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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Definitely not beating the #adhd allegations with my 3 beverages. Just took a sip from each, water, bodyarmor, then coffee of course. Least flavorful to most.

A large coffee mug, a bottle of orange/mango bodyarmor, and a large water cup all sit in a row on a desk.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Thank you @danirabaiotti.bsky.social for the inspo to draw and post this. Gave me that extra little push to finish a piece and post it online for others to enjoy. Or dread? I don’t know but I had a lot of fun making it.

A black and white drawing of a cornucopia with the cone that is actually a stylized vagina with several dicks of varying sizes and looks emerging from between the inner labia. Captioned God’s Genitals or; a Cornucopia of Dicks”

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This weekend I will be making so many fucking cupcakes for my oldest child's grad party. They asked for Red Velvet w/cream cheese frosting. Did y'all know the Dutch process cocoa is no longer readily available? #baking #parent

A collection of baking supplies to make red velvet cupcakes on a fake marble countertop

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This was my feed for a brief moment and I can't stop giggling at how well it works.

Two posts, the top is a picture of a busty person in a tight but fully covering top declaring "the highe the neckline, the bigger the look" and the second post says "why did God make tenors so evil".

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I am melancholic but pleased in the moments when I remember My Old Men. These fuckers were with me since I was 17. They kept me sane and alive. Thank the fucking world for cats.

A person with glasses in a gray hoodie with a large cat stretched across them in a silly way

A round and pleasantly plump tabby cat on a heated bed looking off camera in perturbed tone.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If he fits, he sits. No box is safe for The Gunter.

A small tabby and white cat with large green eyes sits in a small Amazon box and stares into the cameras soul.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Post an album you have listened to 100 times.

The cover of Radiohead album Kid A, a digital picture of craggy white mountains on an angry red and black background.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I have this very nice and very large framed print of Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. I recently got a real office at my job and have a ton of open wall space that I can decorate as I please. My coworker informed me it would not be A Good Look to hang this on the wall but some days..

A full color print of Viktor Vasnetsovs painting Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The painting shows 3 bros in various states of undress astride horses and brandishing various weapons. There is also Death as a skeleton in a white shroud.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

This is true. Here is my dog, she is very reassuring.

A tricolor cavalier King Charles spániel cuddles under the covers on a large bed

A small tricolor cavalier King Charles spániel gives a side eye to the camera from under a fluffy blanket.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This is Lucifer, named after the fallen angel from judeo-christian mythology. Lucifer is a sweet himbo. Does he think he's only 4 pounds when he is almost 20? Check Can he only make soft whisper meows that can be both cute or scary? Check Is he actually the Prince of Darkness? Probably

A large fluffy black cat sits on an orange pillow on a wood floor. He has big green eyes.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This is Gunter, named after the penguin from Adventure Time. Gunter is rude AF. Wake you up at 4 am chirping and rolling on you? Check. Claw the covers out of the way with no care for your skin so he can hide underneath? Check. Show his butthole on your work zoom calls? Check. He's the best.

A small tabby and white cat sits in a loaf staring at the camera. He has an adorable pink nose and looks mischievous

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Ruthie B has taken to "burying" her no-hide treats in our bed to save for later. She tucks them in between pillows or under blankets. I took these pics and she immediately had to rehide her treats and is now yelling at me with indignant grumblings for disturbing the peace.

A small dog with big eyes sits in front of a pile of pillows

A small dog sits in front of a pile of pillows revealing a dog treat hidden between the pillows.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I have a guest cat for a few weeks and y'all better believe I am extra excited for these snuggles! He's a sweet little old man with cerebellar hypoplasia who is here to eat those treats and get pets. And he's all out of treats.

A black and brown tabby lays on a multicolored blanket staring at the camera

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I know nothing about most sports, and college sports in particular. So the random appearance of these two skeets is funny to me.

A skeet states that "getting into college football is easy because you can base your opinions on the politics of each institution. Referring to your school as "Ole Miss" and naming yourself the rebels is enough to earn my disdain for life"
Another, unrelated skeet directly below it saying "if I'm Ole Miss, the second half I only run broken plays."

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

My Ruthie found an old Kong yesterday and is now obsessed with it and will not leave a room unless it comes with her. #dogsofbluesky

A trip color cavalier King Charles spaniel is laying on a purple blanket in front of a Christmas tree with a red kong toy in front of them. There is a stick like treat emerging from one end of the toy.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

"It's port Bob, the fifth essence of the Christmas Spirit" I am 8 minutes into the 1938 A Christmas Carol and it's already amazing. Found this picture and can't wait for what's to come!

A scene from 1938s A Christmas Carol showing Scrooge, an old man in a nightcap, and a ghost Marley in chains. It kind of looks like Scrooge is trying to touch Marley's chest in a humorous but inadvertent screenshot

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Took 3 tries to lay out my yoga mat for stretching tonight. My void floof is determined that this spot is his. He is greatly displeased!

A fluffy black cat lays on a bright blue foam yoga mat. He looks mildly indignant.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I'm at a party for the first time in years. After digging through a storage closet I pulled together a costume for Rose the Hat from Doctor Sleep.

A female presenting person wearing big glasses and a leather top hat with a bird skull on it smiles with a slight menace at the camera

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

My pupper is ready for Adorable Dog Summer with a fancy fresh grooming thanks to my friend.

A small tricolor king Charles cavalier spaniel sits on an aging blue couch looking adorable.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

My Cavalier pupper Ruthie B is so relatable. I tossed a toy for her and it landed next to her water bowl. She ran excitedly over then realized she was thirsty and had a drink. Then she walked away, ready to party, before remembering 'Oh shit! There was a toy!' and gamboling back for it.

A small tricolor cavalier king Charles spaniel stares up at the camera in earnest.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I love it! One of my cats, Lucifer, pictured below in all his regal glory, gets a modified version of Going Down from Hair.

A large black fluffy cat sleeping in a cat ree making a silly face with his mouth open.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Trying desperately to get back into cooking and enjoying it. So I bought this! the recipe descriptions, anecdotes, and detail is sumptuous AND simple. And thankfully includes all the little tips that help being a recipe from good to amazing. Exactly what I'm looking for.

The front of The Italian Country Table cookbook by Lynne Rossetto Kasper which shows a wooden bowl filled with beans, fresh veg and small chunks of cheese and salami

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

A movie that takes place where you're from: This is literally set in my neighborhood.

Poster for A Serious Man, man in a plaid shirt looking concerned while standing on a roof.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Finding my love of live music again with Em Beihold at The Green Room in Minneapolis. My daughter's first live show!

A woman plays piano on a stage with very bisexual lighting. Pic from Em Beiholds small secret piano tour.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

My little pupper has decided to give me cute overload. She is cuddled up in the pillow den underneath a table in the living room.

A small tri color cavalier King Charles spaniel rests all curled up on a pile of various colored pillows

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

My smallest cat is The Devil. He gets into everything he can, particularly cherry tomatoes (doesn't eat them just pushes the packet on the floor then carries them around), and today he finally met his match in an Aldi bag.

A small grey and white cat looking up at the camera perplexed whilst he is caught in the handle of an Aldi reusable bag.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

More movies and crafts today. Putting my new found granny square knowledge to good use and making a lap blanket for my ill auntie. Here is the start. Started off with MY COUSIN VINNY (1st time!), and now honoring Val Kilmer with TOMBSTONE (also 1st time!).

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Their work is utterly fantastic. I commissioned a piece for my partner a couple Christmas' ago and it is gorgeous and resides in a place of prominence in our house. Support them and get great art, it's a win/win!

A framed handdrawn and watercolor picture of Willem DaFoe and Robert Pattinson's faces as their lighthouse characters.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

My very first completed granny square! We made the long journey to Joanne Fabrics to partake before they close forever. This fluffy chunky yarn called to me and I decided to finally master it. #crochet

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Quick! Name a Vampire that is not Dracula! 🦇

White haired elf sneering at the viewer while holding a long thin knife. It is an image of the character Astarion from Baldurs Gate 3.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Welp. This is definitely going to be an interesting read. Professor Von Thadden was on point.

Snip of a page from the introduction of Frauen by Alison Owings with a section highlighted reading, "How did the Austrian Hitler become the German Fuhrer? In a provocative answer Professor Von Thadden said he sometimes plays a mental game of how the devil could come to power in different countries. In France, he said, a coup d'etat might be acceptable, but not in Germany. In the United States, he suggested, the devil might ingratiate himself to voters by taking on a facade of naivete, or somehow by taking materialism to the extreme."

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Post a female character that you love

Marceline the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time animated show wearing large brimmed straw hat, a red tank top and jeans. She is holding her axe shaped guitar and making a creepy face that shows off her teeth.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Keep going AOC! You are giving me so much hope!

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Sometimes, just sometimes mind you, Reddit is spot on.

Reddit post on r/accounting by u/baquir that says, "look, all I'm saying is if Elon's only goal was to look for fraud, he would have hired accountants, not programmers."

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

My beautiful cats want you to know there is still love in the world. These two are the bestest of friends.

A large brown tabby cat and even larger black long haired cat snuggle on a grey pet bed. The black cats arms are around the tabby.

A large brown tabby cat and even larger black long haired cat snuggle on a grey pet bed. The tabby cats arms are around the black cat.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Something to brighten this timeline. My sweet little pup pup is now a year old and this week is the first time we have let her stay home out of her crate confined to the living room and so far no accidents!!! Here is my Ruthie B giving me the side eye for denying her a moment of pets to snap this

A small tri color cavalier dog with its head resting on a my husband's lap gives the camera a side angle look

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Someone left a free used pet bed at the office. After a few days I brought it home because these boys go through beds like crazy with their tendency to rip stuffing out. They are All About It.

3 cats, a shorthair white and tabby, a shorthair tabby, and a long haired black cat all snuggle together on a medium sized gray bed.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

My sweet Pup-pup has found her new bestie. I got this bed from Goodwill in like new condition and she has claimed it just for her.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

This is my Cavi puppy RuthieB. She gives the best side eye. She is 12 pounds of sassy cuddles and my sweetest darling.

A tri colored king Charles cavalier spaniel puppy laying on ita side and looking back at the camera in black pajamas with an orange and white bones pattern and an orange patch on the back that says lazy bones.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2024

This weekend I am attempting to #diy a whole ass chicken coop out of my child's old play center. Through sheer luck I recently got some power tools for free on the local buy nothing group to make this possible. This will be interesting.

Old child's play center made of wood with a slide, climbing wall and a lost roof

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

It is a rarity for me to feel that perfect intersection of nonbinary self that is uncomfortably accurate. But I did it.

Light skinned person with pink glasses, brown and white hair who is wearing a gray suit with a white shirt and blue tye And a yellow flower bouteniere.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 04/01/2024

The younger of my two ancient cats has an open wound that just appeared last night. Going to the vet today and absolutely terrified it is time to let him go. He is a sweet Maine Coon with the gentlest personality and a goofy look on his face at all times. Please don't let this be it.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Introduce yourself with One book One album One movie

Cover for Jacqueline Carey's Kushiels Dart with a young woman nude from the waist up hugging herself with a visible rose tattoo on her back

Alternate poster for Darren Aronofsky's mother! With a drawing of Jennifer Lawrence in a jungle holding her cut out heart out to the viewer

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 23/06/2023

The amazing Starfire! Iove her depiction in this series in particular.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 22/06/2023

I've been searching for easier or at least more fun ways to clean my house that align with my ADHD brain. Found these FOOT MOPS! The bottoms come off for washing! Plus they will tickle my daughter to no end so I'm sure I can convince her to shuffle around the house getting all the cat and dog fur.

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Kt Schaefer @ktschaefer.bsky.social · 19/06/2023

Do any other parents have a collection of their kids baby teeth? I felt like I had to keep them, I sure as hell paid for them after all with my tooth fairy donations, but I also didn't know what to do with them. So I stuffed them in a plastic tooth shaped receptacle. Like you do.

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