Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 7hTUNE IN TOMORROW EVENING to see Guy Burley face down the eldritch horrors that run the DDoC! 000
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 7h“No,” he said, hearing how exhausted he sounded. “I can handle it.” And he could. He just wouldn’t like it. The Delaware Division of Corporations wasn’t the kind of place a smart man walked into without preparation. But he needed names to get started, so he’d have to go and find them. 110
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 7hHe shook the papers out of it while Velvet counted out twenties. He shook the papers out of it while Velvet counted out twenties. Then he swore under his breath. The dang outfit was incorporated in Delaware, of all places. “Is there a problem?” his new client asked. 110
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 7hGuy sighed. “Three hundred dollars.” “Oh. I’ve got that.” She rooted around in a tote bag that Guy hadn’t even noticed, what with the living puppet in his office thing. It was a souvenir from the MFA. First she handed over a letter-sized manila envelope. 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 7h“Prove that I have a place in the field! Radio culture means so much to me. We can learn so much from it, get so much done. It’s the future, Mr. Burley.” “Okay, I get it,” Guy said. “I’ll need three bills to start. And some info on this AoRR outfit.” “Bills?” 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 7h“I understand,” she said. “My father says, though, that the AoRR is actually *run* by artificial people.” “Yeah?” “Yes. What I want you to do, Mr. Burley, is prove it. Prove their hypocrisy.” Velvet warmed up to the subject, her eyes starting to glow with passion. Literally. 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 7h“Okay,” Guy said. “But that sounds like a shyster problem, not a gumshoe problem.” She paused long enough for him to decide that maybe more whiskey was not a good idea when his night had already gotten so screwy. 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 8hGuy nodded. Radio was big these days, and eggheads always wanted to analyze stuff instead of just, say, listen to music. “I really want to join the conversation,” Velvet said. “I just have some questions I want to ask. But they said no. Because artificial people aren’t allowed.” 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 8hThat gave Guy enough time to wonder where her voice was actually coming from. A hidden speaker, no doubt. Maybe under the hat? She went on, “The AoRR turned down my request to join their mailing list. That’s the Association of Radio Researchers.” 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 8hShe undulated to the visitor’s chair, every movement looking like those joints might start their own chorus line. When she settled, though, everything locked in place and her eyes fixed on him. “My name is Velvet. Velvet Vale.” Where a human might take a deep breath, she just paused. 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 8hHer voice was weird, almost as soft and supple as Grace Kelly’s, but a little too high. Like a record played a touch too fast. Guy breathed out whisky fumes and shrugged. “Have a seat and tell me about it, then.” 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 8h“Can I help you, d – dear?” he said, somehow only faltering a little bit over whether calling a puppet “doll” would be an insult. He covered up the moment of actual thought with another sip of whiskey. “You’ll have to tell me, Mr. Burley.” 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 8hYokay I've quit work for the day (self-employment ftw), got a glass of wine, and randomly decided to continue this. Excelsior! 120
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 9hThe girl clattered in on a gust of ozone. High heels, short skirt, cute hat, and a lot of questions in between. Her knees and elbows had too much give, and her purple eyes were way oversized. Guy reminded himself: If the check doesn't bounce, even a living puppet is a client. 1111
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 18hBlockable offense fr :goes back to working instead of playing Dressmaker. Promise!: 010
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 19hYeah I did that too. Now the problem is convincing myself I have time for fiction writing and shifting my butt from one chair to the other. Sigh. (Doesn't help that work actually makes me money, unlike fiction writing.) 000
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I swear to you that in 1775, Isaac and Ruth Wedg named their newborn son Orronge. It's right here in the record. 2237
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Thank you for saying this. It's made me realize that one thing holding me back is that I've done so much work where the objective is clear and the first draft is the only draft. Exploring ideas without a clear path? In nonfiction? Radical. 😊 010
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My favorite part of the Astarion Book Discourse is I don't know the game or the character, so I can read about it as if it's all one of those Greek plays that's obviously ragging on *someone* but I don't know who, or even why it's supposed to be funny/insulting/political, so it's just a tennis game. 050
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Lovely! I'm a little bit proud of this starwatching dress. 020
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Maybe it's just today but I can't stop laughing. 040
Reposted by Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" KeeganCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me. 46107823007
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Pumpkin pie. Pumpkin donuts. Pumpkin soufflé. Pumpkin bread. 😋 030
Reposted by Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" KeeganLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4073529510622
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was reading through my "Poetry to Keep" document & ran across this one. 010
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't think I know anybody in Seattle, tea drinkers or no, but I can definitely recommend the tea. My orders have to travel over 3,000 miles to reach me so the shipping expense problem is going to bite for sure. Still, there's nothing quite like the varie-tea they have. 😊 010
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When you get the "Viper" bodice and skirt, do not make it. So many small fiddly bits!! It was annoying. 100
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That happens when the roots of a tradition extend back to classical antiquity, which ended in the 400s CE. Many ideas from back then have been abandoned or changed, for very good reasons. That's called "progress." / 010
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The U.S. founders inherited the liberal arts education tradition of western Europe. The one these bozos would like to see flattened into a caricature of the real thing. Not that the real thing wasn't problematic in a lot of ways before the late 20th century! But it was a start. 120
Reposted by Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" KeeganDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds. 7070411927
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I did this for that challenge! 😀 1170
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That is the photo on the wikipedia page about him. (I know because I had to look him up.) 100
Reposted by Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" KeeganUlrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 04/10/2026This really made something click for me. Found this extremely insightful on why liberal societies - which want to be the freest societies - struggle so much with freedom restrictions. (Translation in Alt) 1011022
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have no idea what prompted this, but it doesn't matter, it's🌲 000
Reposted by Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" KeeganKEW @kidadaewilliams.com · 03/10/2026Retiring Smithsonian head Lonnie G. Bunch III: "You can run from history, but you can't hide" www.cbsnews.com/news/retirin...cbsnews.comRetiring Smithsonian head Lonnie G. Bunch III: "You can run from history, but you can't hide"In 2019, Bunch became both the first historian and the first African American to serve as Secretary of the Smithsonian Institution. As he prepares to retire, he talks about the museums' mission to pro... 095
Reposted by Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" KeeganKEW @kidadaewilliams.com · 03/10/2026👀 "The Preserving and Archiving Community Media (PACME) Fellowship is designed to support people like Jennings, who possess a rich collection of historical materials but lack formal training in archiving and historical preservation." www.peoplesmediarecord.com/programs/pacme 😍peoplesmediarecord.comPACME Fellowship | People's Media RecordThe Preserving and Archiving Community Media (PACME) fellowship has run between 2024 and 2026 as a nine-month annual fellowship that supports Philadelphia-based media creators and stewards in preservi... 023
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Of course they're aware; games don't develop themselves. "Someone" included those images and wrote that code. 😠 020
Reposted by Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" KeeganBarb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Part of the post-Trump repairs to democracy must be inspectors general. What if we house them in the legislative branch, where a president cannot fire them? Courts could serve as a check. 68965242
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026😓 I did not painfully wade through 2 semesters of applied linear statistical modeling to be forced to see this kind of shit. 000
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026See, *this* is how you do a line chart. 000
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I genuinely thought "dafuq?" when I read it. Not performance benchmarks, not revenue benchmarks, but *version number* benchmarks. Why. What does this even mean. 200
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have a lot of reasons for angst right now but I could *really* do without angst over turning 57 in a few days. Where did this even come from? 010
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Zoning disputes get rough sometimes. 110
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today I'm thinking about an obvious epigram: "Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice." 000
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"When she was good / she was very good indeed / But when she was bad she was horrid." 020
Reposted by Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" KeeganJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3545721113
Dr. Kristen "NO KINGS" Keegan @knkeegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wish I was in better financial condition, it's not easy to find anyone making hair sticks! 011