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Kore Lation

@korelation.bsky.social
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Fat, trans, bald, and full of opinions. Avid ttrpg/card game need. Save yourself and those you love from disabling disease. Wear a mask when in public. No DMs.

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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Whooooaaaa We're Halfway There! WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA Guildpact manages 5 mana pairs!
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Calling it now - This Yargle is a Vanilla 3/9 so we can have September 3rd as Yargle day no matter if your calendar is MM/DD or DD/MM.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I will miss her. She helped me have books for my son through her reading program. If you have the capacity and want to share her light with the world, go get some children's books and put them in the hands of a child. Keep that legacy of caring for kids alive.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Allow the rule, ban the cards.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Magic: The Jortsening.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I've got plenty of ideas, but few are legal. But what does legality matter in a Trump world
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
When they started focusing on digital product releases that do the math for you
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It's just exponents. How dare wizards expect a game where the age range is 13+ have people who understand 6th grade math!
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Nothing like
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Giving your testicles the MadKatz
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Folks like that just need everyone to pee in their yard.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Frotting the breadsticks at Spaghetti Factory just took a turn.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If they die, they die. Stop acting like I dont have an entire squad of character sheets ready to go when someone finally decides to bolt the bird.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Mama? I am famished. Let me eat a primarch pweease?
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
It's Fuck ICE Friday
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Hugmonger - Gift a Kiki-Jiki Combo @hugmonger.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Anyway I will cast Relic of Progesterone and tap it
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
#MagicTheGathering #MtGLorwyn
Screenshots from Pacific Rim (2013) arranged vertically to make a comic strip. A scientist (as played by Burn Gorman) stands infront of a chalkboard and explains his theory passionately. Text has been crudely slapped on these images, subverting the dialogue of the movie:
"Squee was Magic's first Silly Little Guy in Weatherlight. Then Fblthp in Gatecrash. Loot in OTJ and Fleem in Omenpaths... we could be seeing a Silly Little Guy in every set. By Lorwyn Eclipsed we could see a double event"

The sequence ends with a picture of Cragg and Squen, the two silly little guys from the Lorwyn Eclipsed promo materials.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Such a Magic fan you even have live action cat tokens!
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
With the full set spoiled, who else is excited for Lorwyn?
2 panel meme:

Panel 1 has the art for Gilder Bairn with the text "Me the first time in Lorwyn"

Panel 2 has the art for Glister Bairn with the text "Me the second time in Lorwyn"

All art made by Nils Hamm
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Man grabbing a bubble that says "Clover is all uncommons! It will be a perfect budget format" 

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Pink monster grabbing the man saying "Force of Will is a legal Clover"
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It is just peak fascism - dont create, just take something and say it's yours.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I heard a rumor about the bonus card...
 Archon of Justice {3}{W}{W}

Creature — Archon

Flying

When this creature dies, exile target permanent.

In dark times, Truth bears a blade.
4/4

Illustrated by Jason Chan
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RedFade @redfade.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
They got the secret lair line on the Epstein files I hope the foil bundle doesn’t sell out
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Not a dog, but definitely could be called a good boy. He is really good at playing dead.
 Tenacious Underdog {1}{B}

Creature — Human Warrior

Blitz—{2}{B}{B}, Pay 2 life. (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and “When this creature dies, draw a card.” Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

You may cast this card from your graveyard using its blitz ability.
3/2

Watermark: Riveteers

Illustrated by Zara Alfonso
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Use Karona as the commander and make it 5C "Angels of the false god"
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
What I get for growing up in an analog world then immediately adapting the internet when it was bbs and chat rooms. The horrors I have experienced from being chronically online for over 2 decades could paralyze an elephant.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
20/20.
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an older woman is making a funny face and says `` i 'm old '' .
Alt: an older woman is making a funny face and says `` i 'm old '' .
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
May I remind you of the reason for the season - The Flying Spaghetti Monsters war on Christmas.
Hand crafted Flying Spaghetti Monster on top of a decorated Christmas tree welding multiple star shaped tree toppers as weapons
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It’s so funny that a Berserk Brand of Sacrifice tattoo is far less fraught than a comparable Harry Potter tattoo just from a content perspective.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
So your quadrants are Be gay / Do Crime /Play Warhammer / Shitpost
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It's a long winding road that doesn't lead anywhere but is a wonderful experience.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I know this is a joke but I can totally see "Going to earn a Radley for this" as a phrase for when you hyperfixate too hard.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
His dad was Dr. Noonien "Androids are my autistic hyperfocus" Soong, so the apple didn't fall that far...
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Radley, Jace Sommelier.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Tonight at 9p est come vibe with this incredible pod of amazing people. You aren't gonna wanna miss this one. The vibes are primed and Im tf locked in. Featuring @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com @thattcgguy.bsky.social @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social Moderated by @drsmallstufz.bsky.social of Paradise
The information in the post with the profile pictures of the guests in each corner
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Your favorite Interplanar War Criminal is expecting!
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I just cant get enough of Maze's End. I still say that the Verge cycle showing off the omenpaths should have had the gate subtype, but thats just me being a dirty gates enjoyer.
 Maze's End

Land

This land enters tapped.

{T}: Add {C}.

{3}, {T}, Return this land to its owner’s hand: Search your library for a Gate card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If you control ten or more Gates with different names, you win the game.

Watermark: Set Symbol

Illustrated by Cliff Childs
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
 Silklash Spider {3}{G}{G}

Creature — Spider

Reach

{X}{G}{G}: This creature deals X damage to each creature with flying.

By the time the spider comes to slurp up its dinner, its victims have been partially dissolved by acidic silk.
2/7

Illustrated by Iain McCaig
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Grey's Anatomy. My mom was going through nursing school at the time and I didnt want to let her know I knew how to read, so I spent my time learning words by myself.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Sp much to be proud of. Keep being amazing!
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I want to care, but we are getting 4 different product lines before this releases.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Id be down for a new campaign! Lots of fun to be had in those adventures.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Look, whatever extracurricular activities you did with Professor Onyx is between you, her, and the recording device she uses for insurance.
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Ah yes, the work anxiety triggers. Gotta love them!
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Becky would feel like a whitewash for Chandra IMO. Agree with the Jaya idea!
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@dork4short.bsky.social another video idea - What wrestlers would you cast in a live action War of the Spark movie?
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Vraska needs to be played by Rhea Ripley in this situation
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a woman wearing a choker and a black vest is standing in a room
Alt: WWE Star Rhea Ripley walking backstage
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
BY GOD THAT MARKETABLE PLUSHY HAS A FOUND FAMILY
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Kore Lation @korelation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Sounds like a great video idea!
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