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Kobold Mailman

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 16h
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 9h
Cuzz if I can piss so hard I fly I'm either getting shot down by the US Air Force or dissected by the CIA.
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 9h
Bro the first one rules. I'm making my boss shit his pants at work every other day (so he doesn't get suspicious) making fuckheads from the GOP poopmax everytime they lie~. God, the first choice is immaculately powerful. I'd be the Light Yagami of the dysentery.
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 9h
I'm pretty sure this is what Mother Horse Eyes was about.
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 15h
Disgusted! Reached to the back of the shelf to get icing sugar at my local store and got bitten by a beastly rodent! I’ll be reporting this to the health inspectors at once!
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Holiest Mallard @holiestmallard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Another on the list of traits that's come to define the most ardent LLM supporters is their overall lack of interest in empathizing with others, whether real or fictional. They take "self insert" to the comically absurd conclusion, everything they engage with has to be about them or self-fellating.
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JustAdrian @justadriandk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
:)
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Michael A. Zekas @michaelazekas.com · 08/10/2026
Credit: Jacob Eiseman (Twitter)
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LolotovCocktail @lolotovcocktail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh wow, it happened immediately after more age verification bulshit? Again? Almost like it's deliberate
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I forget he's wearing terminator all the time cuzz he never wears that damn helmet. lmao Looks good as hell, love the way you painted his cape.
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh for sure, but it was like one of those things I was kind of waiting for expressly and then when it did happen it was all vibe coded, but the prob' with HD2 is that it's all getting boosted because people really do not like the work AH is doing on HD2 so it's exploding support for vibe coding.
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is me looking at the HD2 modding scene where it's like... A buncha cool shit but it's ALL FUCKIN' VIBE CODED.
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🩻LavenderRebellin🩸 @lavenderrebellin.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me to the """"developer(s)""" of this project:
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GlowDonk - The Xbox Avatar Guy @glowdonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How it feels to look at multiple "Native PC Ports" only for most of them to be vibecoded
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GlowDonk - The Xbox Avatar Guy @glowdonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Before any of you start the trumpets and fanfares It's vibecoded
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the way.
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Fuck Harrison Armor."
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I fuck with the idea that Combiners are just the Cybertronian equivalent of polycules.
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my transformers comic #12
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My eyes keep coming back to "pussy terrorist". lmao
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Dansome @thedansome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Moment of reflection in a silent world… you know, before everything picks up again for the worse #myart | #wh40k
A battle sister looking pensively over a destroyed city scape.

She is wearing the traditional Adeptus Sororitas attire with a bolter gun. She is thicc with white hair and big grey eyes.
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
POV you just caught word you're being sent to Atoma Prime.
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Jeremy Anninos @anninosart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This fucks.
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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A friendly reminder for Orctober
Eternal War on Transphobes
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TamLin123 @tamlin123.art · 05/10/2026
kobold forging some iron (he's locked in) #tober2026 - 05
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Raspberry Milkshake @raspberrymilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More Lancer stuff! Splash, ship narrative map, npcs.
Illustration of a large mech (a GMS everest) with a tarp over one side, being gestured forward by men in military uniform.3d model display of 2 large, industrial looking freighter ships. Title reads "East of the sun, west of the moon: house of dust colony mission"

DISPATCHED IN 5022U, IT TOOK THE LEADING CARRIERS OF THE HOUSE OF DUST'S SHORE COLONIAL MISSION 4 YEARS TO REACH THE CONCERN BLINK NETWORK AND PASS THROUGH TO BLINK 1.
IN THOSE 4 YEARS, THE SHORE LEPT FROM A BUSHFIRE PROXY CONFLICT INTO ALL-OUT WAR. UNEQUIPPED AND ALONE, THE SETTLER POPULATION HAS EMERGED FROM STATUS ON THE DOORSTEP OF A WORLD IN UTTER CHAOS.

EAST OF THE SUN AND WEST OF THE MOON, THE TWO LARGEST OF THE FLOTILLA, CURRENTLY SIT IDLE IN ORBIT ABOVE NEW MADRASSA- UNABLE TO VENTURE FURTHER INTO THE SHORE DUE TO THE ONGOING CONFLICTS. THE NMU, OVERBURDANED, HAS OFFERED TO ACCEPT WHAT FEW THEY CAN PROCESS INTO PLANETARY REFUGEE CAMPS. THE SHIP CANNOT SUPPORT ITS WAKING POPULATION ALONE, AND RECEIVES SIGNIFICANT AID FROM THE DOJ/HR, THE NMU, THE ARMORY AND THE KTB.

THE ONBOARD POPULATION IS MAJORITY REFUGEES FROM THE NORTH REGIONS OF BO. CONDITIONS ARE DESPERATE.Painting of a man in a black and purple hardsuitPainting of a man in a black and purple hardsuit, with a helmet and a balaclava/sunglasses covering his face.
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Cyborg K9 🌹 @cyborgk9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can pay for this with a credit card, but don't dare think of commissioning art of consenting adults having fun sexually, credit card companies (and PayPal) will de-bank you. Our systems are so screwed up. :/
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/10/2026
The retconning of “Woke 1” is 98% about people who faced mild criticism depicting it as apocalyptic.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Frost Llamzon @frostllamzon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here is the updated group. Glad you like the changes to those last two.
Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting 7 space marines from different legions wearing different types of terminator armor.
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leo 🦈 @darlingthresher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
recovered footage sophont.brittlestar.press
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he just found out they're not really invisible, didn't he?
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🔞PumpkinCreampie🔞 @pumpkincreampie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's cool, from 5 feet away, but the more I look closely the more I dislike it.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Life in jail.
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Kobold Mailman @koboldmailman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nevermind the fact he has publicly poised himself to pre-emptively withdraw to enable Kamala to try again, which speaks volumes about Kamala if Newsom thinks she'll do a better job at the things he's doing.
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Richard Kachenbals @sevenashenspires.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
god let us please jettison this guy from politics already. this isn’t even my state but I’m tired of hearing people talk about this guy for 2028 when he constantly is sticking his head up his ass like this
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And, for the coup de grace, two bills protecting fire survivors from predatory insurance companies, which he vetoed, deliberately, to punish fire survivors for rejecting his "reform" bill that was actually a huge payout to SCE for starting fires. calmatters.org/economy/2026...
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Newsom vetoes insurance-claim bills: Is it ‘petty’ politics?
California governor rejects legislation sponsored by LA fire victims, who had spoken out against his wildfire-liability effort.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/10/2026
This kind of stuff really shows how anti-trans sports bans and policies meant to segregate trans people really have nothing to do with "competitive advantage." All this trans girl wanted to do was run for homecoming queen. Like the students would still have to vote for her to even win!
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 01/10/2026
And I get that it's in some way frustrating to be told that your personal experiences don't matter in the face of wider circumstances that most people on aggregate are subject to, but that's the fucking point of political awareness! You are supposed to think beyond your own conditions!
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 01/10/2026
It is actually not productive to have to constantly remind everyone that women are allowed to date men, trans people are allowed to not transition and that the discomfort they feel with views that run counter to the hegemony is not actually equivalent to society's entrenched biases and violences.
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