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Jesus Zoidberg: Snaps Under Center? No, Shotgun now! @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I won't throw dirt on Cam, or really any of the lineman. They all killed themselves for that Super Bowl.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The only Philly beat writer who ever big-timed me in my former sportswriting life was that absolute idiot.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fair, but youre assuming the defense folds twice even if they're up 13. Perhaps watching their coach barf down the front of his shirt on every big decision had a demoralizing effect on them.

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Ryan Quigley @ryanquigz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This could’ve been a huge win against a good team in spite of a rash of injuries on both sides of the ball. Instead, we’ll be talking about how much of an idiot Nick Sirianni is for the rest of the week. Just maddening.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

After you piss your pants on third down, you don't compound the mistake by passing on three easy points when you finally put together a decent drive. I don't care what math dorks say. Take the points

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this one is on Sirianni. You're in front with 9 starters out and you manage it into a loss

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm about to board a flight here. Could someone please run Sirianni over with a tank while I'm traveling? Thanks

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Crazy how the Rams have one opponent (the Eagles) but the Birds have three (the Rams, the refs, and also the Eagles)

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You have got to be fucking kidding me ref

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So much for the wonderful homecoming story. Catch the damned ball

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When you've officially run out of ideas, dial up another screen pass

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It would almost be funny of it didn't make me want to drink Drain-O

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

...and because of that, perhaps he could have helped them out by taking the easy points to go up 13

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Let's go to Dean Blandino to tell us how the Eagles got screwed on yet another call...

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So maybe take the chip shot field goal and go up two TDs, Sirianni, you absolte fucking goober

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nick Sirianni is the biggest idiot in the universe

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Checking in from Philly Airport for a quick Go Birds

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Matt Campbell against teams that aren't Marshall, Buffalo or Temple

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine getting outsmarted by Chip Kelly

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Probably time to accept that Penn State is going to be a 5-6 win team at best moving forward. This is pathetic.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I believe the Honeymoon Era is over for Matt Campbell and Eastern Iowa State

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I hope the Dodgers murder these chumps and their racist MAGA chud asshole fans

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And I'm putting on football. Thanks for getting my hopes up only to go back to the same old stupid shit, Phillies

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I need Bryon Stott to explain to me what his approach was in that at-bat

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ultimately, it's a 3-0 game and it feels insurmountable because the Phillies' lineup has learned precisely zero lessons from its approach at the plate through September vs. what they did in August. If they don't hit, it doesn't matter what the pitchers do from this point on.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I hated when they resigned him, and he's done nothing to earn a cent that he's made since then.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

On the rare occasion where Nola finds the strike zone, the Braves are clubbing him. I think it's time to put in a better pitcher.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They had a whole month that proved to them that a patient, disciplined approach at the plate was a successful strategy. But they've spent all of September saying "Nah, fuck that" and playing Hero Ball.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Phillies' strategy of swinging at any pitch that comes within 8 inches of the strike zone continues to pay off. I wish I was a fan of a smarter baseball team.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well that was nothing if not predictable

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Looks like we get Shitty Nola tonight

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm glad so many Braves fans got off their shift at Walmart in time to show up and do their racist chant tonight

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm gonna need an extra-strength gummy after surviving this game. I'm still jittery.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The way Painter responded after throwing six straight balls to begin his first-ever playoff appearance...man. That was really something. I'm really happy for him.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Turning on ChiSox-Astros and TOM McCARTHY is announcing? So weird.

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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026

That was one of the biggest big-dick performances I’ve ever seen from a rookie. Painter should be proud of these three innings for the rest of his life

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hate how moronic this team can be most of the time, but you can't say they didn't fight for this one

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Harris really knocked the crap out of that one

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