scared me. However, in thinking back decades, I've only had one piece of media that literally, no exaggeration, *traumatized* me. And it was an episode of a usually-goofy show called 'Monsters' called 'The Space Eater'. I was scared of storms for, literally, years.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A panel from Iron Chef: Hirouki Sakai shakes hands with Masatoshi Kimura, before their battle. It has been done up in the style of the 'clasped hands' meme. Over Sakai is the label 'Sakai'. Over Kimura is the label 'Kimura'. Beneath them is the actual CC of the episode: 'Chinese cooking'.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026
Hi, I'm looking to speak to people who have left games journalism in the last few years and have gone onto do something else. DMs are open, or luke@aftermath.site, thanks!
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
My partner's annual Twilight re-watch has benefited from a recent-ish role one of the leads had.
"Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"I know what you are.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"Say it.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"BATMAN"
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If wrestling isn't real, explain this!
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That moment you're caught thinking about how it's almost a year since a ride-or-die passed because an article reminded you of them. And how it still eats at you. And then this MF'er comes up in the stream. Yeah. Just... do it.
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Tara @taradeenihan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I came from a drag show at a gay bar and the energy in the taco shop is very STRAIGHT MALE and honestly, thank god for guacamole.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seeeeeriously considering taking a selfie for 'Fat Bear Week'. (clothed; my stream might not be child-safe, but I try to keep it work-safe)
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
John Fetterman pursing his lips in a way that communicates that he’s growing increasingly skeptical of live bird flavor after his fourth live bird
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was making the bed in my basement apartment when my landlady's cat got underfoot without me seeing. I turned around and tripped over the cat. I stumbled several steps backward. The cat got underfoot *again* as I was doing so. Tripped over it a *second* time and smacked my shin into the bedframe.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Text from Suzie, from Deltarune: a lizard/dinosaur girl. On the left is her profile, in black and white, simplistic style. She has long hair covering her eyes. On the right are the words:
"Kris."
"You've got a good mother."
".... it'd be a shame to make her bury her child."
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I always wanted my own coffee blend!
Screenshot from a Nespresso coffee ad. It shows a cup of espresso with the text across the screen: Dense & fruity.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having a total insomnia night. Presently sitting in the living room, lights out, in complete silence, because I didn't wanna wake the cat (who's asleep on the bed). Can I officially take the 'Cat Dad' title now?
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEWS: I don’t like transphobes and here is a short list of why. 1) They are full of shit.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The true face of an ally.
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Dan @danlikescomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sorry, but how does the Big Bang Theory spin-off show have a comic accurate design for Jay Garrick and used the Cosmic Treadmill, better than both the movie and tv show
Live action Jay Garrick in the Big Bang theory show
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whenever I get worried about the encroaching stupidity of insults, I just have to scroll Bluesky a bit to rekindle my faith in *true* savage burns.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things that make me happy:
Trending:
#1: BirdOfTheDay theme: angry face.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For those Warcraft pet battling fans who are presently having issues with the Rematch addon, there is a small, compact AddOn that fixes the 'blank screen' issue and lets you play your teams again. If Gello returns to fix the AddOn, it can be harmlessly removed.
curseforge.com
FixRematch
Fixes the Rematch blank-window bug in patch 12.1 by restoring the removed MouseIsOver API. Temporary shim — deactivates by itself once an official fix ships. 5.3K Downloads | Addons
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have a friend whose job involves flying falcons to help scare off/control pigeons and seagulls. Her falcon's name is Milennium. And I'm not joking.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've been chilling in WoW pre-expansion content, collecting, enjoying myself. .... then I made the mistake of checking the most recent pet appearances. ... and dammit, I'm going to have to do all the stuff to get to the new looks. because just *OH MY GOD* Blizzard cooked this patch. I love snakes.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People thought this was *false*? Shit, I've known for years my phone listens. My advertising changes depending on what I talk about around it. Noticeably. TVs doing it doesn't seem *remotely* shocking; I don't get why they thought it was.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
youtube.com
Takeo Ischi / Ishii / 石井健雄 - New Bibi Hendl (Chicken Yodeling) Original
YouTube video by RubinRecordsTV
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When Mom ignores the sock on the door.
A close-up of a dragon's face. The beady black eyes are open extremely wide, and the color pattern on its face and open mouth gives it a surprised or shocked look.
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Plus I just hope this becomes a meme
A severely annoyed woman being prodded in the face by four pistols
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My sister found a Pomni backpack. Pulled it on to see if it would fit and how it looks. *Immediately* some kid in the aisles told her, "I love your backpack!" So she bought it. ..... is TDAC hiring shills now?!
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gender: me-shaped hole in the fabric of reality.
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The Grim Grinner @grimgrinner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I will watch the *SHIT* out of this. This is the kind of 'direct to DVD' slop that I unironically eat up. And despite the words that makes it *seem* like I hate it, no. I seriously mean it: this looks *EXACTLY* like the kind of vibe I love to the ends of the earth.
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
From: www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
reddit.com
From the movies community on Reddit: Hi reddit! I'm Wile E. Coyote. I'm taking on ACME. AMA!
Explore this post and more from the movies community
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PVE Survival Crafting gamefest, Steam?! How dare?! My wallet is only just recovering from my trip *last month*!
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Frame #1600 from S06 -E12 - Battle of Eggplant-629296
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This whole thread gives me such a seratonin boost. I love watching people work stuff out in 'real time' (quotes because 'real time' was 11 hours ago as of this post) and solve the puzzle, or in this case, find the clip.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Why Are You Booing Me Im Right
Alt: Animated gif: Hannibal Burress stands in front of a sequen'ed curtain on the stage of a television show. He is a black man with buzzed short hair and clean-shaven, wearing a tuxedo. He stands with arms out to the audience. The text: "Why are you booing me? I'm right"
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me: "Yeah, Peter Cullen died." My sister: "Isn't this the second time Optimus Prime died?" My dudes, my little sister is FUCKING *SAVAGE*!
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Shockingly inspirational.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/08/2026
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now that Bluesky is opened up to longer videos, I'd like to bring up a blast from the past. Utena AMV to Literal Total Eclipse Of The Heart by @djdasco.bsky.social. AKA Total Eclipse Of The Heartstone
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bluesky started totally freezing up on me for a bit, and all I could think was 'Oh great. Who *now*?!'
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I was one of the students who saw Challenger in school. 'Nuff said.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey @moderation.bsky.app. This is not adult material. This is barely suggestive material. Do better.
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Viga @viga.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Credit the artist! mfwhom on insta
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 27/08/2026
Goodnight, bsky
youtu.be
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" made with Stardew Valley flute blocks
YouTube video by Good Games Brewing
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So.... apparently Pokemon can't be passed from Pokemon ZA to other games? Well, hell. That was the only reason I was playing it; to continue my collection. I guess that tears it: ZA officially lost my interest altogether. Don't even think it's worth shiny hunting.
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KurasuSoratobu @kurasusoratobu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just in case...
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