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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴

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Profesjonell fjomp. UiO historiestudent. (he/him)

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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Invented by Hiroshi Horiuchi at the height of the 80's home robotics trend, Robie gave kids who wanted a little robot a much simpler treat - if you put a coin in his hand and pressed down, he'd wake up, look at his treat, gobble it down, and chomp with gusto before licking his robotic lips.
A yellow cylinder, with legs, two arms, green eyes, and a red tongue. The free hand is posable is just strong enough to hold a pen; the big palm hand lifts in order to put the coin into his mouth.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
2.5 timer byvandring med ei venninne jeg ikke har sett på nesten 20 år. Litt av en dag 🙏😭❤️🎉
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VG @vg.no · 04/10/2026
Norsk ambassadør svarer Russland: – Vi blir i Kyiv
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Norsk ambassadør svarer Russland: – Vi blir i Kyiv
Russland har bedt utlendinger om å forlate Ukrainas hovedstad. Norges ambassadør nekter. Til VG sier han at det er viktig å motsi Russlands uttalelse.
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Erik Grove @erikgrove.com · 03/10/2026
Related: futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com
Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor Agatha!
One witch is asking the other why she is so sad. 
She says she can't have children
The first witch says, "Allergies aren't the end of the world."
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh for god's sake
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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @oksii33.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine waking up to “Ukrainian troops entered Palistina” with absolutely zero geographical context.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time to put on some Neil Young and go for a walk
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
På tide med en hårklipp altså
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please hire me as a Norway-consultant. I'm Norwegian-Canadian and can be trusted!
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lindsey Ellis, ta Hurtigruten!
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If we're not getting fat Pikachu we could at least get dad bod Pikachu
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ikke at jeg er sååå bekymret over fremtiden, men vurderer å ordne meg Canadisk pass igjen. For sikkerhetens skyld.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
England just absolutely humiliating Scotland and Ireland with this
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vi pleide å hete Dankert Dankertsen Heiberg her i Norge, hva skjedde?
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Er det noen som kan tidlig 1800-talls norsk som vet hvilket F-ord det er snakk om her?
Bilde av et brev fra Jacob Hoel hvor han skriver: "Vi strøg strax omkring og traf følgende: *Sande*; vidste jeg ingen saae dette, da kaldte jeg ham en F-," og denne setningen er notert med "Han er bedre end jeg da ansaae ham for".
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Leser brev fra stortingsrepresentanter og lærer om belysning på midten av 1800-tallet.
"I Gaar tillavede han Gas; men alle Værelser bleve opfyldt med en Satans ond Stank"
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hvordan går det med Sverige og Sicherheitsdienst des Reichsführers-SS?
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🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
💥🌊BREAKING: The first naval battle in history between two unmanned surface vessels has taken place in the Black Sea. A Ukrainian Navy Sargan 3000 USV, armed with a 12.7 mm Protector RWS, engaged and destroyed a Russian naval drone.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Om jeg har førerkort? Nei, jeg var ikke medlem av NSDAP mellom 1920 og 1945. Faktisk var jeg ikke en gang påtenkt i dette tidsrommet.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i saw some commentary on here about how one never sees Charlie Kirk anymore in a serious context, and it made me feel the need to take y’all on a short walk through the halls of congress one year after his death i only made it past about half of their offices bc I only had like 40 mins at lunch but
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Still cheaper than in Norway (by like ¢15/gal), but this is promising.
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galaktisk kjeleflikker @kaffekjele.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gravøl 💔
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok, det er faktisk en real buzzlyd som kun kommer på om natten, av og på, i noen sekunder og det driver meg til vanvidd+ingen nattesøvn
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bourgeois and Engelsman? And their on the same team?? Who's the class traitor???
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
På samme grunnlag som med Norges litterære kanon er det umulig å lage en slik liste fordi vi er for bra til å lage kultur. Umulig å lage liste av det.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘Masked paramilitary group occupies crucial port’ is the headline the media would go for if it wasn’t happening in Britain.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Noen ring Dante, vi har nådd den 10de sirkel
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fork found in kitchen
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everybody knows that the civilizing force on the British Isles were the Dano-Norwegians
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
På tide med den årlige dosen heroin
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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Nils Henrik @nilshenrik.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Den kulturelle sekspakningen
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Anja @anjarolland.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trist at Stortingspresidenten aldri har hatt en one night stand, men litt rart tidspunkt å annonsere det på
Screenshot fra vg. To overskrifter er så nær hverandre at det ser ut som det er én og samme sak. Bildene er av en krone på svart bakgrunn og av stortingspresidenten. Overskriftene skal egentlig være «aldri brukt» under kronen og «hastet hjem» under stortingspresidenten, men nå ser det ut som det bare står: aldri hastet brukt hjem
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Spiser Kong Haakon konfekt, kaller det transsubstansiasjon
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Norge har ikke vært truet av krig siden sist vi hadde en Haakon på tronen🫠
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nathan Cofnas and the US Ambassador to Belgium say that the University of Ghent have now lifted his suspension, thanking the US government for supporting him (with threats of retaliation). The Ambassador says that Cofnas will be able to complete his one year appointment to March 2027.
I am grateful to Rector Petra De Sutter for allowing me to stay at Ghent University. I look forward to continuing to work on the project, “The Future of Liberalism,” for 60% of my working time for the remainder of my one-year postdoc.

I wish to personally thank Ambassador 
@BillWhiteUSA
. It was beyond my imagination that such a person would take an interest in the fate of a postdoc. The Ambassador responded with great support which helped to bring about a just outcome. Thank you, 
@USAmbToBelgium
 and 
@StateDept
 for defending American values. I am proud of my country.After speaking with all parties, I am pleased to see that Ghent University and Nathan Cofnas have amicably reached an agreement to lift Mr. Cofnas' suspension, which will enable him to complete his one-year postdoctoral appointment. I look forward to working with Ghent University rector Petra De Sutter to continue the relationship between the university and the United States. I am grateful for her willingness to listen to voices calling for protecting academic freedom.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Norge har ikke vært truet av krig siden sist vi hadde en Haakon på tronen🫠
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kommunistenes konghus
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Jeg er også kommunistenes konge
Kong Haakon VII fulgte parlamentarisk praksis da han i 1927 ba det største opposisjonspartiet, Arbeiderpartiet, om å danne regjering etter stortingsvalget det året. Det gjorde han selv om avtroppende ...
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Norsk Riksdrittkasting @volvo240.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Klarer rett og slett ikke se for meg et Norge uten Kong Harald. Og det kommer fra en republikaner i prinsipp, men monarkist i praksis, utelukkende på grunn av Kong Harald.
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Aram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And the third "person in their 80s" to die is.... Ratko Mladić! See you next time folks.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
😢
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"we are also a set of huge tits"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Photos via Instagram riverreachconstruction, which has turned into a cat account.
There are four men in the photo, one of which is wearing a safety vest. The man in a safety vest is holding a small kitten, who is wearing a tiny hard hat. The kitten in a safety vest.The kitten in a safety vest and tiny hard hat.
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Knut Figenschou🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🇳🇴 @knutepus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pouring one out for Haaland youtu.be/as5lE64J1hQ?...
youtu.be
Almost Cut My Hair
YouTube video by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Topic
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Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hull City have won a Premier League game against Manchester United for the very first time. (Squawka)
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