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Krautus

@krautus.bsky.social
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Wannabe Crit Care Guy™️, 60% caffeine by volume

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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seconding this and paging @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
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Smitten Skye 🏳️‍⚧️ @marsailene.transsexual.gay · 09/10/2026
@thegooddotstore.bsky.social MeUndies has recently started offering a H*rry P*tter collection, which Joanne Rowling will get revenue from. Joanne uses her fortune to harm trans people around the world, and I hope you'll leverage your partnership or terminate your partnership with MeUndies.
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seien wir ehrlich: Das heißt vor allem, dass wir nicht nachts um drei die/den Patient*in (und ggf den/die Dienstärzt*in) aus dem Tiefschlaf reißen müssen, weil die Arterie nicht mehr gut ableitet.
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@IM_Crit_ @imcrit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your regularly scheduled reminder: If you were on call Saturday night, Sunday is not a “day off.” It’s a recovery day disguised as a day off. Don’t be gaslit. #emimcc
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So turns out PiCCO may not exactly be reliable during chemosaturation. Or maybe something went wrong during setup? Either way, very fun-but-not-haha to see SVRI stay the same (thanks, pressors!) while stroke volume and heart rate switch places. #ansky
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Critical Care Reviews @criticalcarereviews.com · 23/08/2026
German / Austrian Guideline - Management of critically ill cancer patients CCR Journal Watch criticalcarereviews.com/latest-evid…
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Insert joke about a vanilla soy latte being a kind of three bean soup
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Laura Mabingi (Laz) @midearthling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Manga page from "Way of the House Husband" (i think?). A guy is literally blasting other guys away with the revelation that he's never used chatgpt in his life. (The original page he said smoking)
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Preparing a talk on lvad patients and I'm torn between keeping it to the allotted 30 minutes or going sorry, this is going to be a lecture series actually
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Six years and a week for me but same tbh
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Playing Bloodborne so I can experience getting repeatedly smashed in a dark alley by two bricked-up dudes.
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Philipp P @philipppolster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Nachdem es hier ja gerade hoch her geht zum Thema #Hyperthermie / #Hitzeschlag ein paar Gedanken&Lektionen aus meiner Erfahrung u.a. aus Australien: Generell: 1.HS tritt rasend schnell auf.Zwischen "redet&geht mit dir in den Schatten"&"Tubus" können 7-10min liegen. 2.HS tritt gerne geclustert. (..)
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anaisthisiológos @narkosesist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Keine Ahnung wer das gemacht hat, aber es ist großartig! #NEFlife #phem #RTW #NEF
Schiri zeigt gelbe Karte („Siehe NEF-Protokoll), Spieler zeigt Richtungswechsel Karte von Uno („siehe RTW Protokoll“).
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Scarlett Gale @scarlettgauthor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hello! It's my birthday! It would be a lovely birthday present if you told a friend or ten about my back catalog and/or directed them to my webshop where they can buy signed paperbacks (US only) or DRM-free ebooks and audiobooks (worldwide)! scarlettgaleauthor.com/shop
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Shop — Scarlett Gale
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ilone @megafertig.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
meine ärztin (eine 26-jährige influencerin aus LA) hat mir das verschrieben (einen 10% rabattcode in die story gepostet)
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Jo das ballert
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I've only ever commissioned art once but I sent a stick figure sketch to @dragonofmagnolias.bsky.social and she magically transformed it into a painting that was exactly what I was looking for
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
JIMMY BUFFETT MENTION Also why "boat" if it's a pontoon I'm gonna explode
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
200 auf der rechten Spur. Nur auf der A9.
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pikat @pikat.io · 26/05/2026
here, take this tiny clodsire
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly: Conspiracy Board
Alt: Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly: Conspiracy Board
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Bridge to nasal cannula wins again
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Ophelia coming out of her river to shame mankind @ampersandqueen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Me trying (and succeeding) to not draw the same oc over and over in my sketchbook
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sometimes it feels like medicine quite literally lives and breathes racism www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
The history of race-based correction of lung-capacity measures can be traced to a pre–Civil War belief among slave owners that slaves had naturally inferior lung capacity. Despite work to show that race-corrected spirometers mask lung-disease severity in Black patients, the majority of U.S. hospitals still use them.
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考えるな、見よ!(Don't Think, Look!) @kangaerunamiyo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Happy 5 year anniversary to the Retro Sanae translation! Here's an updated version to remind everyone of the passage of time! x.com/KangaerunaMi...
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I knew this but didn't even question it tbh
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 23/04/2026
Princess Mononoke (now in color 🌈)
Digital illustration of a chibi Princess Mononoke, San, sitting on the forest floor, with her great white wolf, Moro sitting behind her with her chin resting on San’s head. They are surrounded by trees, vegetation, and little kodama, or “tree spirits.”
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me seeing a trial I helped enroll patients in:
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a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 15/04/2026
hades 2 on ps5/xbox yay reposting some comics 🌟
Hades II comic
Melinoë (she looks very cool and powerful)
Melinoë when Selene calls her “little star” (she is a cute baby star being held by Selene)Hades II comic
Hecate incanting at cauldron: "O depths of darkness and moonlight that mends"
Melinoe incanting at same cauldron: "make me some treats for my animal friends!"
Melinoe happily feeding all her familiars treats while Hecate stares in the background
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josh farkas 💊 @pulmcrit.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I’m a proud brand ambassador for generic hospital scrubs™️ Hospital scrubs are laundered at higher temperatures than your home washer, making them cleaner. Hospital scrubs: ✅ Easy ✅ Clean ✅ Make your body look like a human blimp
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
God I love human spaceflight
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funky local kraken@rare pair hell @broomballkraken.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is what immediately popped into my head when I saw this
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
??? If I walk through town I'm gonna meet at least five people with that name on any given Tuesday
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
when you're not a morning person but you get a morning person job, everyone tells you you'll get used to waking up early but i'm here to tell you that's a fat fucking lie
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Moon @meltingmooon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy international asexuality day!!! 🖤💜🤍
Bugs bunny in a suit meme saying "I wish all aces a very pleasant international asexuality day"
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Sugar @sugarcomatosed.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
💜🖤🤍 Happy Ace day gang! 💜🖤🤍
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Jack Iwashyna @iwashyna.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The diversity of ways people exercise agency while critically ill, or on behalf of loved ones who are critically ill, never ceases to amaze me. It is so key to our job to be able to work with them
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Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Sorry all I can see is Jennifer Love Hewitt hurling homophobic taunts at Bone Saw
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valer8.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
happy trans day of visibility! support all of the trans people in your life, especially now as things become more hostile towards us every day. Make sure that we're doing okay, listen to us, find ways that you can help. We need more direct action. Support all trans people
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Two screenshots. First is Bocchi with her fists clenched looking serious while she radiates a slight yellow aura. The text reads "The thought of AI's Death fills me with a mysterious and overwhelming power!"

The second is immediately after, Bocchi's aura spikes like a dragon ball character, lightning comes off her, and her hair goes straight up as she gains power.
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Even if I knew nothing about Jack Jeanne, theater kids having nothing but eeveelutions would be PAINFULLY accurate
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My painting SUMMER DAISIES
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My brother in Virchow who is giving andexanet in the year 2026
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「YASE」 eek!-clips 🎃 @eclipse.yase.world · 28/03/2026
its worth mentioning that this is the same game that will kill you if you don't look both ways before trying to cross the street it absolutely rules
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Impeccable vibes
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Krautus @krautus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Children of Time is probably the best scifi story I've ever read and in my top five books in general, can't recommend it enough
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