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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 13m
Drinking was too much
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 13m
4.2 xG. 4.2 xG. The GKs and Tapia made the difference. #Crew96
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 16m
That’s right. Trillium Cup is on the line.
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 21m
Ref is not going to call Griezmann for taking out Bangoura with a pick. Still have to defend the shot. #Crew96
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Liz Sepper @lsepper.bsky.social · 58m
THE SUPPORTER SECTION IS WALKING OUT. THE POLICE MADE THEM TAKE DOWN THE SIGN. All the normal signs are gone. No "y'all means all." No "trans lives matter." Nothing. It is now quiet. No music, no drums, no chants #AustinFC
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 49m
24/7 Brais It. Lend me Anass. @acesradio.bsky.social somehow called this season years ago. #Crew96
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 58m
Also. Taha is Him. What a play.
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 59m
Mendez is Him. #Crew96
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 1h
How I Met Bang Theory
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 1h
Every goal.
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Disappointed Pakistani Fan
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 1h
Santi getting called for stepping on a foot after what happened vs that other Florida team. #Crew96
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Man Making Funny Face - You Sure About That
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 2h
What a crispy run and finish by Taha on this terrible pitch. #Crew96
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 2h
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 2h
MMW Anass Zaroury is going to rip the net with a strike tonight. #Crew96
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Nordecke @nordecke.com · 08/10/2026
The Nordecke is proud to once again partner with Kaleidoscope Youth Center for our annual Prideraiser! In October, you can pledge an amount for every goal scored by the Crew across our 6 games, with proceeds benefiting KYC. www.prideraiser.org/campaigns/th...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 4h
statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans
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Revenge of the Man-Thing’s Menagerie of Marvelous Monsters @adventurin2fear.bsky.social · 6h
He already had his face used by someone else, he’s not about to do that all over again.
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 7h
What are there opinions on placing a statue of Christopher Columbus right in the middle of that street ?
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 7h
2-3
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11h
the existence of muppet babies necessitates the existence of muppet intercourse
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Using @futi.live graphics to try to illustrate how Wilfried Nancy rewrote the MLS meta. Changed it from a deep-lying, long-ball league into the build-from-the-back, possession-dominant league we've got now. Most influential coach in league history.
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Lynn Tramonte @lynntramonte.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here Brenden Cuni is getting outrun by an Ohio teenager in Columbus www.instagram.com/reel/DeSdtcD...
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anthropic is out with new nonsense about Claude (or the collection of models called Claude) deserving moral consideration and/or be able to feel distress, so my inbox is filling up with journos asking me to comment. I've also got a day job, so here is a brief set of public comments on this: >>
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
one of my favorite snl jokes ever was on da superfans when they ask who would win in a fight between one giant ditka or 100 miniature ditkas and the answer is "trick question, they get along swimmingly"
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Gail Helt @gailhelt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
International law — which the US is a party to—bans it. See the intl covenant on civil and political rights, it bans degrading punishment, which public execution is widely assessed to be. See also the UN convention against torture, of which the US is a party. 2/2
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Gail Helt @gailhelt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So army regulation 190-55 states clearly that no recording device may be present at an execution, and no person under age 18 may witness it. The constitution bans cruel and inhumane punishment. What Hegseth wants to do is clearly illegal. Bureau of Prisons ban public executions. 1/2
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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 09/10/2026
An Ohio political blogger let out a surprised laugh as he was found guilty of harassment after he sent an explicit digitally altered image of the cartoon character Shrek to a powerful lawmaker. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/10/09/o...
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Ohio political blogger found guilty in explicit Shrek meme trial • Ohio Capital Journal
An Ohio political blogger let out a surprised laugh as he was found guilty of harassment after he sent an explicit digitally altered image of the cartoon character Shrek to a powerful lawmaker.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are conceding the very possibility of democratic governance to allow a corporation to determine the moral rights of a machine. surely moral concern for actual humans and how we relate is better preserved democratically than it is by a corporation.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why would we let Anthropic decide this for us? If you ascribe to a moral philosophy or religion that disavows being mean to a toaster, that is fine. It is not however fine for a tech company to make, functionally, a moral law for a talking word toaster that is promised to rule us one day.
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The Flordecke 🐊 @theflordecke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Plan on going to the #Crew96 game in Mickey's backyard? Don't have a ticket yet? Thanks to the Crew Fan Council, we have an extra ticket for tomorrow's game. 1. Comment #hurricaneparty 2. Tag two friends 3. Follow us and @crewfancouncil.bsky.social Winner will be announced tonight at 9:06 pm
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, but really, outsourcing our own moral discernment to the talking word toaster is not reasonable or ultimately positive for humans so it’s okay. It is a machine. There’s no mortality to it being used as a machine. You don’t remote lock a guy for cussing out his tractor. What are we doing here?
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They don’t hate us in Michigan because we lost in Detroit.
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one hates us like the Midwest hates us. #Crew96
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"In addition, the Target Corporation must stop offering their Bronx properties as private staging sites for ICE, in compliance with requests from New York officials. Target opening up large active retail parking lots for paramilitary activity is unacceptable and places the entire community at risk.”
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Columbus Underground @colsunderground.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GOP weirdos can’t stop obsessing about gay people: columbusunderground.com/ohio-republi...
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Ohio Republican Lawmaker Introduces More Anti-LGBTQ+ Legislation - Columbus Underground
Ohio lawmakers are again debating where parental authority ends, and where the state’s responsibility to protect children begins.
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Laura Seay @texasinafrica.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Y'all, I am aware that some in this administration WANT children to witness a live execution. There is value in forcing them to say so out loud & on the record. This is the kind of thing that alarms, motivates, & mobilizes people who "aren't political" & don't pay attention to the news.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last year, Jon Husted and other self-serving members of Congress made $635 million in stock trades. It’s time we stop this corruption and ban Congressional stock trading.
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An inorganic printed banner that says “The Crew Way”. It represents a change from organic support.
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
St. Louis FO: we are paying for thousands of our fans to travel 400+ miles for a Wednesday night match because it's an important game and we value and respect our community. Crew FO: *the complete opposite*
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Honestly live streaming an execution for the clicks feels like a natural consequence of not regulating the tech industry
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when we published the following years ago, team trump vehemently denied our (accurate) reporting that trump had been privately saying he wanted partial videos of executions for like psa campaigns or some shit www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Trump Plans to Bring Back Firing Squads, Group Executions if He Retakes White House
The former president wants to expand the use of the death penalty, and expand the federal government's options for carrying out death sentences.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think there's something useful about this being all out in the open. People will see the barbarism first hand, no euphamisms. Straight up USian unadulterated violence in public view.
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope you hit all the Cheerios!
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great interview with Santi. You can see his personality even while he is not stooping to the level that Miami did.
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Michael Arace @michaelarace1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Latest episode of The Crewcible is up at Spotify, Apple Podcasts and other pod platforms, including my YouTube channel. #Crew96 #orladocitysc #messi #mls #DisrespectedMedia open.spotify.com/episode/6YwE...
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Neil Sika is back to talk Crew, Orlando City, the stretch run & the stomp | The Crewcible
The Crewcible · Episode
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
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Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Friction is a good thing in many endeavors. Many are saying this.
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Michael Arace @michaelarace1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New #Crew96 CB Eric Bailly appears to be a delightful man. From this morning: youtu.be/8fgqOGLeusE
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Taha's new buddy Eric Bailly on coming to America to play for the Crew
YouTube video by The Disrespected
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Keith @knaas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They had special merch you could buy. I don’t recall any giveaways
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