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Kris Myers

@krismyers.bsky.social
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Film & TV Editor, DGC. Mostly posts about the (W)NBA, MLB and nerd things. In their Dale Cooper era. Nice. Used to run Swear Trek. 🇯🇲🍁🌈. Always read the ALT text. m.imdb.com/name/nm8364481/?ref_=nv_…

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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Canada: ... Europe: Hey Canada, you wanna join the EU? Canada: Wait, we're not in Europe. Can you do that? Europe: We'll make you an "Associate Member." Canada:
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Rick And Morty: Morty Says 'I'm In'
Alt: Morty, from Rick and Morty Saying "You son of a bitch...I'm in."
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People would look at me funny when I told them that Canada was going to join the EU in my lifetime WELL EUROPEAN COMMISION PRESIDENT URSULA VON DERAYEN THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA, TOO www.reuters.com/world/eu-ope...
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EU's von der Leyen wants Canada to become bloc's first associate member
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said on Wednesday she wanted to ​open the door to Canada becoming the EU's first "associate member" in a push to forge new links among allies in "an ...
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't need AI to tell me how I would have looked in the 1980s. I have my baby photos and Lonette McKee in Brewster's Millions.
Lonette McKee staring in 1985's Brewster's Millions
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 09/09/2026
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I also taught myself NLE software just to help @effinbirds.com run an April Fools' Swear Trek spinoff feed with Doctor Who. It got popular enough to get a C&D from the beeb, but a bunch of Who Writers and Directors convinced me to go back to film school and finish my degree. I'm a Film Editor now.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All this discourse for Bisexual Visibility Month is making me want to hide my bi ass 💀
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James Hrivnak @jhrivnak.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This doc is incredible
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Happy Dave Stieb Day to all who celebrate. Here's my favourite DORKTOWN video series about the tale of Stieb's 11 year quest for the elusive No-Hitter. @secretbase.bsky.social youtu.be/ZlviajJlctQ?...
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Meet Dave | Captain Ahab: The Story of Dave Stieb, Part 1 | Dorktown
YouTube video by Secret Base
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Speaking as someone that is of both Black & Jewish ancestry: this is the equivalent of asking Black folks for permission to call other Black folks the C Word because "she's earned it." Regardless of the varying proximity to whiteness, this behavior reinforces White Supremacy. BWu is still bigoted
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hope this week's storyline is an improvement
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's honestly not my favourite movie (don't have a singular favorite movie), but when someone asks me what it is, I have been using the same stock answer for over 20 years: "Dr. Strangelove because it manages to make thermonuclear war hilarious and never stops feeling relevant."
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm gonna clarify that there's one line that's a clear Prisoner reference, and the influence is more on the storyline itself, and the tropes and symbolism it uses to flavour the plot of CoVA.
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm just coming out of Coyote VS. Acme, and without trying to spoil it I wanna talk about really a interesting detail that a lot of people might miss: The film draws a tonne of inspiration from Patrick McGoohan's THE PRISONER and references it A LOT
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Throwback to when I used to participate in an annual Simpsons Dioramarama contest. This one's called: "Endut! Hoch Hech!" by Sex Cauldron. The design was inspired by scenes from "Krusty Gets Kancelled." It lit up, talked, & had functional Worker & Parasite puppets! More deets in the alt text
Wide shot of a diorama of the set of "The Krusty The Clown Show." It features working spotlights, a mini talking Krusty figure and moveable puppets of Worker & Parasite. The bleachers are empty and the Krusty figure stands abandoned, with a morose expression.Closeup of the empty seats. They have a broken talking dummy puppet, and reads "Endut! Hoch Hech" by Sex Cauldron. The word "Sex" is spelled with a copy of Krusty's book "Sex" based loosely on the famous Coffee Table book of the same name by Madonna. Endut! Hoch Hech! Is spelled from the title card of an episode of the Worker & Parasite cartoon. In the bottom right corner of the seats is a small red button. When this button is pressed, it makes the Krusty figure talk and plays the audio from the Worker & Parasite cartoon. Close up of the screen playing the episode of "Worker & Parasite." - an Itchy & Scratchy knockoff drawn in the style of a Soviet-era cartoon. The Worker & Parasite featured on the screen are puppets that can be moved up and down to mimic the animation style of the cartoon. Close up of the talking Krusty The Clown figure on the soundstage.
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got my tickets for this weekend! Coyote Vs. Acme lives!
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
HI WE'RE THE SPICE GIRLS
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GOT DAMN, Optimus Prime is down, too? Death writing a 3 Act Play as always. Act 1 for the Boomers, Act 2 for Gen X and Act 3 for the Millennials.
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fuckin' LOLKE AMERICLMAO
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Farad Thee Sexy Stallion @faradtheestallion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry today?? ENOUGH!!
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Principal of Beauty 🇯🇲 @gingiesmom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm finna log out
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
as a big boobs and good morals haver i think i speak for all if us when i say we will miss our leader
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@iwriteok.bsky.social I think I know who might be in the running for this year's Xmas episode of Behind The Bastards
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can also say that as someone that has spent time pretending to be Dolly Parton - that lady is BELOVED.
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I crashed a Bachelor Party at a Karaoke Bar dressed like Dolly Parton. I will share if I can find the video evidence, but in the meantime here are some photos of the costume
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOT MISS DOLLY I am genuinely devastated right now
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Darkest Timeline JDP @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I also have to celebrate our sometimes MC, my forever friend, and one-time official guest, @krismyers.bsky.social. We championed SPICE WORLD just because we could. And Allan’s still mad I didn’t include him. Sorry, Allan :( podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
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Spice World (1997) / Kris Myers
Podcast Episode · Cinema Shame · July 13, 2022 · 57m
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
THIS however, aged like a fine wine
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This aged like milk
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is "Peg" by Steely Dan gonna be the new "Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush this year?
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't know why the Instagram algorithm keeps insisting I watch a bunch of Gen Z kids discovering "Aja" by Steely Dan - but I've seen 5 versions of this video today alone. Especially "Peg" in every video Like, Peg goes hard. Even I've posted it before, but damn that is eerily specific
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I just remembered that Nick Nurse's birthday is today, and learning that you get to coach LeBron officially on your birthday must be some kind of gift
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron teaming up with 2 key people from both the Raptors and Celtics Championship cores is like some Game Of Zones shit
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Jaylen Brown, LeBron James and Nick Nurse? That Sixers Locker Room is gonna be like:
It's that Big Brain Meme
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Schrodinger's Senator
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Respectfully, it was something myself and probably a lot of folks were expecting
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am a blubbering mess over Dylan Cease right now. He was so close to joining Stieb
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Broke: "Ethnic Food" Woke: "Cuisine from the Global Majority" Bespoke: "Food"
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Being wrong sometimes is good, actually. If you were right all the time, you'd stop growing and learning new things eventually. Might as well be dead.
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The older I get, the more I realize that the one thing that's more offensive than being wrong is being right too early for a lot of folks. People who bank their self worth on being "correct" or "right" 100% of the time absolutely cannot stand the ego blow of someone else beating them to the punch.
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I also cannot stress enough how much of an understatement "poor judgement" is regarding being a Nazi at any point in your life.
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Listen... The allegations aside... This might be a hot take, but I just don't think someone that used to be a Nazi should run for office. You can go through all the self transformation and repentance and have good policies, but being a former Nazi is still a case of poor judgement!
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This person liked something I posted, and realized they were the creators of this absolute banger of a video essay. It has less than 1k views and that is an absolute tragedy.
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The episode just finished and she just said "He did a good job - and he's looking so nice, too! He's a nice lookin' man." So move over guy from Bull! My Grandma's got a new TV beau and a call to the cable company in her near future. @lastweektonight.com
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My 92 year old grandma was pleasantly surprised seeing John Oliver on General Hospital today as well. Told her he was gonna be on this week, and she got excited. "I know him! I've seen him on Colbert all the time. He's funny."
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
John Oliver is absolutely killing it on General Hospital today (I'm watching the stories with my GramGram today)
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
10 more minutes until Kawhi Leonard is officially a Toronto Raptor again!
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
BREAKING: Raptors Send Dick, Picks to Clippers for Kawhi
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Raptors fans, feeling very vindicated right now: youtu.be/jgflCE7zRpc?...
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Sideshow Bob's Laugh
YouTube video by JC
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Kris Myers @krismyers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Kawhi coming back to The Raptors
Frame 1: Homer speaks to the front receptionist. She asks him: "Yes? Are you a new applicant?"
Frame 2: Close up on a sad looking Homer: "Actually, I quit and I came to ask for my job back." 
Frame 3: The front receptionist points to Homer's right "Through there." 
Frame 4: Close up of dog door with the label "supplicants" over the top.
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