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@klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy
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INGREDIENTS: Cats, aquariums, programming, smart homes, nature photography, and 3D printing. MAY CONTAIN 2% OR MORE OF: shitposts. AI-FREE. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ pnw.zone/@klikini, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 11h
Opened the Home app to figure out why Siri couldn’t find the light I asked her to turn on. Half of my accessories somehow got ungrouped from their assigned rooms and ended up in “Everywhere”. So now I get to spend the evening fixing that because even the macOS Home app doesn’t allow for bulk […]
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 15h
What are we even doing here
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 20h
Recession indicator: companies I haven’t received an email from in years are coming out of the woodwork with new email marketing campaigns to unsubscribe from. So far this week: IMDb, Mailgun, my local auto shop, and Society6.
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Happy #caturday from Sherman
A black and white cat sprawled out in the sunbeam on my desk in front of my keyboard. He is asleep with his head upside down.
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Glyph @glyph.im · 10/10/2026
this is the perfect metaphor to understand the distinction between AI doomer concerns versus AI skeptic concerns
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eepy august [0x08] 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Would any #go programmers mind helping me with a type problem before I lose my mind and rewrite the entire program in C#? 🙏 stackoverflow.com/questions/8000809…
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sam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
remember: if a method has a double underscore prefix, they cancel each other out and you can treat them as public API foo = public _foo = private __foo = two privates cancel out = public ___foo = private again ____foo = if the teacher doesn't approve your app within 15 minutes you're legally […]
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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 02/10/2026
[people in the european commission talking negatively about matrix] the european commission rolled out an instance of "element pro" (also known as #matrix) and it is going as well as you'd expect > The Commission introduced Element Pro over the summer as a “sovereign back-up to Teams,” […]
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Anthony Edwards @edwardsanthonyb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breaking news: The Earth is getting rounder agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/...
INBOX:
Earth’s poles are rising by 0.5 to 1 millimeters per year, slowly un-squashing our planet’s slightly flattened, jelly-donut-like shape, according to a new study. Linking satellite measurements of changing altitude across Earth’s surface from 1997 to 2015 to the planet’s shape, researchers found that the rounding effect also seems to be accelerating over time, with the poles rising an extra 0.4 millimeters per year faster every decade. Though our planet seems solid, the Earth’s interior acts more like an extremely slow-flowing liquid, warping over time under forces like the weight of ice sheets and oceans. Currently, our planet bulges out a little around the equator. But as ice sheets melt and reduce the force acting on the Earth at the poles, the equator is gradually cinching in as the poles push upwards, molding our planet into a more spherical shape. [JGR Solid Earth study]

https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2026JB034224
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Oooh iOS 27.0.1 added a “hide completed” filter to the Fitness app workout browser. I’ve wanted that forever.
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inpc @inpc.go.mxtthxw.art.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
An internet router with antennae that makes it look like a spider, its hung up in the top corner of a room to look more spidery
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
My HVAC technician replaced all the real photos on his website with AI-generated ones. I'm not sure how (or whether) to politely tell him that if I was a prospective client who found him through search and didn't already know he was legit, I would just assume the website was SEO spam and click […]
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Had to add an MCP server to our product at work today, so if you need me, I'll be standing outside in the rainstorm, desperately trying to wash off the AI ick
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
RPC is weird because you’re like, “I have a file handle! Oh, you won’t know her, she goes to another computer.”
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Marc @mdiluz.mastodon.gamedev.place.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Was just reminded the Linux kernel measures time in jiffies
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Ambivalent Dictator For Life @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Having Opinions about specific versions of LLMs feels a lot like Knowing Your IQ. Like, I understand that you believe it's important, but it's telling me much more about you than you think it is, and not in any kind of good way
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Hey #Tacoma, we're doing another holiday decorating contest, but this time for Halloween! Learn more and enter by October 20th at tacoma.holiday
tacoma.holiday
Tacoma Halloween Decoration Contest 2026
Second annual holiday decorating contest in Tacoma, WA
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Cursed Silicon @cursedsilicon.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
SUCK IT BLIZZARD
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
The only “AI” feature I want from my AirPods is telling me when I’m overworking my lawnmower’s motor since the ANC blocks it out entirely
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
I've used obscure minecraft mods with better features and UI than google classroom.
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Glyph @glyph.im · 16/09/2026
it's really grating how "AI" is always making AI less useful. like for example predictive text. predictive text now barfs out entire irrelevant distracting "jab me right in my neurodivergence" full sentences that are extremely annoying. so I have to turn it off. but there's just the one toggle […]
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Updated to microchipOS 27 Hopefully my arm isn’t too sore tomorrow
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
How did they manage to make the tab titles in the Terminal.app preferences window *blurry*??
Screenshot of the Profiles pane in the macOS 27 Terminal.app preferences window. The tab title text is blurry.
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Seems like Apple has fucked up the #iOS27 release lol
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
I know he's not the hero, but real life is making him more and more relatable. #gaming
Michael Douglas' character from Falling Down stands in a Playstation store. Text reads: I don't want to "Rent" the game, I want to own the game, which is why I clicked the button that said "Buy"
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palizard kop ⁂ @fedi.palomakop.tv · 03/09/2026
Select "Dismiss" to start update.
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
I think wikipedia does this intentionally to taunt people with adhd. Like hold on tell me about the cat
United States Treasury security

"Treasury Bill" redirects here. For the cat, see Rufus of England.
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
Alright, which of you drives this?
Photo of the back of a green Subaru. To the left of the Washington license plate, there are letter decals (of the type car manufacturers use for the model name) that spell “SUB UWU”.
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sam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
a slop slack emoji
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
RE: soc.mldkyt.com/@collabmarkov/117121… whomst amongst us
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Jon Henshaw @henshaw.social · 16/08/2026
This is pretty cute. Frogs hanging out in dahlia petals. #Nature
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Niki @nikitonsky.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Browsers were made to display walls of text, it’s the one thing they do best. They can literally render the entire War and Peace as a single static HTML page, no problems. So why is your annoying React app removing (“virtualizing”) 8 paragraphs of a tiny 10-paragraph document the moment they go […]
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
I’d be willing to pay double for an ibuprofen that sends my #TMJ pain to the CEO of a health insurance company that refuses to cover TMD treatment.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
FUCK. xfce is going slop and posting legnthy semi-generated apologia. www.spurint.org/journal/2026/07/llm…
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LLMs and xfwl4 – Brian Tarricone
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Adam Katz @adamhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
DuckDuckGo trolled Meta by selling, and I quote, "Normal F***ing Sunglasses" * Battery life: infinite * 0 cameras * Seamless offline mode * Zero notifications, guaranteed These sold out in under a week […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
A photo of the sunglasses with text below:

NORMAL F***ING SUNGLASSES

Big tech made glasses that spy on you and everyone around you. We made Normal F***ing Sunglasses. — DuckDuckGoThe box it comes in plus another view of the sunglasses. The box cover says "DuckDuckGo | Knockaround". Its back says "Designed to block the sun, not send data to the cloud" and repeats what the other image says.
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
[Silo (series) spoiler] Diversity win! This cleaner is pregnant. #silo
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Kilian Evang @texttheater.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Stolen and posted with alt text
Tweet by @juanbuis: i can't believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it

Image shows a tree diagram where each node is a step and its children are the steps producing the stages required for this step, up to the leaves which are the ingredients. It is formatted as a table where the leaves are in the leftmost column and nodes span the rows that contain their children. The top two rows seem to have a special function, the span all columns and contain preparatory steps.
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2 Spoopy 4 You @jcrabapple.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
🔋 MIT just published the most comprehensive EV emissions study yet, analyzing every US zip code with real driving data. Battery EVs cut lifetime emissions 40-60% vs gas cars in most locations. Even on the dirtiest grid in the country, they still come out ahead. The study used DOE's GREET […]
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
Ok this is HILARIOUS: DarkSky International made April Fool's Day "nighttime sunscreen" (supposed to protect you from reflected sunlight from satellites...) darksky.org/news/darksky-internatio… Even funnier, I heard a rumour in a […]
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Stephen 🦇 @sbattey.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
Someone on here recommended this, don’t remember who. It’s a delight. store.steampowered.com/app/4380490/…
store.steampowered.com
Cat Mail Co. on Steam
Run a cozy cat post office. Sort and deliver parcels from the daily boat, organizing everything your way. At night, the moon reveals hidden truths about packages. Clear a strange backlog, help locals, and unlock new abilities and destinations.
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026
I feel like we're going to be hearing about "climate-related challenges" a lot more soon.
Sticker on the sneeze guard at Panda Express that says: "NOTICE TO OUR GUESTS: Due to climate-related challenges, we may be temporarily out of some items. We're sorry for the inconvenience."
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Stephen 🦇 @sbattey.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
If you ever catch me wearing smart glasses, punch me in the face.
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MikroTik @mikrotik.social · 06/07/2026
fiber-through-the-home? 🥲
Two giant wooden fiber cable reels appear to have rolled into the side of a house. The caption says, "The real FTTH," joking about Fiber to the Home. The image itself is a screenshot from the MikroTik Reddit community.
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
This seems like something fedi would like www.tumblr.com/chryza/8212760457360… #video
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💬 21 🔁 4394 ❤️ 6801 · TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawa…
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
Happy #caturday from Lucy
Photo of a black cat with very large pupils staring up at the camera from the floor.
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Andy @klikini.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Yeah, I was hoping for the list of songs my Discovery Station had played so I could go back and add the previous one to my library, but this is why I have Last.fm scrobbling everything I listen to as well 🙃
Screenshot of the "History" pane in Music.app on macOS Sonoma. It just says "Playing Apple Music" rather than listing songs.
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Alex R @alexreid.org · 29/06/2026
Sainsbury's really came for beetroot with these descriptions
The back of a pack of salad with the contents listed with flavour notes: Bull's Blood Chard (sweet and earthy), Lamb's lettuce (mild and nutty), red chard (earthy, with butter notes), and beetroot.
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