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Kitty Kerosene

@kittykerosene.bsky.social
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I am an upper-echelon cat burglar. Sociopolitical hoo-haw, arcane weirdness, cats, baseball, & general skulduggery. *no DMs* 🏳️‍🌈

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 3h
As a lifelong Boston Red Sox fan since 7:30 tonight, I agree.
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 1h
LOL, how did PCA manage to not get booted? (Glad he wasn't but that ump has more patience than I'd have.) #Cubs
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 1h
Tatis scores from first?! That was electric. #Padres
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 3h
Dammit #RedSox get it together and beat the Yankees, please! Only 2 runs, you can still do this!
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 5h
MLB Postseason Wild Card race is def more enjoyable right now w/ no skin in the game. Interesting to note: I'm enjoying watching Murakami more now that the comparisons to my guy Kaz aren't relevant any longer.
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Ribes @sanguineum.bsky.social · 9h
Shouting at the woman correcting him is very in line with my experience of these dudes.
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 6h
Damn, thank you Senator Klobuchar for apologizing for what that venal shitheel Schmitt tried to pull. Total clownshow.
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 12h
if netflix/paramount/disney made a show about genghis khan today they would call it "khan" and it would be 11 episodes of him having depression and on the last episode he would say "hey guys im genghis" and then start pillaging in the last 5 minutes
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 20h
I am so irrationally (actually, scratch that - fully rationally) angry that the orange shitgibbon is making sweeping trade deals with China while still in attack mode at Canada. Fuuuuck that fucking fuck.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” How an Archeologist changed KURT VONNEGUT’s life.
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Casual Post-Szn Predictions: AL winners: Wild card, White Sox & Red Sox, ALDS, Rays & Guardians, ALCS Rays. NL winners: Wild card, Padres & Braves, NLDS, Brewers & Dodgers, NLCS Brewers. WS prediction: I'm gonna go with Brewers.
Current postseason bracket for MLB as of Sept 28th, link to source in comments for details and breakdown
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My prediction/gut feeling for our two all-timers who may or may not be back.
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Self employed, so this will be fun!
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It feels like only days ago that it was season home opener and they were showing that emotionally charged recap video and then had Vladdy and George on mic after. And now it's ended, also a super emotional day. Gonna miss George and Max if neither are indeed back. Hoping 2027 starts on time. 🤞💙
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George Springer
Alt: George Springer walks thru the dugout getting high fives
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Kevin Hackett 🍁🇨🇦 @fullmetalhackett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One helluva final start for Mad Max. I hope he comes back for another season. #bluejays
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Michelle @ghostycarrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Scherzer and Springer's kids running around the field as their dads get soaked with Gatorade... ❤️❤️❤️ #BlueJays
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This, except I know I'm not.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ever go to someone's house and see that there are no cats there? What is even the point of having a house if you're not going to put cats in it?
Jinx the green eyed tabby bobtail sitting in her Amazon box looking up at the camera.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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the2scoops @the2scoops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have we considered blaming Michael Cera for cursing this season? #bluejays
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Michael Cera Sad in Arrested Development
ALT: Michael Cera Sad in Arrested Development
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Springer is done after this weekend, who ends up starring in the TD ads? Cease? #BlueJays
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#BlueJays WIN!! I thought they had us but we came back with the fire!
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Louis Varland And Brandon Valenzuela
Alt: Louis Varland And Brandon Valenzuela
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BRETT! So glad to see him back! #BlueJays
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woah! He went from being boo'ed to chants of "Vladdy!" and now a broken bat RBI? What a game! #BlueJays
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So Schneider's pretty much managing this weekend like it's all exhibition games and just letting everyone get some time on the field, I guess? #BlueJays
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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This horrible season aside, I’m trying to remind myself that when it’s the dead of winter, I’ll be wishing I was here more than anywhere else.
View of the field at the Skydome from the 500s
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Awwww, Davis went back to Pink Pony Club? I thought he had changed to a Taylor Swift song. This one's so him! #BlueJays
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why did we take Cellucci out again? #BlueJays
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Straw blowing a bubble while beating the throw to 1st is objectively hilarious. #BlueJays
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Thomas Linner @tmlinner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’d think Vladdy had dropped Macklemore from his tour by the reaction to his (poor) response to a leading question about his (sizeable) contract. He’s apologized, which is more than enough. He didn’t have a great season. He didn’t respond well to a media question. That’s it. #BlueJays
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Swagger @girlswagger101.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t want this to be the last weekend of George Springer as a Blue Jay. 😭😭 (It’s been a hard week. I may cry.) Anyway, Georgie forever! #BlueJays 💙
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#BlueJays being kings of the double so far in this inning!
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For real tho, if the Cheddar Goblin from Mandy is not featured in the ads for this abomination, can we even say that we have a functioning society?
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Cheddar Goblin Mac and Cheese
Alt: Cheddar Goblin emerging from a pile of Mac and Cheese
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 25/09/2026
not enough plane hijackings anymore. '60s you had about one a week and how were things? things were good.
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bibi is a loser and a war criminal & Mamdani ... checks notes ... has fixed a bunch of shit. I know whose side I'm on in this one, hands down!
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Earlier today I saw popcorn flavoured oat milk. WTF is even happening? Matrix interface designers have been having a field day lately.
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Mark MacKinnon @markmackinnon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two things: @mark-carney.bsky.social did the right thing here, preparing for the worst-case scenario. That’s the job. But he should explain these things directly to Canadians - rather than via an American outlet. Especially in the midst of a trade war, why drive all the traffic to NYT?
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Carney prepared for risk that Trump might order military action against Canada, report says
In a New York Times interview, the Prime Minister characterized a potential U.S. invasion as a remote possibility
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will never not be amused that both the lowest and highest vertical release points in baseball are on the same team. #BlueJays
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Canada continues to be shameful on this issue.
Screenshot shows the man in Canada's seat looking around at the other countries leaving the room all while staying seated. The country names are a bit hard to make out, but I cross-referenced this against the seating chart that's been published.
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People will tell you that it is fun to be angry about sports. That it’s an outlet, and a way to let off steam. I’m telling you that sports anger isn’t a release valve. It’s a heaping shovel of coal into the furnace. If you are angry about sports, you’re probably angry about everything else.
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At least it wasn't a shutout!
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuckin’ nope Tammy. Evelyn Normielib demands blood. Get on board.
The Drake “no/yes” meme but it’s Geordi LaForge. 

The “no” proposition is “Reconciliation and healing”

The “yes” proposition is “Motherfucking consequences”
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cool, now try 'expressing extreme concern' by charging the fucker with high crimes? B/c WTF?
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear IL, primary this asshole: @duckworth.senate.gov No sympathy or relief for anyone who does this shit. May she never know peace until she does the right thing and serves the will of the people, not the interest of her pension and investments.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 23/09/2026
Wrote this in 2014 during a very long postseason drought, but it's uncanny that the date matched
In every Blue Jays season, there comes that moment when you stop caring whether they win or lose. I mean, you care a little, in that winning games is infinitely more fun than losing games, and you’re at the ballpark with a hot dog and it’s sunny and a couple blasts of the dinger horn would perfectly cap off your weekend. But they’re also in fourth place, and it’s August, and the playoff races haven’t concerned them for months. They might yet play spoiler, but they’re already the spoiled. That familiar moment comes early in some seasons, like it did last year, or maybe after the break if you’re luckier. But it always comes.

This year, it almost didn’t. That’s the great hope, isn’t it? The hope that you care for 162 games and then on and on into the great beyond. The playoffs. The hope that the words mathematical elimination aren’t looming like an elongating shadow in the late summer sun.

The sun set this year on September 23, just five days before the end of the regular season. Mathematical elimination, that great deadly beast, finally caught up with us. We almost outran it.
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Oliver B @oliverb108.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your safety doesn't diminish mine. Your happyness doesn't bittering mine. Your prosperity doesn't impoverish mine. On the contrary, it multiplies them. You being You doesn't contradict Me being Me. I'm selfish, I want a good life by everyone having a good life.
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The artist formerly known as Djvinniev77 @djvinniev77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So here’s what BlueJays fans can look forward to now. No more scoreboard watching. No more race to the 3rd WC. Just play and have fun. You win? Great! You lose? Ah well, too bad. One more Springer Dinger at home please. One move Velo Slap. Kabooma Okamoto still got the bat? Dinger up. Time for fun
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Whoever cursed the Jays, this is enough, okay? Done now. Stop it. #BlueJays
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Kitty Kerosene @kittykerosene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No nononononononono, let Bateman be ok. Fuck fuck fuck. #BlueJays
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