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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Virgo: Don’t obsess over the past. Save your energy to prepare for an even worse future

Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In or around Millburn, NJ this sunny Saturday? Kick off spooky szn by purchasing a pumpkin at the Wyoming Presbyterian Church pumpkin patch! 👻🎃 (Profits go to charity)

A photo of hundreds of pumpkins on the front lawn of WPC in NJ

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"I have everything I would have known had I read that book" 😂

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SemJay @semjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I feel like I just watched someone put their dog down #bb28

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Big Brother Gossip @bbgossip.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Taylor got Devens to do that!! #bb28

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BigBrotherJunkie #BB28 @bigbrotherjunkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

⌛️END OF SEASON, REPOST & LIKE If You're Team Taylor! #BB28

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I guess I'm nobody because this Larry Sanders scene lives in my head rent free

Brian on 'The Larry Sanders Show' reading a letter to Hank that begins, "Dear Jew..."

Hank listens as Brian reads, "you keep wearing your Jew hat..."

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh, let me guess: They have to write an essay called "Why Shooting At People Through Their Car Windows Should Be Avoided if Possible"?

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reminder: Today is a great day to vote as many times as humanly possible for Taylor to win America's Favorite Player on #bb28. Thank you!

A screenshot of Taylor from BB28 with a VOTE button next to her photo.

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Furthermore, we will be running all submissions through an AI detector to prevent anyone from taking the easy way out.”

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reminder: Today is a great day to vote as many times as humanly possible for Taylor to win America's Favorite Player on #bb28. Thank you!

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Aries: Fuck you.

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Adam B. Vary @adambvary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Based on today's events, I have created a one question survey that I implore everyone on Bluesky to take. The fate of our tattered social contract hangs in the balance. PLEASE! CLICK HERE! SHARE FAR AND WIDE! www.surveymonkey.com/r/CZBBN8R

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

LINCOLN wishes he had these numbers. WASHINGTON couldn't have them. To have numbers like these, you have to be a VERY STABLE GENIUS who KNOWS MORE ABOUT BUSINESS AND THE ECONOMY THAN ANYONE. ALSO, MY PENIS is VERY LARGE, not MUSHROOM-SHAPED and MY FATHER LOVED ME AND KNEW I WAS GREAT.

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

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Laura Williams @laurawilliams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I missed this, so thanks to these folks for spreading the word about the CDC’s updated COVID vaccine guidance. It’s on my weekend to-do list to schedule my vaccinations for COVID and flu. Get your vaccines! October arrives next week! (Yes, I am shocked about this, too.)

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Morning routine: Let the dog out Pour cup of coffee Vote 30 times over two different email accounts for Taylor to win #AFP #bb28

A picture of Taylor from BB28 on the America's Favorite Player voting page

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"He’s been obsessed with me ever since we hooked up, but I never replied, because I just assumed he was still a total fucking loser."😂🐶

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Taylor for America’s Favorite Player please and thank you #bb28

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Joshua Shapiro @josh.shapiro.foo · 24/09/2026

I see this all-time classic come around, I repost it.

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gah! Who wants BLACK ranch dressing??? (cc: @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social) people.com/hidden-valle...

A bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch "Spooky Ranch" dressing, which is black (BLECH)

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

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Pablo Updates @pabsinthehouse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One last Book of Yash addition "Stay hydrated America" #BB28

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My “Doctor Who” idea is that the Doctor is a frog and his companion is a bear and every week they put on a variety show with the help of a very special guest star.

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I first read this as "Paddington independence referendum" and when I tell you I was ready to go to war for that little bear...

A screenshot of Bluesky trending topics, with no. 4, "Piddington independence referendum" circled in red

Paddington bear holding a stack of marmalade sandwiches

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This account is unhinged (complimentary)

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“I’m more interested in you than hearing myself talk.” Specifically, he's more interested in recruiting you to his hyper-controlling space thetan cult that physiclaly, emotionally, and financially abuses its members. #ScientologyIsACult

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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."

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Kim Masters @kimmasters.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“If you are glazing, you will never be glazed. Write that down” Dammit, I guess I am rooting for Yash? #bb28

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

We talk a lot about the importance of voting but in doing so, we romanticize it, and I've come to believe that's a mistake. It's not romantic, it's not glorious, it's not an expression of your ideals or your identity. It's selecting the best outcome for the most people. That's all it is. Do that.

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Look at this gorgeous fucking hardcover I got from Thriftbooks. #BookSky #books #reading

The pink, illustrated cover of “A Mouse is Born” by Anita Loos

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 04/09/2026

*Slams dictionary shut til Tuesday*

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Kristen Baldwin @kristengbaldwin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Dave just out here doing Emmy worthy trolling

A screenshot of Dave Jorgenson holding a sign that says "bring it back to her boobs"

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