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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
My 3.5 year old just told me the @bengais.bsky.social aren't working. So true.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
3 fantasy leagues: One at work where you can side text w your colleagues about your boss’s awful trade proposals, one with your high school friends with a group chat where no one ever talks about their personal lives, one 14 team dynasty league that’s so deep you end up streaming Tyler Allgeier
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
everything andrew cuomo says
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 17/07/2025
Anyway I’m really fucking sad about this. It was like watching a 14-year slow motion train crash. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting was everything that was right about government and its demise is everything that’s wrong with contemporary beltway politics. We all deserve better.
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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
That's too smooth Koby 😮‍💨
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 07/07/2025
'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'

FAST COMPANY Article: 

While retirement typically occurs, after
completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals
called "micro-retirement." Micro-
retirements involve taking a one to two- week break from work every 12 to 18 months.
Gen Z is using micro-retirement to avoid burnout, find greater fulfillment in their work, and enhance their overall well-being. However, it's not just Gen-Z:
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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 03/07/2025
far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day when it comes to processed meats had an 11% greater risk of type 2 diabetes and a 7% increased risk of colorectal cancer than those who didn’t eat any. And drinking the equivalent of about a 12-ounce soda per day was associated with an 8% increase in type 2 diabetes risk and a 2% increased risk of ischemic heart disease.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.
Selfie of Dan. He has a White Jesus look. Ooh, isn’t he handsome! He’s wearing a black and white trucker hat with his son’s handprints in red on the top and “DAD” on the brim.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Me watching football teams that can’t run the ball
Some of yall can’t handle 2 high - weird blue check guy
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Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
how are you going to be a bigot and lose 11-5 on the same day
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Dave Kluge @davekluge.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
When I found out no Bears quarterback had ever thrown for 4,000 yards, I saw an opportunity. Because I have also never thrown for 4,000 yards, I’m no different than these quarterbacks. Except for one little thing. You see, I’ve rehearsed every outcome of this season. I’m ready.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It sucks so bad everyone talks about the @nba.com finals ratings. OKC and Indiana play some of the funnest basketball I’ve seen in a while. Indiana’s ability to push the pace is insane. And OKC is just super well rounded.
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Laurel Pfahler @laurelpfahler.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
15' - Kevin Denkey levels the score with what looked like the simplest goal we've seen all season, easy pass from Evander in the center of the box and Denkey fires it past Luis Barraza. His 10th in MLS play, as #FCCincy ties it 1-1.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Get a load of this fucking loser
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I'm so tired of this pathetic ass franchise...
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Waiting like it is the second coming of Christ for the day @murderxbryan.bsky.social does a Guys episode about airline/Delta guys.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
@nytimes.com what the hell? This is nowhere enough letters for Gitchi Gumee.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
4 in a row #ATOBTTR
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Is Reddit full of the dumbest weirdos on the internet? Many folks are saying yes.
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Denny Golf Szn @dennygolfszn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Watching Bryson is so harmful for the average golfer. Seeing some jacked goon hitting a nine iron 183 is gonna ruin so many men.
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Kendall @kendallrjones.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Hang it in the Louvre
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Fell asleep during the beginning of Masters coverage for an hour. I’m officially a dad now.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Damn that is crazy. Too bad you don’t know anyone in a position of power who could help.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
When two bad takes collide.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The @reds.com are about to be +5 in run differential through 7 games and will be 2-5.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I hate that I love the Reds so much.
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Vacation Bible School Podcast 🏳️‍🌈 @vbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
How about you Switch 2 studying the Holy Bible
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Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
California Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas (D-Salinas): "there are currently more kids with measles in Texas than there are transgender athletes in the NCAA. That's the epidemic we should all be worried about."
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 01/04/2025
this is how you make a throw with the game in the line. pure textbook.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The “He was [adjective], Gary Cooper?” is a top 5 trope for Sopranos fans. Mainly because we’re stupid and love easy jokes. Also because Chrissy’s delivery is dead nuts perfect and hilarious.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The main subs of Reddit are full of the most insufferable types of dork in existence. The whole place is just begging to be stuffed in a locker.
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 22/03/2025
Tired: Colin Chandler PG Wired: Colin Chandler SG
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
John Calipari has won as many NCAA tournament games this year as he did at UK in the last 4 years. #bbn
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Elon Musk got booed at a Dave Chapelle show and now it’s all of our problem.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The thing about Tony Hinchiffe is that he’s just not funny or original. Not because of his politics. He’s just about as entertaining as watching grass grow. But without the charisma.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
@ Cincinnati Bengals
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Possum Fiefdom🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possumfiefdom.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Milhouse, wearing the gray Talking Heads big shoulder suit: "Remember the time I found myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and you lied and told me this is not my beautiful house and this is not my beautiful wife?"

Second panel: Milhouse asking Bart: "Well then how did I get here, Bart? How did I get here?"
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My mental wellbeing dramatically improved when I deactivated from that hell site.
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kristophthegr8.bsky.social @kristophthegr8.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The #Bengals would never.
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