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"We're all basically primordial slime with ideas above its station." It/its. Gender set-set. 35 🔞 archiveofourown.org/users/MissMalki…

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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 23h
Don't worry about it sweetie 🩷 the important think is that look in my eyes 🩷
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 23h
Hypnotizing you to forget what t4t is so you think of me as a mature chaser
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026
hey girl, you seem like you don't exist as a full person. like someone watered down your soul when you were born. anyway do you like having sex in the back seat of a honda civic?
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laura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the arc of history is long but it bends toward defeating Dracula
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Vivian Burning 🏳️‍⚧️/🐉/😇🪽 @vivianburning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Isn't it such a good little bootlicker? You all enjoyed that video so much yesterday I thought I'd treat you to another. Can you imagine having to take your own boots off? A proper lady has puppies for that.
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YKshelter @ykshelter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Emma Frost
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a mentally ill person I'm just now realizing why I love that episode so much
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's also an element of "if we just give up our culture to do diplomacy with you, you aren't actually going to be meeting with us" I feel like. It's a real "if you can't handle me at my teleporting you to a dangerous planet you don't deserve me at my tenagre" situation
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will let the multiple monitors pass through me and only I will remain
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have found them helpful, though I think found dbt is the thing making the most difference. It is frustratingly difficult to get a genuinely good therapist but its been a big help.
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have absolutely done this. (I don't know anything about chess). And then the very good player I was playing against adjusted their game and destroyed me lol.
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have also found that as I worry less about doing a good job and remember that it's just playing toys with friends, more gets done in a shorter time
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For some reason I had such a vivid image of a hundred bats flying away with a doppler effect "weeeeee!"
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Its like a normal curtsy but you can't do it over running water
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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/09/2026
in the sewers straight up jorkin it. and by it, i mean the clown
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inverseaxolotl @inverseaxolotl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
shiny chariot
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sure to be shared today by @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
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Isabelle Ruebsaat -> paxu @anxiousmimicrpgs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Properly have a name for my urban fantasy FitD thing
What happened to the Girls?
Dropout. Queer. Druggie transsexual slut. This is what they called you. Dead-end job, dead-end life, go to the bar and have a drink, get roofied, wake up in the bathroom bruised to shit without your wallet, cry a bit, go home and sleep.
Until She came into your life.
Adula Koskem Navire. A dream-beast, star-thing, She Who Puts Her Fingers In Your Eyes. She landed in a seedy bar on Hastings Street and she wanted you for herself. 
she got in your head. Pulled everything out except what she needed, twisted you until you broke, kissed you all over and set you down and gave you a knife. 
Someone brought Her here. She calls them Wizards. Fucking Wizards. Insomniac scavengers, oil-slick vagabonds of the dreamlands, men intent on harvesting what is rightfully hers.
Adula filled you up with herself. Hideaway girls, keeping Her secrets, a locked coffin for a brain, a safe with no key or code. But she’s diminished. A broken creature, a puddle that should be an ocean. The Wizards took so much from Her.
Get out there. Love, fuck, die, hate, cry. Take Her back.
What is This?
Alley Girls is a tabletop roleplaying game about a messy lesbian polycule living in a run-down flat somewhere downtown in The City, their brains infected by a dream-god who wants them to kill Wizards for her.
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mood.
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good to know I've made you worse
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me before I started wearing make up: I Claudius is really well written Me after I started wearing makeup: I Claudius is really well written and Claudius' eyeliner is distractingly cunty
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Two men are having sex while surrounded by people in tuxedos playing a tuba, trombone, french horn and two trumpets. The bottom says "frankly, the brass quintet is doing nothing for me sexually."
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Consider also: pulled pork Sandwich
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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #146 Instagram has always sucked ass (Bad version) (mon/tues/thur/fri) gothbimboheathcliff.the-comic.org
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🔞Good Girl Elliotte🔞 @elliotte-draws.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#artstuff Angler fish.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I once saw a video of a woman staring expressionlessly into the camera while jerking off a strap-on the size of her own forearm and wearing panda themed one-piece pajamas complete with little ears on the hood, and I feel like it would have been lessened as art had it attempted to explain itself.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 22/05/2025
Walking rhythmically and asking a mutual friend if the worm mentioned me
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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
look if we're gonna have succubi I *need* the metaphysics of souls nailed down
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maiqo @maiqo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Salem's dog @magseidolia.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
COOPER, IT’S HANDLER. I NEED YOU TO GET YOURSELF DOWN TO THE PRECINCT AND SADDLE UP IN ANCYOR RIGHT AWAY, COOPER. THOSE REBELS AREN’T GONNA TAKE ANYTHING LESS THAN YOUR BEST, COOPER. I MIGHT EVEN NEED YOU TO GO “OFF THE LEASH.”
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Starlight @onedumbmouse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i think being told my entire childhood that the worst thing you can do is invite yourself into a space may have affected me in some way...
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"speed running flirting with an artist on Blue sky" popped into my head, I hate it, enjoy
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pediatric therapy sessions less lively than expected.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AI would never have Wesley Snipes tell a vampire "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." That is a thing that only a human could invent.
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Chinara 🔸 相如 🔸 @ Reserve EXPIATO for GAMESCOM! @artofchinara.com · 08/07/2026
"Good Hunter... May you always remember: Even during the most violent, manic nights, one may find beauty all the same." Bloodborne illustration.
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Speaking as a god, the offerings I love the most are the ones that are the bitterest for mortals to part with. I won't tell comforting lies, like any offering made in faith has worth to the divine. I love liquor and meat the most, because of how much grain and time you spent to make it.
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Because then he can't come back as an ally later wait no wtf am I saying this is fast and the furious of course he could
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"You thought this was a street fight? YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS" deserves fifteen oscars
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Nintendo, every week: we are beating this small child with hammers for singing Super Mario bros theme in the shower.
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Lol that's the other parts
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I think my favorite fromsoft is bloodborne in part because it resists in-universe answers the most viscerally.
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yeah,true. I kinda forgot about the dlc stuff for a moment. Should play through that one more time maybe. I was just asking myself whether morgott not changing was an omen thing but then I realized Mohg the omen is probably the discarded bit of Mohg Lord of Blood.
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MissMalkin @kittyderg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thank you for inspiring me to look up Mohg dialogue to develop a galaxy brain omens theory when I should be working
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
very open to interpretation of course, but to me, this is the core of Elden Ring's narrative. even more prominent in Shadow of the Erdtree but it runs throughout
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
constitutional birthright citizenship survives by 1 vote. and to think people were worried about this beautiful institution.
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