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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
is there a bigger flex than saying "sorry for the mess" when the only mess is like a small pile of papers on a desk
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
Seriously, please don't be too shy or polite to ask for ICE whistles if you need them, especially in SoCal. A bunch of us have stockpiles all ready to go in case of surges, if you have the ability to pass them out, we have the whistles!
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atelier @arainydancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some mobster movie tropes can be extra yuri if the cast were women. The trope-y scene of "are you wearing a wire?!" and she goes up to the suspected criminal-turned-federal informant and tears her blouse open to see if she's got wires on her chest- I mean, hmm
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George @hannahtempler.com · 06/10/2026
yeah don't reward this shit with your engagement in any way. the most beautiful thing is to insistently pretend you have never even heard of hp, its funny as hell
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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
after watching camp miasma, I'm beggining to fear the power that nerdy looking white women have over me
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
white people with adhd are a kind of demon
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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
must feel so fucking good to open your movie with a scene that is a concise, metaphorical summary of the entire plot
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m a little tired of stories that think turning lesbian relationships/sex into “subtext” makes more profound. Just make it text, coward.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I graduated med school in 2014. I was taught-and saw-how hard melanoma was to treat, like a death sentence Since then, new treatments have made it possible for people w/ the most advanced melanoma, like Jimmy Carter, to live to 100! We are killing ourselves by letting them destroy American science
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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love modern medicine and I hate insurance companies
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jorking it to stepmom porn on 9/11
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
my most tech bro take is that I don't understand why everyone hates qr codes so much. they're good ways to share information with people and none of their issues are endemic to the format
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FULLY ANIMATED EPISODE 1 IS OUT NOWWWW 🌟 youtu.be/6_7L80WaIuU?...
youtu.be
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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Tori🪷 @ankaeverlasting.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Making fun of education in the form of "uhm actually" and "you must be fun at parties" is obvious dismissal by immature individuals in the real world where we experience daily horror. It is possible to have fun and call out atrocity. You do not have to be a slave to meta
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/08/2026
allopathic medicine, or as I like to call it, "actual" medicine
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know things are grim, but if it helps: DeBeers is actively fucking dying. The diamond monopoly founded by Cecil Rhodes—yet another sociopathic, hyper-capitalistic, thoroughly ✨bitchless✨ South African colonial looter of precious stones—will not recover from the introduction of lab-grown stones.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not sure what else anybody might need. Even if you don't care about the environment. Even if you don't care about IP theft. Even if you don't care about a world full of incompetence. "It literally makes you dumber."
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dani @chucrukat.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Normal pokemon Rika fanart by yours truly
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
dark souls: I find the art style ugly and nothing about the games I've tried have really hooked me enough to get past the "die a lot until you get better at this" thing like hollow knight did cyberpunk: suffers from what I refer to as "too much game in this game"
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404 Media @404media.co · 10/08/2026
For years, William Gude has filmed the LAPD in hopes to keep cops accountable. As the founder of @filmthepolicela.bsky.social, he sits down with @jasonkoebler.bsky.social to talk about what has changed. Watch the full interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIfe...
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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
you guys aren't ready for MY ironic take on the magical girl genre
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
AND boosts their profile. They say disgusting, outrageous things SO you'll quote-skeet for your dunk, parking them in the timelines of thousands who would otherwise never even see them. Great promo! Stop being the free street team for the worst people on earth.
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @elliottjunkyard.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
the "always has been" meme: astronaut 1 says "the point of AI is to take literacy away from the working class?", astronaut 2 says "always has been"
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Em Strange @emmalinestrange.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No patience for the “I oppose AI except when *I*, a good person ™️, *HAVE* to use it” crowd
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
[ssb] sillies
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The cult sci-horror comedy ‘Attack The Block’ starring John Boyega, Jodie Whittaker, Luke Treadaway, Franz Drameh, and Nick Frost invaded select theaters in North America 15 years ago this week (July 2011) 🛸 ⚔️ 🧨 #OTD

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝!"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What level of racist is "ask chatpgt what Asian people look like"
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Anne Loves Comics @annecomics.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Avatar Korra, I’m finally able to commune with you! Do you have any avatar wisdom?” “Yeah, listen kid, you’re a girl, so try to save the world in a way where you never have fun and are never cocky, if you do either the internet won’t shut up about how much they hate you for the next ten years”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pool report from @svdate.bsky.social, who is at the World Cup ceremony: "The president walked onto the field at 1826 to a sustained chorus of boos. Ambient crowd noise was about 78 decibels. Booing brought it to 84."
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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
y thi thi...
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 19/07/2026
had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed
A screenshot of a tumblr post.

From user radiqueer:
Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget.

From user aromanticduck:
Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The timing of this kind of press is intentional. How are they going to make these games when Bethesda and Obsidian collectively laid off hundreds? Don’t fall for it.
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 17/07/2026
This feels gross. kotaku.com/this-feels-gross-2000717…
kotaku.com
Xbox Is Begging Us To Think About Fallout 5 Instead Of Layoffs
'What matters the most is that the games are good'
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
With everything going on, how scary everything is, how heavy it might all feel, get really intentional. Set a timer for how long you’re on social media. Notice how your body is feeling. Find one immediate cause you can boost or donate to. Take it an hour at a time, whatever pace you can
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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 16/07/2026
are young people today aware that there was an active effort 20-25 years ago to stop depicting smoking as cool and glamorous because people got tired of watching their loved ones die of cancer and heart disease from something preventable? seems like classic history repeating itself stuff
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
most murders are committed by someone the victim knows - a partner, neighbor etc. but in cases where there is no relationship between murderer & victim? the killer is a cop about a third of the time. if you are killed by a stranger, there is a 1 in 3 chance that stranger is a cop.
granta.com
Violence in Blue
‘One-third of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by police.’
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
New: The LAPD regularly pulls over innocent people because their license plates have been put on a license plate reader hotlist. In a two-month period, it "investigated" 161 innocent people whose cars were improperly put on Flock or Motorola hotlists: www.404media.co/lapd-regular...
404media.co
LAPD Regularly Pulled Over Innocent People Because License Plate Readers Flagged Their Cars As Stolen
The Los Angeles Police Department let its Flock contract expire over the weekend in part because it was regularly "investigating" and surveilling innocent people.
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Jo Berry @joberry.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Unused / outdated concept art is not the same thing as cut content.
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Daniel Burke - 🍺Innkeep @innkeep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Le Guin on the idea that there is a secret to getting good at writing.
I will dispose of the first myth as quickly as possible. The “secret” is skill. If you haven’t learned how to do something, the people who have may seem to be magicians, possessors of mysterious secrets. In a fairly simple art, such as making pie crust, there are certain teachable “secrets” of method that lead almost infallibly to good results; but in any complex art, such as housekeeping, piano-playing, clothes-making, or story-writing, there are so many techniques, skills, choices of method, so many variables, so many “secrets,” some teachable and some not, that you can learn them only by methodical, repeated, long-continued practice — in other words, by work.
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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
mexico lost but I did kinda get a date with a young milf out of it. I... think I would've rather mexico won
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"We hired people who leapt at the chance to be first in line to outsource their own brains, and it turns out that's not a great idea! WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED"
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waddle deez nuts @koboldindustries.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
unironically though. especially once I start using my phone as a remote
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