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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 27/09/2026
was IST mit dem
Eine grau-braun getigerte Katze mit weißen Füßen liegt seitlich in einem Drahtkorb, von der Seite fotografiert. Man sieht ein müdes Gesicht, ein bisschen Bauch und eine Hinterpfote, die gegen die Seitenwand des Korbes ausgestreckt ist.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 23/09/2026
I feel like this skews too recent for a "shaped who I am selection" but I don't have the brain today to think more about it
Sharepic with the title "my 9 games, the 9 games that shaped who I am" and then the following games with their cover artwork:

Nier Automata
Hollow Knight 
Life is Strange 
Octopath Traveler
Persona 5 Royal
Night in the Woods
Soma
In Stars and Time
Outer Wilds
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 22/09/2026
mark forster
Screenshot of tweet: Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 22/09/2026
unabhängig davon wie kritikwürdig der Umgang mit manchen Leuten von dem Kerl ist, ein solches "Archivbild" bei einem Bundestagsabgeordneten rauszusuchen ist schon witziges Framing.
Screenshot von der Webseite vom Spiegel, bei dem groß ein Foto von Ferat Koçak zu sehen ist, das ihn in schwarzer Jacke, mit Bandana um den Hals, vor einer besprühten Wand zeigt.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 21/09/2026
betriebsunfall? genauso ernst nehmen wie die AfD?
Die Linke in Berlin

Auch Linken-Wähler wollen verstanden werden

Viele kritisieren die Wahl der Linken in Berlin als antikapitalistischen und antisemitischen Betriebsunfall. Doch man sollte ihre Wähler so ernst nehmen wie die der AfD.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 19/09/2026
bugs bunny with a soviet flag superimposed
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 16/09/2026
hab meine alten grundschulzeugnisse angeschaut, leider keine slam dunk adhs dinge drin
Felix ist ein ruhiger und aufgeschlossener Schüler, der sich hilfsbereit und kameradschaftlich verhielt. Der sensible Schüler hat einen ausgeprägten Gerechtigkeitssinn.

Er nahm interessiert und konzentriert am Unterricht teil. Manchmal ließ er sich auch ablenken.

Seine Gesprächsbeiträge zeigten, dass er über eine rasche Auffassungsgabe verfügt und Zusammenhänge erkennt. Felix führte alle ihm übertragenen Aufgaben zuverlässig, selbständig, zügig und sorgfältig aus. In der Freiarbeit wählte er Aufgaben, die seinen persönlichen Fähigkeiten entsprachen und bearbeitete sie selbständig und mit großem Fleiß.

Felix las geübte Texte flüssig und gut betont vor. Auch ungeübte, altersgemäße Texte bereite-ten ihm keinerlei Schwierigkeiten. Den Sinn des Gelesenen erfasste er stets genau. Persönliche Erlebnisse erzählte er lebendig und spannend und schrieb sie folgerichtig und gut verständlich auf. Dabei gliederte er in Einzelsätze und wandte einfache Rechtschreibregeln selbständig an, so dass auch eigene Texte kaum Rechtschreibfehler enthielten. Er schrieb schon zügig und geläufig in Schreibschrift, wobei ein ansprechendes, persönliches Schriftbild entstand.

Felix rechnete weit über den erarbeiteten Zahlenraum hinaus rasch und fehlerfrei. Einfache Sachaufgaben bearbeitete er selbständig. Die geometrischen Begriffe verwendete er korrekt.

Im Sachunterricht zeigte er großes Interesse und prägte sich das Gelernte sicher im Gedächtnis ein. Viel Freude hatte er an den musischen Fächern und am Sportunterricht.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 16/09/2026
they're the same picture
Photo of Miroslav Klose crouched into a wide squat at the sideline of a soccer field with pumped fists, superimposed by text "Absoluter Klose-Ball".black-and-white photo of Martin Scorsese sitting in a chair, with his hands raised palms out, superimposed with text "absolute cinema".
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 15/09/2026
every week i watch my silly little club play and every week i am humbled by how young these guys are
screenshot from transfermarkt.de listing the youngest starting lineups in the 2. bundesliga this season. rank 1-5 are 1. fc nürnberg with average ages ranging from 22.7 to 23.2
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 14/09/2026
gaze upon lulu cuddling with me. and my geheimratsecken
A photo of a white person sitting in a green armchair photographed from diagonally above. The person is holding a book and reading it. In the person's lap is a grey-brown tabby cat looking towards the camera.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 14/09/2026
daily affirmations before clocking in at work
screenshot of text: Software is in the domain of the abstract. It is not like a building, or a bridge, that is in the physical realm where you can see and feel the nature of the thing. If you continue to add floors and rooms to a building forever, it will collapse. Software faces no such constraint. The code can always get worse. There can always be a new layer of indirection or a reduction in performance.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 13/09/2026
/r/depressionmeals
A photo of a plate containing carrots and mashed potatoes
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 13/09/2026
gonna keep this one as a glamour for future weapons tbh
screenshot of a ff14 female lalafell character from a side-behind view. the shot shows off a weapon that looks like a large black fork with a tiny moogle resting on the middle of it.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 09/09/2026
please clap
Diagramm, das eine Übersicht über gekletterte Boulder-Routen nach Schwierigkeit gegliedert zeigt.

Schwierigkeit 1: 1/1 erfolgreich
Schwierigkeit 2: 2/2 erfolgreich 
Schwierigkeit 3: 9/10 erfolgreich
Schwierigkeit 4: 0/4 erfolgreich
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 07/09/2026
mensch der sein letztes bisschen würde verloren hat
Screenshot einer Artikelvorschau mit Vorschaubild und Überschrift.

Das Bild ist ein Foto von diverser gaming-hardware überlegt mit einem Selfie einer Person, die mit großen Augen und weit geöffnetem Mund ins leere starrt. Überschrift ist: "Top 10: Nicht die Wii, nicht der DS - das ist die erfolgreichste Nintendo-Konsole aller Zeiten"
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 07/09/2026
dafür ist timmy nicht gestorben
Ein Foto, das eine etwas ausgerollte Küchenrolle zeigt. Auf der Küchenrolle ist als Druck unter anderem ein Wal und der Text "Wal-king on Sunshine".
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 03/09/2026
this is my favorite tumblr post
Screenshot of a Tumblr post:

First is a photo of a close-up of a newspaper which contains the face of an American Football player. As the newspaper is folded right at the middle of the face, there's a very weird angle happening, making the open mouth and chin look huge and the upper half look tiny.

The photo is captioned: "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW"

Below that is a reblog by another user, adding another image. The image is a screenshot from an American Football video game. There are a few players from two teams engaged in tackles and in front of them is a ridiculously tiny player playing as a quarterback.

This image is captioned: "[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!"
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 29/08/2026
screenshot eines final fantasy 14 chatfensters:

(Ceridwen Byrde): > heißt helmhart
(Ceridwen Byrde): > kein helm 
(Lafuufuu Lafuu): LMAO
"On to Little Ala Mhigo" accepted.
You stare at Helmhart in disgust.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 27/08/2026
there's a lot of content in this huh
screenshot of text:

Main Scenario Progress: 54 / 992 (5.4%)

A Realm Reborn Progress: 54 / 241 (22.4%)
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 24/08/2026
brrr
Spiegelselfie von mir, einer weißen Person. Ich trage eine helle jeans, eine Jeansjacke über einem hoodie und ein Stirnband. Ich schaue skeptisch in die Kamera.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 23/08/2026
you can just call him a fag it's okay
screenshot showing a help box from final fantasy 14.

headline reads: Aesthetician

content reads: You have befriended Jandelaine! By using the crystal bell found in your inn room, you can call upon the services of the flamboyant
aesthetician.

to the left of the content is a small portrait of the character, a flamboyant guy with pink-ish hair wielding scissors.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 22/08/2026
Ein von innen toter Miro Klose schaut in Richtung Kamera, dazu Text "es ist alles wieder gut. Ich spüre überhaupt nichts mehr."
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 22/08/2026
ah, i've reached the awfully annoying alliterative writing (joking it's kinda charming)
Fundamentals are fine, but the fun is fishing for new finds. Like my uncle always said, "Fishing's like philanderin'-ye never know what ye'll catch!"
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 20/08/2026
Meine Eltern haben ein Hornissennest am Dach und man sieht es am besten daran dass dort wo das ist überall Styroporfetzen liegen (und auch an der Hauswand hängen), weil die sich irgendwo ins Dämmmaterial gefressen haben 😵‍💫
Foto von unten auf eine Vordach-Konstruktion, zur Seite ist eine rot gestrichene Hauswand. An einem Balken am Dach ist ein flaches, längliches Hornissennest. Darunter sind an der Wand entlang einige weiße Fetzen.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 19/08/2026
Screenshot of a dialog box:

Mother Miounne
...Lafuufuu Lafuu, hm? And you're quite sure that isn't an amusing alias?
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 17/08/2026
probably! looks gnc as fuck anyway so this is perfect actually
screenshot of a ff14 wol. they're a viera with tall bunny ears and purple hair.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 17/08/2026
oopsie
Screenshot von UI mit Text:

Download: ffxiv - H2024.05.31.0000.0000b

Verbleibende Zeit: ca. 65 Minuten
Downloadgeschwindigkeit: 63.07 MB/s
2813.47 MB/125174.00 MB

Abbrechen
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 17/08/2026
do they though? or do very specific tiktok-marketed romance novels often look like this right now? that's not all books y'know
youtube thumbnail showing off the cover artwork of lolita (pretty old edition, text only cover), pride and prejudice (2002 penguin classics edition with the painting La liseuse by Charles Auguste Steuben as cover artwork) with X marks over them on the left; and the cover artwork for heated rivalry and the mistake on the right, both of which have illustrated cover artwork showing off couples in a simple, modern style. the title of the video reads "why do all book covers look like this now?"
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 16/08/2026
don't talk him he angy
a grey-brown tabby cat loafs on the floor with its back turned to the camera.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 15/08/2026
Miro Klose schaut leicht lächelnd in die Ferne, dazu Text: "Es kribbelt!"
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 13/08/2026
in nürnberg???
Photo of a television showing a still from jet lag: the game. Top half shows three guys sitting in a train and talking. Subtitles read "I mean, we have to get coins." - "in Nuremberg." Bottom half shows a map outlining the train's journey from Stuttgart to Nuremberg.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 11/08/2026
wenn deine Brüder sich vor deiner Nase hauen
Gezoomtes Foto von dem Gesicht einer grau-braun getigerten Katze, die mit zur Seite gestreckten Ohren skeptisch schaut. Die Katze liegt auf einer Decke mit Blumenmuster.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 11/08/2026
ih fußball cringe
Spiegelselfie von einer weißen Person mit dunkelbraunem Bart. Die Person schaut mit neutralem Gesichtsausdruck in die Kamera. Die Person trägt ein längs-gestreiftes Fußballtrikot in weinrot und weiß.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 11/08/2026
QUIET
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 07/08/2026
Whatsapp conversation:

Green posts a screenshot with text "James killed his immunocompromised wife by refusing to wash his goddamn hands. So much subtext." and a comment "ASHKDASHKDSKA"

Grey posts: SORRY????

Green posts: he keeps putting is hands into disgusting holes and doesn't wash them!!!!!!

Grey posts: hole before wife...ole

Grey posts: loch vor... ehevertroch

Green posts: incredible work
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 02/08/2026
also a big fan of how much extra stuff was packaged into my order of two things
photo showing the contents of a small package spread out. there's a small stack of stickers with a maneki-neko holding a molotov cocktail and text "wave fascism goodbye". There's a small business card reading "ciclista ciclista". There are white cycling socks with a molotov cocktail motive. there's a package with white transfer stickers with various motives. There's a holographic sticker of a molotov cocktail. There's a small stack of stickers reading "Hilfetelefon Gewalt gegen Frauen".
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 02/08/2026
transfer stickers are fun
Close-up of the front of a dark grey bike frame with a white sticker showing a stylized goose holding a knife in its beak.Close-up photo of the top tube of a dark grey bike showing off a white sticker of three dice with 1 eye, 6 eyes and 1 eye respectively.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 01/08/2026
just learned of a 1979 study of REM sleep in cats where they severed the neural pathways causing muscle paralysis during dream phases so the cats started acting out their dreams. kind of fucked up but also incredibly interesting
Oneiric behaviour

Oneiric behaviour (Fig. 1) occurs after a selective bilateral lesion of the locus coeruleus a or its descending pontine pathway. This lesion does not induce any alteration in waking or slow wave sleep. However, at the time the cat would enter PS with postural atonia, it suddenly raises its head and moves it horizontally or vertically as if it were watching something. This is not waking. The pupils are myotic and covered by the nictitating membranes as during PS, and the cat does not follow moving objects placed in front of it. At this time, and during the entire behavioural sequence, the polygraphic recording looks like PS without atonia: the EMG of the neck is increased, but other polygraphic indices of PS are present, namely fast low voltage cortical and olfactory bulb activity, and PGO waves. After the orientation reaction which starts oneiric behaviour other behavioural sequences follow in a totally unpredictable way. Sometimes a sudden vertical jerk occurs so violently that the cat may knock the ceiling of the obser-vation cage and awaken. More frequently the cat will stand up and go around the cage as if it were pursuing some prey. It may stop as if watching, with one of its front legs raised in the typical felid specific watching stance. Predatory attack characterized with either play-like pawing or cuffing may fol-low; sometimes there may also be some biting without any goal (even if a dead or 'play' mouse is placed in front of it). Aggressive attack is accompanied by a greater intensity of foreleg movements, by downward position of the ears and opening of the mouth. Flight behaviour may also occur, with a typical semi-crouched posture. This can be followed by the most dramatic rage behaviour with arching of the back and piloerection. However, despite such emotional display, the pupils remain myotic. The other pattern of oneiric behaviour we have observed is grooming - either licking the forelegs or the floor of the cage (when the actions look like drinking). Grooming is also not goal-directed. If a piece of paper is fixed to the cat's fur, this will induce local goal-directed licking during waking, but whenever grooming occurs during PS, this objectivity does not occur.

Each of these sequences may be followed by a short-lasting arousal and the cat returns to slow wave sleep. The succession of different sequences may last up to 5 min (which is the average duration of a PS episode).

We have never noticed, in more than 300 episodes registered on videotape, any sexual behaviour (erection in males or lordosis in non-oestrous females). Each cat seems to present a rather stable percentage of behaviours in its repertoire (on a weekly average). Some cats, however, which are always very friendly when awake, may have a high incidence of aggressive behaviour during PS.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 31/07/2026
same lulu same
close-up photo of the head and upper body of a brown-grey tabby cat laying on its side. The face looks sleepy, the eyes are barely open and the upper canine teeth are visible despite a closed mouth.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 24/07/2026
hab mir gegönnt
Screenshot von einem Shop-Warenkorb:

1. Produkt: Radsocken "always attack", Vorschaubild zeigt weiße Socken mit schwarzer Molotov-Cocktail Illustration auf der Rückseite.

2. Produkt: Stickerbogen mit Transferaufklebern in weiß, Vorschaubild zeigt verschiedene simple Motive, z.b. eine 161, eine Portion Pommes, eine Gans mit Messer im Schnabel.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 24/07/2026
say that to his face I dare u
Very zoomed in photo of a computer monitor showing the character Henry of skalitz from kingdom come: deliverance wearing medieval clothing and looking like a shivering wet dog.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 21/07/2026
lulu is one of a kind
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 20/07/2026
looking fit and well-rested and definitely don't have extreme rings around the eyes
mirror selfie of me, a white person with short bleached hair. I'm wearing a black T-shirt with a cat print, above that an openly worn shirt with floral print and light jeans. I give a peace sign to the camera and look pretty tired.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 15/07/2026
wenn mein transmaskuliner kumpel der nach einer stadt in nrw benannt ist plötzlich heftige periode hat
Screenshot von Text:

Update vom 15.07.2026, 8.50 Uhr: "Sturm, Starkregel, Hagen" - Bilanz
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 09/07/2026
model
Foto von einer grau-braunen Katze mit weißer Brust, die auf einem dunkelgrünen Sessel sitzt. Die Katze starrt mit einem nachdenklichen Blick in die Ferne.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 08/07/2026
saw some animals from afar
sharepic from komoot. The top half shows a map with a cycling route. Bottom half has text:

Distanz (Distance) 49.6km
Geschwindigkeit (Pace) 18.9 km/h
Zeit (Time) 2 hours 36 minutes A photo of some deer sitting in front of a hay feeding station by the wall of a wooden building.A photo of a white and black peacock goat with big horns standing in the middle of a large field. There are tall trees in the background.A photo of a przewalski horse standing in the middle of a large field full of small bushes. There are trees in the background.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 05/07/2026
ft. geheimratsecken
selfie showing me, a white person with a short dark mustache. My hair is fairly short and cut into something mullet-y at the sides. The hair has a reddish-pinkish-brownish color.
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 05/07/2026
ich weiß du meinst das andere, aber
Miro Klose schaut leicht lächelnd in die Ferne, dazu Text: "Es kribbelt!"
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 05/07/2026
mein lustiges data hoarding projekt wächst immer noch weiter
Screenshot von Text:

Ort: C:\Users\[ZENSIERT]\soccerdata
Größe: 259 GB
Größe auf Datenträger: 261 GB
Inhalt: 1.328.609 Dateien, 23 Ordner
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fucko the knife robot @kittywitch.space · 04/07/2026
time to go out in the outfit I wanted to wear for karaoke last night but didn't feel safe with
Mirror selfie of a white person with short bleached-blonde hair. They're wearing patterned pink-and-orange dungarees shorts and a white sleeveless shirt below it.
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