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Roley

@krisroley.bsky.social
472 followers 934 following 401 posts

Storyteller, mangler of words, sound and light. Occasionally funny. YMMV.

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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The greatest concert you will ever see is playing on YouTube right now.  youtu.be/x7FZV5HdIpY?...
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The Tragically Hip: A National Celebration
YouTube video by CBC Music
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Doc Sarah Lonsdale @sarahjlonsdale.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy Left-handers' Day to everyone who, like me, suffered the indignity of having to write upside down or endure endlessly smudged writing
A smudged sentence reading Happy Left-handers day
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This was literally a Bobcat Goldthwait joke from 1987 or so. "Hey, you ever play Space Invaders?"
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/07/2026
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...
youtube.com
Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Four Words America TRUMP IS FUCKING IGNORANT
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 21/07/2026
Welcome to Xavier's School For Weirdo Youngsters ✖️
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me entering Monday with 100% motivation vs. 9:01 AM. #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/07/2026
Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's a black and white screencap or photo of the First Doctor played by William Hartnell in an episode called an unearthly child he states "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it." Doctor Who (1963)
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Trickle down economics explained with cats
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Neil Before Zod @waytowichneil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We should all quit posting, because this wins the Internet.
A picture of a tweet that says that the great American State fair crowd side is is so small that they have cancelled the assassination attempt.
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cool Gallifreyan Formation…
Line drawings of Paul McGann, Colin Baker, Tom Baker, and Sylvester McCoy as The Doctor, 
doing their best seashell impression.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
Rodger Rabbit shoe being dipped into the green waters of DC.
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Helen Pappas❤️💙 @hpappas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Luke Russert @lukerussert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
After the tarp went up to try and stop the “Berlin Wall” moment, Cliff Owen of the AP got the iconic 📸 shot. 🇺🇸
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It will not surprise you that I have one of these on the way. www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Ti...
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"Time Lord Shells (White)" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by princeezo
A fun design that came to me while on an oceanic stroll recently. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ABBY PHILLIP: “What about the law, Scott?” SCOTT JENNINGS: “What about it? Who cares?” 🤔 Refreshing honesty from the smuggest man in the world. The law does not matter to them.
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He lives in a pineapple under the sea.
A sign saying brunch club porn cakes.
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alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"Japan is building a wind and solar hybrid platform in the open ocean — so the two technologies can share a single foundation and generate power around the clock. It produces a more consistent 24-hour electricity output than either technology alone #ActOnClimate #Renewables #ClimateActionNow
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When a show gets stuck at a particularly awesome moment.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I swear if you’ve been in this town more than a half an hour, you’ve crossed paths for at least a dozen people who know Arlo. Fucking Legend. #rip
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Miser @misernyc.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The most fought over bike lane in the world is here and it's a beauty... We win.
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“No, you’re done working.”
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
TIL the lyrics say “Bill or Jack” and not Billy Jack.
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Tim And Eric Mind Blown Universe Meme
ALT: Tim And Eric Mind Blown Universe Meme
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They finally brought a factory back to the U.S.
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Loved this game. Had to stand on my tiptoes to see it, but…
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 25/05/2026
It is 1993. I am 14 years old.
The President of the United States was born in 1946.

It is 2008. I am 30 years old.
The President of the United States was born in 1946.

It is 2026. I am 47 years old.
The President of the United States was born in 1946.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Over 50 years later, this anti-Vietnam War PSA still rings true.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 25/05/2026
definitely not following you
black and white pic of a clown head peeping out from between 2 buildings
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You wouldn’t think a pov driving video would be all that triggering. And yet. These people are insane. youtu.be/ond9yHI1Dxs?...
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Driving China's INSANE Spiral Mountain Bridge 4K HDR - Tianlongshan, Taiyuan
YouTube video by DT Roadscape
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Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading. But $15/hour is too much to ask for everyone else. Every single day, these goons prove how disconnected they are from everyday Americans.
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Dr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 16/05/2026
HE CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER
My tuxedo cat gazing longingly at a cheese burger. One paw is up on the tray reaching for it.
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@dresserlook.bsky.social
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Got this for Herself, but I thought I’d share. Lots of great designs here. www.punkwithacamera.com/products/som...
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Sometimes Antisocial Always Antifascist - Clay Graham
Our Distro is 100% Sweatshop Free. We used Water Based Inks, to try our best to use the most environmentally friendly chemicals that are available to us in the production process. Our Production times...
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Roley @krisroley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I’m not saying that I won’t be spending every free moment watching this, but I’m not NOT saying that. www.youtube.com/live/zt3MCin...
youtube.com
Puffin Colony – LIVE from National Trust Farne Islands 2026
YouTube video by National Trust
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Shared reality.
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Thomas Benner @thomasbenner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Alien vs. Predator
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Ghostly 👻 Gwen On Bass ⚡️🌹 @gwenonbass.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The power of groove compels you!
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/05/2026
“Huck shows great disrespect for the Court’s precedent in Dred Scott when aiding the fugitive Jim, presumably due to liberal indoctrination by the Widow Douglas.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/exc...
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Excerpts from Chief Justice John Roberts’ High School English Essays
“Huck shows great disrespect for the Court’s precedent in Dred Scott when aiding the fugitive Jim, presumably due to liberal indoctrination by the Widow Doug...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Iran is at it again. This time they added the Tesla logo. 😂
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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Some of us are pretty old now. I grew up with territories. Mine was the AWA. NWA wasn’t mine, but they were via cable tv at 6:05et every Saturday night on WTBS. Can’t thank them enough for those 2 hours, which were highly instrumental in growing my love for pro-wrestling. ✌🏻 #AEWDynamite
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
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