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Krystina (they/them)

@krysonthe.net
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Crochet, dogs, cats. Tech and homemade goods. Moderator at WinAdmins.io. Microsoft MVP - Intune

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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 12/04/2025
I wonder how often my therapist and I have waved at each other We both drive Jeep Wranglers
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 29/03/2025
Somebody please stop me the next time I try to get a 7am flight after an event
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 29/03/2025
I meant to go to Discord and ended up here and now you've got to hear about it
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 29/03/2025
I added a new app to a folder on my homepage I use all the time and now I have to relearn muscle memory
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 28/03/2025
"copypastad it into a clean doc to remove edit history lol" My boss gets me, y'all
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 25/03/2025
Channeling @mikedanoski.bsky.social again for #mvpsummit
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 21/03/2025
It feels very millennial-coded to say "if we can sell (the house) before the housing market crashes, then rent for a few months and buy AFTER it crashes..."
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WinAdmins Community @winadmins.io · 20/03/2025
Going to Workplace Ninjas UK 2025 wpninjas.uk in June? Don't miss these sessions with fellow WinAdmins and MVPs @jgkps.bsky.social, @krysonthe.net, and @intune.best!
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 12/03/2025
Anybody else ever have to unpack their emotional reaction to their annual performance review in therapy, or just me?
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 07/03/2025
This is a whole new level of "Don't Say Gay" And also why I, an IT person who's an automation evangelist, don't trust automations made my dumbasses
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 27/01/2025
Watching a Tarantino film for escapism feels weird, but here we are
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 24/01/2025
Never before have I been so delighted to see a whole chapter of a book practically cut from a video adaptation as I was when they took a whole 20 seconds to fly to Antarctica as geese in The Magicians
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 16/01/2025
I asked the flight attendant to bring me "as much ginger ale as they could" They just brought me a second can This is only a 75 minute flight This flight attendant is now my best friend
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 31/12/2024
Being the only Microsoft person at my job is so weird sometimes - like, check the logs? Check the conditional access policies? ...find where either of them are?
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 13/12/2024
Yo y'all tech vendors wanna do something super cheap and easy to make AFAB people feel included? Bring freaking smaller sizes of socks. Cheap, easy, little overhead.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 08/12/2024
Petition to start saying "watched dough never rises" instead of "a watched kettle never boils" 1/3
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 07/12/2024
... The answer was "all of the above"
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 07/12/2024
I have gotten to a point in #adventOfCode where I don't know if I've got an issue with my code or it's just slow AF
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 27/11/2024
I feel like we need a new second person pronoun in English to denote that the thing you're speaking to is a computer. Asking my home assistant "can you tell me $y" feels too *personal*
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 27/11/2024
I made another loaf of bread and did garlic bread for the first time on homemade bread
A plate with 4 pieces of toasted bread with melted cheese. The plate is on a grey marble counter, with a cutting board slightly visible on the left and a fork and ceramic butter dish to the right.
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Edit of a scene from I Am Robot:
Will Smith: y'all got any [documentation]
Robot: we got a [discord server]
Will Smith: [looks down in saddened disbelief]
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 22/11/2024
Looking at my work-related travel plans for next year, I'm definitely feeling like I've girl bossed too close to the sun career wise this year
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Flashback post.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 18/11/2024
@adorablecyborg.bsky.social so, for the adulting 101 curriculum, "preparing for a house guest" should totally be on there
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 16/11/2024
The house smells yummy and I have to both wait for this to cool AND protect it from cats for $x hours until I can eat it
A loaf of homemade bread sitting on a cooling rack
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I’m not losing friends over politics. They are losing me. Also, the people who are losing me weren’t really friends, since they support a movement that believes some people should not exist because of their skin color, or orientation, or gender identity, and so on.
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Tania Arpa @taniaarpa.com · 15/11/2024
Bluesky has no agorithm for your personal feed so you create your own social media experience here. Go to your feeds, scroll down until you find the search field and look up feeds relevant to your interests. When you find a feed you like, pin it! (Also like it, feed creators will appreciate it)
Screenshot of Bsky on browser, under #Feeds

Discover New Feeds
Custom feeds built by the community bring you new experiences and help you find the content you love.

("crochet" typed inside the search bar)

Results:
Crochet and Knitting
Feed by @snowfloe.bsky.social
  Feed for crochets and knitting. Picks up:
  yarn ball emoji 🧶 or
  socks 🧦 or
  scarf 🧣 or
  gloves 🧤

  AND either the term, "crochet" or "knitting ". Feed needs BOTH an   emoji and a term to pick up posts.
Details in pinned post. WIP.
Liked by 280 users


Crocheters in the Sky
Feed by @theangrynoodle.com
Feed for people who crochet. Just include a emoji to get your post added to the feed!
Liked bv 221 users
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anotherAKGorman ❌👑 @anotherakgorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
FYI: Every time it becomes known that someone is a raw milk drinker in Oregon, it's because someone - usually a child - is now life-threateningly ill.
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Merill Fernando 💚 @merill.net · 10/11/2024
I just added a page listing all the Microsoft Starter Packs over at bluesky.ms If you make a Starter Pack or have one to add submit a PR or let me know and I'll add to this list.
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Anthony J. Fontanez @ajf8729.com · 14/11/2024
I'm noticing a handful of folks I follow that have "invalid handle" on their profile now. The DNS TXT record you configured needs to stay around for your custom domain handle to be valid. Just an FYI.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 14/11/2024
Seeing the way kiddo interacts with the same media change as he grows is so interesting 🧵(1/3)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
nytimes.com
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 14/11/2024
Could say I'm prepared for next year
Screenshot of an email from the US Department of State stating that the original poster's application for a US passport has been approved and is being printed to mail.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 12/11/2024
Welcome to all the new folx from the #intune space I'm seeing pop up!!!
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 17/02/2024
Proud momma moment today: no sound on the radio as we were about to leave Waffle House and I was finagling the settings in the radio trying to find a reboot option. Kiddo told me to turn the car off and back on to fix it. The 5 year old has been well trained.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 27/01/2024
Went to my Local Queer Coffee Shop today and started the section of "quietly drinking coffee and doing our own things" I'm crocheting and two other people are reading. Not a word has been said past a polite nod whenever a new person sat down. This is heaven.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 01/01/2024
My greatest triumph of 2023 was somebody I just met being SHOCKED not that I was getting a divorce, but that I was getting a divorce FROM A MAN
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AnnieBannie (She/Her🧶📚🌈) @madhmstr.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Whether you've seen this, or not, it is a thing of real magic.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 23/12/2023
I feel like I've earned a Parenting Achievement because I've managed to wrap two of my kids presents while wrapping Cousin Presents while my kids is in the room
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 09/12/2023
I made a Dale Earnhardt reference at work this week and I have NEVER felt more Tennesseean
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 30/11/2023
I'm not saying that I'm baking bread because I started watching Hunger Games again, or that I started watching it because of the Josh Hutcherson Whistle edit on Tik Tok, but I'm also not saying either if these things are false.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 23/11/2023
My son just asked me "how cold is it". "Ice cold" was out of my mouth before I even had a conscious thought.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 22/11/2023
I wanna become an actor just to do musical episodes
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 20/11/2023
It's amazing how many interviews I've gotten since I stopped disclosing my disability in my applications >.>
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
"ladies and gentlemen" • boring • gender essentialist • we are in corporate hell in a sad hotel ballroom and life is meaningless "greetings, friends and foes" • exciting • inclusive • got the whole room guessing which group they fall into • can make a game out of it
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 12/11/2023
I love the random things this kid latches onto - now, everything he wants to draw is a neutron star
A picture of a children's tablet on a drawing app. The drawing is a jumble of neon squiggles in the right shape of a circle on a black background.
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 11/11/2023
So, I think this is the first time I've ever seen this setting in a game. As somebody who has Tinnitus, being able to turn off the high pitched ringing after in-game explosions may just be a life changer for me as that sounds won't leave my head for HOURS after. Hooray accessibility!
A picture of settings in the videogame Spider-Man 2. The selected setting is "High Frequency Cutoff", which filters out all frequencies above 6,000 He, such as high pitched ringing after explosions
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Krystina (they/them) @krysonthe.net · 10/11/2023
Used in a sentence: the feeling I get looking at the CEO of my former company's Linked In
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