kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 04/10/2026doing photography for queer weddings has exposed me to exponentially higher levels of being hit on than any other sphere in my life and that is wild 130
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 27/09/2026watched camp miasma today and i want to live in that movie 000
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my town has had two gigantic, garish american flags on top of the bridge coming into the main part of town for months, and they did not take them down ahead of the nor'easter we're currently getting, and now the entire bridge and road coming into town have to be closed because the flags are a hazard 210
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the speed with which i texted my therapist to schedule an appointment after a phone call with my mom 🤌🤌🤌 000
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026hey man i’ve been hesitant to bring this up but lately you’ve been leaving a lot of items in my enclosure that i find, shall we say, less than enriching 432323
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨Chantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Decades before Dolly Parton helped fund research supporting Moderna's Covid-19 mRNA vaccine, she raised money for people with HIV and AIDS and joined the 90s "Break the Silence" campaign promoting AIDS awareness, sex education & condom use - at a time when doing so in country music took courage. 3558301294
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 25/08/2026democrats: elect me so that we can DO SOMETHING about donald trump’s FASCIST REGIME democrats when ICE is kidnapping and killing people: if only there was SOMEONE who could DO SOMETHING about this!!!! 010
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 20/08/2026#StayReadyCrew 🚨👀 Buried in the headline is the recall also affects jalapeños sold at other major grocery stores too. Costco Whole Foods Target Walmart Kroger... Stay vigilant. www.usatoday.com/story/money/...usatoday.comJalapeños sold at Costco recalled in salmonella outbreak. See listThe recall is part of a larger series of jalapeno recalls linked to a multistate salmonella outbreak, the FDA confirmed. 129092
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 15/08/2026there is something so queer affirming (in a very funny way) about being thought of as a straight person, being looped into straight people humor, and not endorsing it at all lmao 120
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 13/08/2026happy birthday to my sweet guy, the very best husband in the world, and youppi!’s biological son, @maybeitsian.bsky.social 030
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i managed to edit a full wedding gallery in 2 weeks while starting a new internship, working my day job, and doing other shoots, SOMEHOW 110
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/07/2026Weird way to say capitalism is imposed on us and we hate it 3241211200
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i saw the hadestown proshot and realized that the reason hades tests orpheus to not turn around is because he has to live without his wife for half of every year, and that’s a “test” he’s failed time and time again by bringing her back to hadestown earlier than he’s supposed to!!! 100
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 20/07/2026little miss “did her progress notes in less than 2 hours” 000
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 13/07/2026finished reading The Ethical Slut, then worked a delightful queer wedding where the couple gave out books as wedding favors. it’s been a real kristen-coded day. 020
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 12/07/2026ah, summer: the season where i have at least 3 bug bites per limb 000
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨Rep. Dr. Jasmine Clark @jasmineclarkforga.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Five facts that you should know about the current Cyclospora outbreak. 35698283835
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 08/07/2026every night i ask ian what’s going on in the Redwallverse and last night, when he said, “Constance threw a rat at a tree so hard that it died,” i laughed so fucking hard 220
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 07/07/2026sometimes walking through a wet nature preserve while it’s lightly raining is good for you, actually 120
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 06/07/2026my new mantra is: if it’s not what i want it to be, i will make it work for me. 000
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026imagine if you were the type of person for whom this felt like a meaningful expression of adult love 2090541
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i found a tick in my back. can someone sedate me until late fall 200
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨maybeitsian @grosmatchcesoir.com · 29/06/2026i have been sitting on this for about three weeks now, waiting for this trade. on brendan gallagher and the guys who deserved more gros-match-ce-soir.bearblog.dev/brendan-gall...gros-match-ce-soir.bearblog.devBrendan Gallagher and the Guys Who Deserved More"I should rely a little less on success, a little more on divisible time" "Runaway Dog" - Retirement Party The Moments That Defined Brendan Gallagher ... 0134
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Reminder that there will be motion on KOSA and the KIDS ACT on monday Please contact your representatives literally right now of you can and demand censorship/surveillance legislation be opposed 1626573261
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 27/06/2026i personally think it would be really funny if philly took the other twin 000
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 27/06/2026reminded of how absolutely handsome manny malholtra is 010
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas 15860371108
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The losers in the Hart sweaters in clear view of the camera are the ultimate cucks. Just pathetic. Anyone who loves Carter Hart should suck an exhaust pipe 09719
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026My apologies to the Reductress, I wasn’t familiar with your game. 3274981341
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨elliepnw.bsky.social @elliepnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick 10994032186
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i just spent 6 hours taking photos at pride in the hot hot sun and it dawned on me that some people go to pride all day AND THEN go partying 110
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Is this a good time to mention that every time I see "USMNT" I think of "U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles" 25742161
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨Wow!! It Derby ➡️ SQXL 2026 @derbyghost.bsky.social · 12/06/2026“Lenovo is bussiville right now” you can’t say that canes radio announcer Tripp Tracy 47516
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 11/06/2026me editing a wedding gallery: i am absolute trash, who would ever hire me again, they’re gonna hate these me editing a boudoir gallery: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!!!! THIS IS ART!!!!! 110
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 10/06/2026i’ve seen people genuinely say “at least he’s not pro genocide” as if he doesn’t have a fucking nazi tattoo white people 🤝 cognitive dissonance 010
Reposted by kristen 🌙✨maybeitsian @grosmatchcesoir.com · 10/06/2026so what’s your take give me your fuckin phone 0329
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 10/06/2026boomer men really have a knack for making any place at all a third space. the cream and sugar self-serve station at Cumberland Farms can be a meeting place to talk about politics if you really want it to be. 100
kristen 🌙✨ @kristenthemums.bsky.social · 07/06/2026documenting days i feel hot once again!! this tube top is about to become my official summer uniform 🫡 000
