Reposted by Kitty KeroseneDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 3hAs a lifelong Boston Red Sox fan since 7:30 tonight, I agree. 2545
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 1hLOL, how did PCA manage to not get booted? (Glad he wasn't but that ump has more patience than I'd have.) #Cubs 010
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 1hTatis scores from first?! That was electric. #Padres 130
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 3hDammit #RedSox get it together and beat the Yankees, please! Only 2 runs, you can still do this! 120
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 5hMLB Postseason Wild Card race is def more enjoyable right now w/ no skin in the game. Interesting to note: I'm enjoying watching Murakami more now that the comparisons to my guy Kaz aren't relevant any longer. 120
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneRibes @sanguineum.bsky.social · 9hShouting at the woman correcting him is very in line with my experience of these dudes. 325812
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 6hDamn, thank you Senator Klobuchar for apologizing for what that venal shitheel Schmitt tried to pull. Total clownshow. 000
Reposted by Kitty Kerosenearankays @karanshukla.ca · 12hif netflix/paramount/disney made a show about genghis khan today they would call it "khan" and it would be 11 episodes of him having depression and on the last episode he would say "hey guys im genghis" and then start pillaging in the last 5 minutes 063
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 20hI am so irrationally (actually, scratch that - fully rationally) angry that the orange shitgibbon is making sweeping trade deals with China while still in attack mode at Canada. Fuuuuck that fucking fuck. 020
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” How an Archeologist changed KURT VONNEGUT’s life. 561612586
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Casual Post-Szn Predictions: AL winners: Wild card, White Sox & Red Sox, ALDS, Rays & Guardians, ALCS Rays. NL winners: Wild card, Padres & Braves, NLDS, Brewers & Dodgers, NLCS Brewers. WS prediction: I'm gonna go with Brewers. 100
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My prediction/gut feeling for our two all-timers who may or may not be back. 010
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It feels like only days ago that it was season home opener and they were showing that emotionally charged recap video and then had Vladdy and George on mic after. And now it's ended, also a super emotional day. Gonna miss George and Max if neither are indeed back. Hoping 2027 starts on time. 🤞💙static.klipy.comGeorge SpringerAlt: George Springer walks thru the dugout getting high fives 090
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneKevin Hackett 🍁🇨🇦 @fullmetalhackett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One helluva final start for Mad Max. I hope he comes back for another season. #bluejays 0264
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneMichelle @ghostycarrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Watching Scherzer and Springer's kids running around the field as their dads get soaked with Gatorade... ❤️❤️❤️ #BlueJays 092
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneFor the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ever go to someone's house and see that there are no cats there? What is even the point of having a house if you're not going to put cats in it? 582600198
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound. 642334456
Reposted by Kitty Kerosenethe2scoops @the2scoops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Have we considered blaming Michael Cera for cursing this season? #bluejaysstatic.klipy.comMichael Cera Sad in Arrested DevelopmentALT: Michael Cera Sad in Arrested Development 132
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If Springer is done after this weekend, who ends up starring in the TD ads? Cease? #BlueJays 120
Reposted by Kitty Kerosenejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot” 641105941961
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#BlueJays WIN!! I thought they had us but we came back with the fire!static.klipy.comLouis Varland And Brandon ValenzuelaAlt: Louis Varland And Brandon Valenzuela 0110
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Woah! He went from being boo'ed to chants of "Vladdy!" and now a broken bat RBI? What a game! #BlueJays 180
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So Schneider's pretty much managing this weekend like it's all exhibition games and just letting everyone get some time on the field, I guess? #BlueJays 050
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneKristie @knairn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This horrible season aside, I’m trying to remind myself that when it’s the dead of winter, I’ll be wishing I was here more than anywhere else. 411414
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Awwww, Davis went back to Pink Pony Club? I thought he had changed to a Taylor Swift song. This one's so him! #BlueJays 040
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why did we take Cellucci out again? #BlueJays 130
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Straw blowing a bubble while beating the throw to 1st is objectively hilarious. #BlueJays 050
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneThomas Linner @tmlinner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You’d think Vladdy had dropped Macklemore from his tour by the reaction to his (poor) response to a leading question about his (sizeable) contract. He’s apologized, which is more than enough. He didn’t have a great season. He didn’t respond well to a media question. That’s it. #BlueJays 1123
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneSwagger @girlswagger101.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t want this to be the last weekend of George Springer as a Blue Jay. 😭😭 (It’s been a hard week. I may cry.) Anyway, Georgie forever! #BlueJays 💙 1202
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#BlueJays being kings of the double so far in this inning! 050
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For real tho, if the Cheddar Goblin from Mandy is not featured in the ads for this abomination, can we even say that we have a functioning society?static.klipy.comCheddar Goblin Mac and CheeseAlt: Cheddar Goblin emerging from a pile of Mac and Cheese 000
Reposted by Kitty Kerosenetweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 25/09/2026not enough plane hijackings anymore. '60s you had about one a week and how were things? things were good. 911411
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bibi is a loser and a war criminal & Mamdani ... checks notes ... has fixed a bunch of shit. I know whose side I'm on in this one, hands down! 020
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Earlier today I saw popcorn flavoured oat milk. WTF is even happening? Matrix interface designers have been having a field day lately. 220
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneMark MacKinnon @markmackinnon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Two things: @mark-carney.bsky.social did the right thing here, preparing for the worst-case scenario. That’s the job. But he should explain these things directly to Canadians - rather than via an American outlet. Especially in the midst of a trade war, why drive all the traffic to NYT?theglobeandmail.comCarney prepared for risk that Trump might order military action against Canada, report saysIn a New York Times interview, the Prime Minister characterized a potential U.S. invasion as a remote possibility 1610329
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Will never not be amused that both the lowest and highest vertical release points in baseball are on the same team. #BlueJays 3102
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneRachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Canada continues to be shameful on this issue. 52825229
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneTao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People will tell you that it is fun to be angry about sports. That it’s an outlet, and a way to let off steam. I’m telling you that sports anger isn’t a release valve. It’s a heaping shovel of coal into the furnace. If you are angry about sports, you’re probably angry about everything else. 2041845
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneMajestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fuckin’ nope Tammy. Evelyn Normielib demands blood. Get on board. 081
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cool, now try 'expressing extreme concern' by charging the fucker with high crimes? B/c WTF? 110
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dear IL, primary this asshole: @duckworth.senate.gov No sympathy or relief for anyone who does this shit. May she never know peace until she does the right thing and serves the will of the people, not the interest of her pension and investments. 020
Reposted by Kitty Kerosenemechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 23/09/2026Wrote this in 2014 during a very long postseason drought, but it's uncanny that the date matched 2194
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneOliver B @oliverb108.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Your safety doesn't diminish mine. Your happyness doesn't bittering mine. Your prosperity doesn't impoverish mine. On the contrary, it multiplies them. You being You doesn't contradict Me being Me. I'm selfish, I want a good life by everyone having a good life. 041
Reposted by Kitty KeroseneThe artist formerly known as Djvinniev77 @djvinniev77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So here’s what BlueJays fans can look forward to now. No more scoreboard watching. No more race to the 3rd WC. Just play and have fun. You win? Great! You lose? Ah well, too bad. One more Springer Dinger at home please. One move Velo Slap. Kabooma Okamoto still got the bat? Dinger up. Time for fun 1162
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Whoever cursed the Jays, this is enough, okay? Done now. Stop it. #BlueJays 090
Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No nononononononono, let Bateman be ok. Fuck fuck fuck. #BlueJays 071