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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 1h

idk Come Together might work because it doesn't make sense for anything so why not this

*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 1h

*forensic investigator comes up on an unidentified corpse in Philadelphia* *turns on tape recorder* "okay so it looks like we've got a Jawn Doe"

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 1h

this dude was the most dude to ever dude, wild engineer sorry for the rant 😂😂😂

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 1h

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_D... on The Great Eastern, which also has a tie-in with one of my faves, Isambard Kingdom Brunel

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David Dudley Field I - Wikipedia

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 1h

one of I think her children was instrumental in laying down the first transcontinental telegraph cables she took pipe so he could lay cable I guess

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 1h

tbh I think the idea of "we can outrun the clock on the courts" has usurped any logic for WHY they're doing some of this shit apres le deluge etc

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 1h

related: when I was volunteering for a historical society in western Massachusetts I got tasked with converting their cemetery records from notecards to digital there was a woman named Submit Dudley she had 10 children apparently she understood the assignment

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 2h

we've been appealing to Türkiye for help to no avail

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 2h

literally crying laughing over this story good on them for taking the fucking money

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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 3h

[Portland, Oregon]: how do you do, fellow Mainers

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 2h

"mmmm i wanna bore into you like a commuter tunnel from Dover to Calais that was completed in 1994"

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 2h

yo imagine getting so deep into phrenology you can't recognize a certified hottie and then having the GALL to bitch about a "male loneliness epidemic"

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 2h

Kirkegaard: do the wrong thing and you will be miserable. do the right thing and you will be miserable. right thing or wrong thing you will be miserable either way, thus you are free to choose

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 2h

*Mexican guitar* *a single spur wheel rolls down a woman's back* 🎵 what would you do for a Klondike bar? 🎵

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 2h

related: the discussions about like talismans and "okay if it makes you feel better but do NOT believe this is actually doing shit"

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 3h

eeeeeeee I also just dumped way too much money on a sword which is sick as hell (your sword is sick as hell) I keep waiting for the buyer's remorse to hit and it just... hasn't? glad to be a fellow member of the sword-owning community of g̵̳̥̟͉̅ͅe̵̼̻̐̿n̷͙̲͚̥̻̈́̽̉̋̒̆ͅd̵̨̛̜̤̩̱̝̦̪̤̿̀̇̏̄̒͋͑̕ͅe̴̹̗͓̣͛r̴̟̥̺͈̽̍̂͗̇

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 3h

lolsob I downloaded an app last month and deleted it within 48 hours because of this kind of dreck what makes me sad though is that because apps exist, how much more rare stuff like someone setting you up with a friend of theirs is

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 3h

we in the Thanksgiving Defense Forces have been reduced to asymmetrical insurgent warfare for years now

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 3h

Thanksgiving slashfic *posting these on Canadian Thanksgiving* "hmm looks like something else came early"

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 3h

Thanksgiving slashfic something something Young Goodman Brown

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 3h

Thanksgiving slashfic "you talk a lot about Thanksgiving, Goodman John, but have you ever considered Thanks... receiving?"

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 3h

Thanksgiving slashfic Goody Hester takes off his pants to see a tiny buckled hat on the end of his dick "I call him Myles Standish" he says with a smile

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 4h

Thanksgiving slashfic the Three Sisters (corn, beans, squash) make out while Squanto watches

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 4h

this week's reading is about Indonesian intelligence and the transition from the authoritarian model under Suharto to civilian control which tbh I'd never thought much about... it's kind of wild the degree to which a country of 288 million people kinda flies under the radar

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 6h

THEY HAVE HAD OVER A DECADE TO FIX THEIR SHIT 🔪🔪🔪🔪

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 6h

three of the programs I work with haven't even started implementing program changes to be compliant with the new software which students will need to use in four weeks 🔴👄🔴

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 8h

even the most bizarre, nonsensical handcrafted memes will always have a baseline of being funny because you can always laugh to yourself "what the fuck kind of insane person would put time & work into making this shit" AI generated memes will never have that. they're worse than bad, they're boring.

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 9h

why am I getting emails from the career center trying to recruit me away from the university when I work at the university

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 11h

has she had... you know.... the operation? [cat ears]

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 12h

the business media are some of the biggest rubes in the world the "energy ceasefire" isn't a thing! no fire has ceased we've had a decade of the biggest bullshitter in the world bullshitting and it getting reported as gospel

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 14h

love it when a tickle in your throat turns into a mild asthma attack

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 15h

1999 was a wild year to be alive I just watched The Mummy again for the first time in about 20 years and like the vibe shifted so drastically after that year

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 15h

omfg I sweatergod if we get jerked around one more time with this software update I am entering my yandere phase

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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 12/10/2026

Go ahead and celebrate BOTH Thanksgivings!

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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 18h

Jews 🤝 Muslims 🤝 Native Americans. “Really sucks what the Spanish did in 1492.”

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 17h

if anything, starting to take classes again has given me a way to mark time again better even if it's by dreading homework lol

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 17h

"biological reality" about gender: boring "biological reality" about most of our sensory organs being near our mouth because that worked plenty well back when we were fish: intriguing

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 17h

flashback to when I was teaching K-12 and school administrators were panicking about kids singing this song, convinced it was some new drug reference, and I had to explain to them no, it's literally just a song about being on a boat

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Mummy is a weird moment because it was the last moment in pop culture of Arabs being fun and Oriental before 9/11

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

me: where did all of these kinks come from 20 minutes into rewatching The Mummy (1999) oh right

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*whale approaches the wellerman* Jonah, holding a bowl of petunias: oh no not again

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

if you are planting a tree and the wellerman comes, finish planting the tree and then go and greet the wellerman

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