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@kittyoffrecord.bsky.social
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Subtweets on social media, don't affect real life. You can lie to the handful of people who interact with you all day, and you can lie to yourself until it all comes crashing down. In the end, you're trying way too hard to convince everyone else that you're well adjusted, and happy. Yourself too.
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The Big Meowski @catovitch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
People posting screenshots of AI saying "yes, it's true" to back up their case.
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Alt: Beyond Belief, where Riker says "A similar story occurred in the state of New Jersey about 20 years ago." With a few exceptions, almost all of the "true" stories on the show are complete bullshit pulled from a book of total bullshit, which they also uses a source for some of the "false" stories in later episodes, lol.
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 24/06/2026
The only acceptable Ms Frizzle casting for the live action Magic School Bus is Natasha Lyonne
A photo of Natasha Lyonne
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
oNe dAy wE wIlL taLk aBoUt iT Girlypop we both know there's a reason you keep hinting at shit, and never following through. Go ahead and talk, because I have a folder of shit waiting to go. 🤌🏻
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brixton accidental @brixtronix.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i refuse to use the term 'jort'
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Looking fantastic as per usual. 🤌🏻🫰🏻
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can see the sass, very sassy baby. ❤️
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
LOL 😭
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One looks bemused, and the other....well the other looks tired of my shit. 😭
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King Of Gains @kingofgains.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@kittyoffrecord.bsky.social my cat and dog are judging you
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep 'Cause they fill the open air And leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
All my dishes are served cold because I'm on a strict revengetarian diet.
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Kit (they🗡️them) @gothickitsune.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
never dating someone ever again who doesn’t like horror films, god that was my biggest fucking ick with my ex
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
But he is so round 🥺
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He's guilty. 😤
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Connoralsodraws @connoralsodraws.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Unfortunately, as a child I saw this and it became my benchmark for romance
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Honk
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
taylor lorenz posts like she has mad cow disease
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Moth Mom Jess @mothmomjess.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🫣
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Mushroom Character Drawing
ALT: Mushroom Character Drawing
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
YEEEEEESSSSSSS
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King Of Gains @kingofgains.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
THE SHROOMS!
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Personally, my favorite saga was when he tried to win me back by going on hikes and picking up litter (like I used to) and then telling me he was going to "become" homeless, and vlog with the local homeless population. That was a good time. 🥴
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yes. >:3
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
All I need is a tiny unicorn
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King Of Gains @kingofgains.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yes
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Finished #Pride look. 🤌🏻
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Test run of my #Pride makeup for this year. 🤌🏻
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Haven't talked in a while, I've been a bit busy destroying a deadbeat. However, if you need to talk feel free to reach out. You're not alone Vick. 🫂
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Our biggest issue in the neighborhood has become ducks landing in the pool. Can't complain, it's a lovely night for it. ❤️
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm sure your 12 regular followers *really* believe in you tho, don't worry! Until next week. 🫰🏻
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
In the words of my lawyer after seeing the place, and knowing what the kids are going through: "What the hell did he fight for?" And (as is obvious to everyone in reality) it was simply to play house, while still neglecting the kids and allowing everyone else around them to parent them instead.
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Though clearly I've struck a nerve, since we're running defense on overtime at this point. :3 Enjoy the online engagement, if only that translated into something that could be deemed actually beneficial to the children y'all are claiming to care about lmfao.
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I hope seeing my Twitter banner fills you with pride, of just how *filthy* your boyfriend can make a singular room of the house after just a week. Be proud bb, that's all yours now. 😘
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My house doesn't have mice running around to the point that you can just accidentally step on one. I don't have my landlord or CPS on my ass But I mean, you live at home with your parents and don't drive either, while slap fighting kids all day, so I'm sure this dysfunction is normal for you lmfao
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My house doesn't have extension cables running through it, causing a fire hazard among the hoarding. My house doesn't have 1 litter box for *dozens* of cats, nor would my cats be so fucked up from inbreeding they'd have to be put down My house doesn't cause my feet to be black from walking around.
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Kinda hard to blame your boyfriend's filth on others, when he's still filthy 2 whole ass years later, and there's a whole YT channel that showcases it. I have their videos saved to my phone too. :3 Some folks are absolutely delusional for dick lmfao, tragic. 🥴
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Cosplay pics coming soon. ❤️ In the meantime here's my de-transformation from fairy princess to tired normie. Don't let anything but makeup wipes dull your shine.
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Bassano @bassano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer
A Japanese mascot dressed as Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring in front of a promotional poster for the same at a press conference in Japan
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A very judgy boy
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Look at you. Look at what you've done.
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
R A V E
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
He's the best lil guy Look at him go 😌
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King Of Gains @kingofgains.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Which would've been the case if you hadn't focused solely on deleting interactions that proved we were together, sleeping in the same bed, and going to marriage counseling, while you were trying to fuck her. You missed the pictures I took of the filthy house. Dated, timestamped, & with location.
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Besides, if you think it's not backed up elsewhere you're far dumber than I even assumed. Tragic. It's hilarious that after you deleted everything from my phone when you snatched it from my hands after I tried to leave you, you assumed it would just...be gone.
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Imagine trying to hack my accounts to delete evidence while I'm over here with my 2FA just living my best life. You did this to yourselves. Don't panic now.
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thaaaaanks 🙏🏻
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⚙️𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙⚙️ @kittyoffrecord.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
All in good time. ❤️
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