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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is what I expected from Iñárritu this time around. A pompous bit of bullshit that says nothing but that he obviously thinks is Very Deep and Meaningful. When really it's masturbatory nonsense that falls flat. I hope it bombs at the box office.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As a millennial Minnesotan the only appropriate phrase for this is, "oh for cute!" And be sure to elongate that 'oh'.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My hubs and I decided that for the reat of 2026 we will have #ClassyTuesday and #TrashyWednesday and we alternate who gets to pick a movie that fits the category each week. 1st up, he chose Classy - THE WOLF MAN (1941). Still debating what I should choose for tomorrow 🤔 suggestions welcome!

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

No one fucking told me that your forties are just going through reverse puberty. This feels distinctly unfair.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the moderate democratic position on Gaza is that if Israel’s opponents do not comport themselves perfectly, if they don’t dance flawlessly through the rhetorical minefields every day, then it’s dead children forever.

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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Lisa Demuth and Michele Tafoya are going to work hand-in-hand to pass Donald Trump's anti-choice agenda. Minnesotans deserve better.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The hype about #Wicker is very amusing but I do feel obligated to remind larger media outlets that the reason he is so hot is because he's an attentive and enthusiastic lover who prioritizes his partners happiness. And is also Alexander Skarsgard reproduced in wicker, in that order.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They say that going through menopause is as hormonally impactful as puberty. I am on the cusp of this experience and suddenly find myself listening to my angsty teen favorites. Cringing along to Stabbing Westward and Staind (first album only) while making dinner for the kids is kind of hilarious.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Definitely not beating the #adhd allegations with my 3 beverages. Just took a sip from each, water, bodyarmor, then coffee of course. Least flavorful to most.

A large coffee mug, a bottle of orange/mango bodyarmor, and a large water cup all sit in a row on a desk.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I am not a sports fan, but I have to say, the immediacy and intensity of Sumo is so addicting. Maybe its the ADHD, in that things that go on forever just aren't my thing but I love this.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"Let us sit in my cottage and enjoy some food and wine and take some joy in hearing how much pain each have suffered." Eumaeus describes hanging out in middle age to Odysseus on his return to Ithaca.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The inevitable outcome of this kind of BS is that any woman who can compete with a man isn't actually a woman. These fucking ghouls really love the idea that women are a monolith and that if you aren't a dainty, submissive, weak, conventionally attractive, simpering fool then you are not a woman.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Reading #TheOdyssey before seeing it in theaters this weekend and I have some thoughts, none new observations I'm sure. I'm about halfway through. 1. Odysseus is the ultimate wife guy 2. Every dude but Poseidon wants Odysseus to marry his daughter 3. Athena is the real GOAT in all of this

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I'm putting this out there because I feel like I need to. Existence really fucking sucks sometimes. It is painful, demanding, and so often a double edged sword. I mean you gotta do it because what else is there. But fuck.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Caelan continues to bring the fire. Love it. Watch it. Support them, because they are both very cool and hot AF.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Mutiny on the Bounty level bullshit.

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Last day for this!!

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Keith Ellison, Minnesota Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Proud to march. Proud to celebrate. Proud to stand with Minnesota's LGBTQ+ community. Happy Pride!

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Off to #TwinCities #Pride with my youngest and my husband and I decided to take an Uber rather than deal with parking. Our very nice driver is listening to an audio book on Alexander The Great. Low key queer representation FTW? 🤣 Had to drop an @dancarlin.bsky.social rec to him of course.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Using contraception during marriage is STILL how people have consequence free sex! Being married doesn't make a difference. Contraception is what makes it possible for those who can carry a child to control their own lives. That makes people like this uncomfortable. The NYT continues to be awful.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

America really needs to rebrand as The Weirdo Place to Chill in whatever climate you prefer. Come hang out, eat our food, go to a concert or theater show and see a bunch of weirdos!

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Thank you @danirabaiotti.bsky.social for the inspo to draw and post this. Gave me that extra little push to finish a piece and post it online for others to enjoy. Or dread? I don’t know but I had a lot of fun making it.

A black and white drawing of a cornucopia with the cone that is actually a stylized vagina with several dicks of varying sizes and looks emerging from between the inner labia. Captioned God’s Genitals or; a Cornucopia of Dicks”

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Well this happened and i love it. The video reminds me of surrealist triumph, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! The lyrics make my heart sad and little hopeful and the melody is too god damn catchy. <3 @markmallman.bsky.social @tayzonday.com youtu.be/ROhVaORvKsM?...

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The Neurodivergent Anthem? 'Edit Me' (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by TayZonday

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This weekend I will be making so many fucking cupcakes for my oldest child's grad party. They asked for Red Velvet w/cream cheese frosting. Did y'all know the Dutch process cocoa is no longer readily available? #baking #parent

A collection of baking supplies to make red velvet cupcakes on a fake marble countertop

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TorinnKimbatuul @torinnkimbatuul.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Excuse me, I do not wish to consume popcorn from the groin of a horse that may or may not have had a bunch of Greeks in it.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This was my feed for a brief moment and I can't stop giggling at how well it works.

Two posts, the top is a picture of a busty person in a tight but fully covering top declaring "the highe the neckline, the bigger the look" and the second post says "why did God make tenors so evil".

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Whenever I remember that James Joyce existed I immediately think, "Fuck You James Joyce." But it's said with the best wishes and hopes for the future. Because that guy was so fucking extra and really needed an aggressive fan base to urge him on through spite.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I am melancholic but pleased in the moments when I remember My Old Men. These fuckers were with me since I was 17. They kept me sane and alive. Thank the fucking world for cats.

A person with glasses in a gray hoodie with a large cat stretched across them in a silly way

A round and pleasantly plump tabby cat on a heated bed looking off camera in perturbed tone.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If he fits, he sits. No box is safe for The Gunter.

A small tabby and white cat with large green eyes sits in a small Amazon box and stares into the cameras soul.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Post an album you have listened to 100 times.

The cover of Radiohead album Kid A, a digital picture of craggy white mountains on an angry red and black background.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I have this very nice and very large framed print of Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. I recently got a real office at my job and have a ton of open wall space that I can decorate as I please. My coworker informed me it would not be A Good Look to hang this on the wall but some days..

A full color print of Viktor Vasnetsovs painting Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The painting shows 3 bros in various states of undress astride horses and brandishing various weapons. There is also Death as a skeleton in a white shroud.

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 01/06/2026

happy pride month, faggots

a picture of a little golden retriever puppy with a pride flag in its mouth and it has a cute scarf around its neck and it's up on 3 legs with one raised in the air and he's smiling and he knows what you are.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Ah yes the notoriously clean cut, lighthearted, family film... *checks notes* Escape From New York Snyder has nothing to bring to this project and he really needs to get his own ideas.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

This is true. Here is my dog, she is very reassuring.

A tricolor cavalier King Charles spániel cuddles under the covers on a large bed

A small tricolor cavalier King Charles spániel gives a side eye to the camera from under a fluffy blanket.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Caelan is doing important work, if you have some spare funds please consider throwing it their way. Let's lift them up so they can actually get professional support and take the breaks they need and not burn out. 💛🤍💜🖤

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Apparently perimenopause is when I will finally get that 'Im a grown up' feeling. Unexpected but totally predictable.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This is Lucifer, named after the fallen angel from judeo-christian mythology. Lucifer is a sweet himbo. Does he think he's only 4 pounds when he is almost 20? Check Can he only make soft whisper meows that can be both cute or scary? Check Is he actually the Prince of Darkness? Probably

A large fluffy black cat sits on an orange pillow on a wood floor. He has big green eyes.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This is Gunter, named after the penguin from Adventure Time. Gunter is rude AF. Wake you up at 4 am chirping and rolling on you? Check. Claw the covers out of the way with no care for your skin so he can hide underneath? Check. Show his butthole on your work zoom calls? Check. He's the best.

A small tabby and white cat sits in a loaf staring at the camera. He has an adorable pink nose and looks mischievous

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

One thing I think a lot of this discourse misses(not the post below, that's just what triggered my thought) is the anxiety around volatility. If one of my cars dies it will cost me exponentially more than it would have in the last 10 years. Gas is up 1.50 from a month ago, is it going to keep going?

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The pope is the representative of God personified for the Catholic Church. Someone, please ask these people if they are really that stupid or just pretending for money. For all this blather about the US being a Christian nation they really don't know shit about the history of Christianity.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

far be it for me to gas up a billionaire but this is a good fucking opinion and should be the universal Democratic messaging

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I went to the Triple Rock (RIP) to see the Lizzobangers album release show from a local hip hop artist. It was a crowd of mostly queer folks and women, not the usual for a hip hop show sadly. Har Mar Superstar came out at the end as a surprise guest! Two years later Lizzo was topping the charts!

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

If you're a writer, write "I waited" without saying it. "Our date was set for 7pm at The Double Rose, a local diner just off the highway. I arrived 5 minutes late and sipped at a bowl of chicken tortilla soup for at least 45 minutes before he finally strolled through the door."

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The online left is beyond irritating with their need to dunk on each other disguised as "accountability" rather than work towards real change. But hey, gotta get those clicks with a circle jerk right?

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Jesse Welles Chappel Roan Hozier Kendrick Lamar Brother Ali Pussy Riot Adeem the Artist And SO MANY MORE This framing is such BS. Just say you are disdainful of 'young' people (under 45) and be done with it.

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