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@kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social
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Not hideous enough to merit rejection. Beer Gerk, ShanDad, Techno Bozo, InclusiveDance #freshformass

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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 20h
Every time I see one of these whiny little baby questions about speed limits, I Google the MP's name and "speeding". Running at a 100% "yeah they got done for speeding" hit rate so far.
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 10h
Lmao this is legendary behaviour
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 16h
the thing is if someone described me as "identifies as a woman" I'd probably flip out. I don't "identify as" a woman, I AM one! I changed my *sex*! get it right! less of the language that makes it clear you think I'm playing pretend.
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 16h
one thing that I'm always troubled by is terf's intentional use of inclusive-sounding phrases like "gender identity" "affirmed gender" sex-vs-gender, "valid": we should never have taught cis people all these words
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 20h
did you know if you strip things of all context and only appreciate them on an aesthetic level then anything can be good? and nothing needs to be bad?
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 22h
A highlight of a brilliant album
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I am like a priest (in that I am both resourceful and enormously cynical)
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hope that your da is safe and well and the Nazi is picking up their teeth with broken fingers
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Actually sensible cos you can just have a priest bless a whole slab then break it out, like an adhesive loaves and fishes thing
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Inside me are two wolves, both of them love rituals
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(I just couldn't tie the ribbon around the flipping mandarin so declaimed it as heretical)
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My friend is a sweet, extremely clever and ardent theological seeker who tried real hard w the catholic parish she lived in.
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They can fuck off and we will all dance naked on their graves
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Second only to the time me and the misses went to see the eldest doing some scout stuff in the local kirk for remembrance Sunday and her being like "wtf is going on" with here eyes when they played GSTQ lollll
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lol we were presented this activity by our friend doing childrens/family ministry at our local church during Christmas services and I was looking around thinking "lads, this is all a bit Protestant isn't it???"
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Proscribe YouGov
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Have just got to the bit where you and Cameron are talking about your relative levels of anxiety about upsetting Corey Feldman and I am very much in Camp Seán
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Bought The Misses(😂) one of these for her birthday, haven't properly got silly with it but looking forward to making a daft little jug with it soon.
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Love 2 be a private individual (except, for some reason, somehow neither?!?!)
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 15/10/2026
The British would like to have an important cultural artifact returned to their possession. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/1...
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We had domestic geese (in that they were at our gaff but they were emphatically nondomestic)
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
people never talk about his later work
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Skinner in the mentions of every single child in the country
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If this was happening in the UK, simply being a teenager in school would be proscribed.
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Scotmid and Baynes counters both have strong What if Greggs was run by Somecunts Auntie vibes.
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Do ye have Baynes over there? Their yum-yums are the absolute damage. Kinda sad how Greggs shitey versions are most people's intro to Scotland's Ane Fine Donut.
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
- hello please I would like to buy the popular debut novel from beloved Irish writer Sally Rooney 'Conversations With Friends' about a bisexual student spoken word poet - no. in this country we believe this makes you a meaningful accomplice to Terrorism. I would go to Jail - ok thank you anyway
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Aidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Can we just talk for a moment about the name of the Collison’s podcast? No self respecting Irishman would say “cheeky pints”, we say “a quick pint?” Cheeky pints is Nando/Brit coded, and I bet the name was workshopped by a marketing company. And don’t even get me started at the pub’s decor.
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Listening to some Link Wray in the kitchen and Fiona goes "Is he singing Teenage Skivvy?!?!" Uhhhh suuuure he is....
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pool Supervisor Keith Mandemant
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm consoling myself with the firm belief that everyone involved in making it is going to have an absolutely miserable time doing it and they'll deeply regret saying yes to it for the rest of their days.
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bliss to be etc
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
YES
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better idea
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's a distinguished gentleman
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ordered three Guinness standing in full view of a Trá Phàidín tour poster so now I need to cast myself into the sea.
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In Kerry for the weekend celebrating my pal Niamh with some of my oldest friends, the whole village was out and the atmosphere for the entire evening was incredibly fun, it's glorious to see your friends so loved by others. Bliss to be alive vibes. Unbeatable.
Me with my arm around my friend Niamh, we are both smiling The quay at An Mhuiríoch looking across to Slea Head and An Fear Marbh A field with bales of silage wrapped in black stacked up in front of a house with moss on the roof A really cool, friendly Scottish terrier called Milo with a jaunty red collar standing on a stone wall.
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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Principled City fan: I will NOT condone the board. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face as international break ends) Ah what the hell. Pass me another tainted title, brother
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Scenes absolutely everyone wants to see
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Chook and a coupla salads?"
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went down for a swim this morning, as I waded in this woman turned around, looked at me and went "JEEZUS CHRISHT ITS A MAN!"
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sorry, but the audiobook of Gromit's autobiography should be marked as "read by the author" and then just be 8hrs of silence.
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sideshow bob rock @fifteenbeers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
banger of a post. creased at the thought of him watching the phantom menace
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Dean @ordersson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
good door staff, decent smoking area, non-disruptive flow between floor / bar / toilets, a strobe light, a smoke machine, adequete sound system with enough of a kick - that's basically all you need and yet it's so hard to come by that a barely repurposed car garage in salford gets global recognition
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Dean @ordersson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
folk will build all kinds of bullshit mysticism around gig/club spaces, but the success of these places does actually really come down to boring fundamentals - one of those (which is always overlooked) is brilliant door staff and security. dez basically the collina of club door staff
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Big baby
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bigman
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Back at my parents and hearing reams of hair-raising family history
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Really wanna bake this bad boy
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HEATED RIBALDRY @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Centrepiece of the table tonight
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