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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 2h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 1h
der unsichtbare cum des marktes
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 5h
i actually like algorithmic recommendations on sites like storygraph based on what you read and how you rated it but. it should WORK maybe. i have literally not read a single book categorized as YA in the last 4 years and yet 80% (!) of the recommendations storygraph gives me are YA
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 5h
officially in heavensward content now, goodbye sam riegel
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 6h
currently watching the barrage of cutscenes at the end of the arr patch content and all I can say is: that's what happens when you put a teenager without experience in charge of a mercenary army
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 28/03/2025
[haftbefehl voice] nix harry potter, h0ndesohn
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 8h
daily affirmations: I do not need a switch 2
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leon (azubi grind) @dahlamythal.bsky.social · 22h
"can't even have killer clowns anymore. recession indicator."
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 23h
riverdale, over the course of its run, has 22 serial killers, according to this youtube video i am watching
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 30/09/2026
Der GöGa mit der MäMö
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 30/09/2026
manchmal muss man seinem partner ein foto von der perfekten kackwurst schicken, die eine katze (simon) im katzenklo hinterlassen hat und auch nicht im ansatz versucht hat zu verscharren
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elfbarbie @elfbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh junge es ist männermösen mittwoch
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Peter Breuer @peterbreuer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ein noch nicht freigegebenes KI-Modell ist aus seiner geschlossenen Entwicklungsumgebung ausgebrochen und hat südöstlich von Lüneburg neben der Bundesstraße 216 selbstständig Heidekartoffeln geerntet.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 29/09/2026
pflanzensklave
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🖤miro ✧₊ @yorucherry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finished nier replicant the other day i luv kainé #NieR
Kainé from NieR Replicant, holding a white cube. Half her face is covered with old Windows-sytle Notepad windows saying "KAINÉ ARENT YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING IMPORTANT...?" . Behind her are more windows in the same style sporting error messages and a command panel. Tears can be seen from behind the notepad windows.
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Vesh @rexiafortuna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rent lowering cumshots
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 29/09/2026
unser "agile coach" ist eh schon massiv nutzlos und inkompetent aber er hat gerade in einem 15 Minuten daily Termin mit 10 Teilnehmern nichts moderierendes gesagt nachdem einer 12 Minuten davon verwendet hat um irgendein Thema in unnötiger tiefe zu zeigen bis ich dann den Scheißtermin moderiert habe
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Katz auf Schlittschuhen (Sommerpause) @thisisalexable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 28/09/2026
erinnert ihr euch noch an "reflektierter medienmann"
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 28/09/2026
caught up enough on stormlight archive that the next book to read isn't even out as a paperback yet. unexpected 2 month break before I can continue
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 27/09/2026
was IST mit dem
Eine grau-braun getigerte Katze mit weißen Füßen liegt seitlich in einem Drahtkorb, von der Seite fotografiert. Man sieht ein müdes Gesicht, ein bisschen Bauch und eine Hinterpfote, die gegen die Seitenwand des Korbes ausgestreckt ist.
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1 blindes Huhn @wortsprueche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wer den Schaden hat, fickt gut.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 26/09/2026
party outside just played david guetta's 2009 hit song memories and david guetta's 2009 hit song sexy bitch back to back
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 26/09/2026
love the dichotomy of fujoshi and himejoshi. like gay stuff involving men? rotten. like gay stuff involving women? princess
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 26/09/2026
cringe of the ishgardians to count dragonfucking as a sin
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 26/09/2026
new silent hill game unfortunately looks interesting but what the hell are they doing with those ue5 engine games. outlandish hardware requirements and looking at how the game looks on ultra vs low barely makes a difference aside from lighting
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 26/09/2026
das letzte mal, dass ich den ör ernstgenommen habe war als sie cum-ex-olaf 1:1 den tweet "herr schloz wann bubatz legal" als frage vorgelegt haben
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leon (azubi grind) @dahlamythal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Mir bereitet das keine Freude, Leon." - @kittywitch.space
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 25/09/2026
"would you cut me into tiny pieces and offer me to your guests?" - @materialfehler.bsky.social
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leon (azubi grind) @dahlamythal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"du riechst ein bisschen wie eine gut gepflegte zugtoilette"
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 25/09/2026
es ging um Bewertungsbogen für eine Kollegin ausfüllen weil die die den ausfüllen muss weil on paper dafür zuständig absolut nicht nah genug dran ist am Projekt um da irgendwas zu beurteilen also durfte ich jetzt Einschätzung geben 💀💀💀
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 25/09/2026
hab um 11 einen one on one Termin mit dem Titel "Austausch" und keiner Beschreibung. Nichts könnte mir mehr anxiety geben
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 25/09/2026
I do wonder sometimes whether Luigi's government name Lucis which he got at the shelter is in reference to final fantasy xv
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 25/09/2026
gut dass Freitag ist ey
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 24/09/2026
my boyyy noctis in ff14 helloooo
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 24/09/2026
just used an eID feature to sign a petition against mandatory online identification laws lmao
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Tatyana Milewska @tatyanamilewska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're an EU citizen, here's an EU Citizen's Initiative to stop mandatory age verification for you to sign. I'm doing my part This isnt just a petition, if they reach the 1 million signature goal the EU commission is required to address it seriously citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 24/09/2026
lrt I hope I am the grungler to all of u
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Franken-Lumen ⚡️ @lurizonart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY BI VISIBILITY DAY TO THE GRUNGLER !!!
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 24/09/2026
give it up for day 4 of nicht arbeitsfähig in diesem projekt
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
computer art (1991) archive.org/details/Mond...
a pixelized skull and cross bones overlaid across a barcode. computerized font above: ha! ha!   ha!
computerized font below: your fax machine has been infected by a virus
(a small line of colour inverted skull and cross bones)
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 23/09/2026
I feel like this skews too recent for a "shaped who I am selection" but I don't have the brain today to think more about it
Sharepic with the title "my 9 games, the 9 games that shaped who I am" and then the following games with their cover artwork:

Nier Automata
Hollow Knight 
Life is Strange 
Octopath Traveler
Persona 5 Royal
Night in the Woods
Soma
In Stars and Time
Outer Wilds
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 23/09/2026
is making a 2+ hour video on cruise lines where you actually test out 6 cruise lines already classified as a midlife crisis
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 23/09/2026
they're doing 2010er nostalgia parties at the indie club here now. is it really time for that already
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 23/09/2026
meds auslassen 🤝🏻 bis mittags schlafen brainfog and bad mood
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
scroll scroll
PANEL 1: a pigeon sits on a green armchair with an ornate floral pattern. they hold a pink phone and are squinting at it, their chin squished. text next to them says 'scroll scroll'
PANEL 2: it pans out to show the pigeon sitting up straight, looking determined, snd forcefully putting their phone face-down on the arm of the chair. they say "ugh, stop! you're all caught up on the apps! go do something productive!!"
PANEL 3: it's now dark. the pigeon looks nervously to the side
PANEL 4: a copy of the first panel but it's dark except for the phone screen light blasting on the pigeon's face
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 22/09/2026
manchmal attestieren mir leute (leon) dass ich lustig bin aber es ist einfach nur so ein scheiß fr
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 22/09/2026
der große mark forster crash out 2026 ist hiermit für beendet erklärt
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