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Kt Schaefer

@ktschaefer.bsky.social
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I watch movies and tell you my thoughts in writing and on podcasts. Cohost of the Danger Close podcast. For the love of humanity please be kind to one another. 🍅 person. They/Them

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what I expected from Iñárritu this time around. A pompous bit of bullshit that says nothing but that he obviously thinks is Very Deep and Meaningful. When really it's masturbatory nonsense that falls flat. I hope it bombs at the box office.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now seated for #residentevil!
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a millennial Minnesotan the only appropriate phrase for this is, "oh for cute!" And be sure to elongate that 'oh'.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My hubs and I decided that for the reat of 2026 we will have #ClassyTuesday and #TrashyWednesday and we alternate who gets to pick a movie that fits the category each week. 1st up, he chose Classy - THE WOLF MAN (1941). Still debating what I should choose for tomorrow 🤔 suggestions welcome!
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No one fucking told me that your forties are just going through reverse puberty. This feels distinctly unfair.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the moderate democratic position on Gaza is that if Israel’s opponents do not comport themselves perfectly, if they don’t dance flawlessly through the rhetorical minefields every day, then it’s dead children forever.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lisa Demuth and Michele Tafoya are going to work hand-in-hand to pass Donald Trump's anti-choice agenda. Minnesotans deserve better.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The hype about #Wicker is very amusing but I do feel obligated to remind larger media outlets that the reason he is so hot is because he's an attentive and enthusiastic lover who prioritizes his partners happiness. And is also Alexander Skarsgard reproduced in wicker, in that order.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They say that going through menopause is as hormonally impactful as puberty. I am on the cusp of this experience and suddenly find myself listening to my angsty teen favorites. Cringing along to Stabbing Westward and Staind (first album only) while making dinner for the kids is kind of hilarious.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No worries, now others can enjoy!
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Omg I love this!! Thank you so much!!
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When you can get to it I'll be happy to have an art pick me up. I hope you have fun drawing it!
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you are still up for it I would love to see your interpretation of a dapper rat out on the town. Preferably in a bowler hat but I trust your judgement entirely.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Definitely not beating the #adhd allegations with my 3 beverages. Just took a sip from each, water, bodyarmor, then coffee of course. Least flavorful to most.
A large coffee mug, a bottle of orange/mango bodyarmor, and a large water cup all sit in a row on a desk.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You look amazing! Are you feeling this gif at all? It's always how I feel when I get fancy for something.
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Juan Pablo Franco
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Do you enjoy Weird Al and if so, what is your favorite of his songs?
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I feel that. I remember where I was in life reading those books and it was a hard time. I'll try an audiobook, sometimes that is a better way to reread younger me favs. Plus I can listen and do mindless spreadsheet work! Nothing like flashing back to puberty while reconciling a financial statement.😂
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yes, problematic for sure, I am thinking of doing a reread but am a little apprehensive if I will enjoy it because of that. At the time it meant so much but I have grown since then.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yes, problematic for sure, I am thinking of doing a reread but am a little apprehensive if I will enjoy it because of that. At the time it meant so much but I have grown since then.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And you're right! The original works are very representative of their time and her views. Which were all complex and sometimes really awful. I guess as someone who read a lot of her erotica, where shit gets fucking WILD, my view of her is colored by that.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Totally get that, do not put yourself out there more than you are comfortable with. I read from Interview through Queen of the Damned, then Memnoch, Pandora (my fav by far), her Sleeping Beauty books, and Exit to Eden.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dude this is way too accurate and I feel like Rice fans have always gone hard. I read this book at 13 and my little mind was blown, it's Go Ask Alice for goths in the 90s. But I want to read your thoughts on this topic! So if you are up for writing it there will be readers. a.co/d/00iAXdUf
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I am not a sports fan, but I have to say, the immediacy and intensity of Sumo is so addicting. Maybe its the ADHD, in that things that go on forever just aren't my thing but I love this.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Never underestimate an old lady.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
All 100% legit reasons to be concerned! I would like Collins to retire today. I am so hopeful we will get someone better this time around.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I can get that perspective I just don't share it. I think she sucks and should retire and that her choices have hurt the country. But she isn't a vapid ninny, her choices are purposeful and thought out.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
And you shouldn't use that to criticize him.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just saw Collins acting exactly as I would expect. She made her little snarky comment and moved on. As others have pointed out she makes money off defense contracts and is a long time Republican senator. Why would she do anything but smooth over Hegseths being a dick?
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yes. That is true!
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don't doubt her fitness to hold office. I just don't agree with her on almost anything. Not sure why you bring up Biden though?
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I guess I don't see that. She made a snarky comment that it was a vigorous discussion, a direct acknowledgement of how aggressive it was.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
She has a condition called essential tremor. She has had it the entirety of her service as a lawmaker. I also want her to retire but maybe take two minutes to do some research before engaging in ablist fear mongering.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Let us sit in my cottage and enjoy some food and wine and take some joy in hearing how much pain each have suffered." Eumaeus describes hanging out in middle age to Odysseus on his return to Ithaca.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This kind of categorization is insidious. It allows the Heritage foundation to declare that there are real women and then there is the other. Those who refuse to behave like women are therefore not women and deserve nothing but contempt.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The inevitable outcome of this kind of BS is that any woman who can compete with a man isn't actually a woman. These fucking ghouls really love the idea that women are a monolith and that if you aren't a dainty, submissive, weak, conventionally attractive, simpering fool then you are not a woman.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reading #TheOdyssey before seeing it in theaters this weekend and I have some thoughts, none new observations I'm sure. I'm about halfway through. 1. Odysseus is the ultimate wife guy 2. Every dude but Poseidon wants Odysseus to marry his daughter 3. Athena is the real GOAT in all of this
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm putting this out there because I feel like I need to. Existence really fucking sucks sometimes. It is painful, demanding, and so often a double edged sword. I mean you gotta do it because what else is there. But fuck.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Caelan continues to bring the fire. Love it. Watch it. Support them, because they are both very cool and hot AF.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mutiny on the Bounty level bullshit.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This looks intriguing!! Can't wait to give it a listen especially since you are a fellow MN film critic!!
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Last day for this!!
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I agree, unless we get a surprise dissent it feels inevitable. But because it's such a dark time I had to giggle at rouge instead of rogue. Imagining Alito, Thomas, and the rest of the Supreme Court making this face while applying highly pigmented MAC blush is such a silly juxtaposition.
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Abby Roberts Applies Bold Pink Blush
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Keith Ellison, Minnesota Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Proud to march. Proud to celebrate. Proud to stand with Minnesota's LGBTQ+ community. Happy Pride!
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Off to #TwinCities #Pride with my youngest and my husband and I decided to take an Uber rather than deal with parking. Our very nice driver is listening to an audio book on Alexander The Great. Low key queer representation FTW? 🤣 Had to drop an @dancarlin.bsky.social rec to him of course.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This article abridged, "Sluts are gross amirite fellas?!" With a pick me idiot as their little pet to parrot this regressive hateful nonsense so they can claim it's not because they don't think women are people! No. Definitely not that!
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Using contraception during marriage is STILL how people have consequence free sex! Being married doesn't make a difference. Contraception is what makes it possible for those who can carry a child to control their own lives. That makes people like this uncomfortable. The NYT continues to be awful.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Instead we are living through this weird capitalist hellscape that's imitating our best sci fi and fantasy creators visions on what 'The Future' could be.
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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
America really needs to rebrand as The Weirdo Place to Chill in whatever climate you prefer. Come hang out, eat our food, go to a concert or theater show and see a bunch of weirdos!
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