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King of Spring Tarts

@kingtart.bsky.social

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Down with the monarchy Up with really big tarts Hella queer and 19+. He/him/his Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Something tells me that Christina Ricci is a hell of a parent. I love seeing parents who teach their children right from wrong, and to stand up for what's right.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 17h

Ever wonder if you’ve seen too much Star Trek? bsky.app/profile/king...

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 20h

Finally watching GBBO season 17. Loving these goobers.

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Nigella Lawson's Mmm Food Porn

ALT: Nigella Lawson's Mmm Food Porn

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 22h

There's a transformation scene in Disney's The Black Hole (1979) that gave me nightmares.

Poster for the movie The Black Hole (1979). It features a spaceship orbiting a planet in front of a large black hole.

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WereBrawl🦊 @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social · 22h

The opening scene of Monster Squad. I used to hide behind the couch. It was just very loud and a lot going on and... Yeah.

The Monster Squad Opening (1987)

YouTube video by I Love Movies

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Happy Blocktober!

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The Simpsons: Car Tetris

ALT: The Simpsons: Car Tetris

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Holy fucking hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCDw...

Liza Minnelli’s Breathtaking “Maybe This Time” Performance (1972) | The Dick Cavett Show

YouTube video by The Dick Cavett Show

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy Clocktober to @brandonyan.com and only him. The watch repair is so cool.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would like to go to there. For research purposes only you degenerates (complimentary).

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy flocktober to all who celebrate.

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The Birds Movie Scene: Children Fleeing School

ALT: The Birds Movie Scene: Children Fleeing School

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How I celebrate Docktober.

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Large Ship Beached with Massive Splash

ALT: Large Ship Beached with Massive Splash

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trying a new thing not sure how long it’ll last. 🔒

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy October to all octopuses everywhere.

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Adorable Octopus Takes a Walk on the Seafloor

ALT: Adorable Octopus Takes a Walk on the Seafloor

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Counterpoint: together?

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Dr. Robby and Dr. Abbot in The Pitt

ALT: Dr. Robby and Dr. Abbot in The Pitt

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The things I would do to that man…

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The Pitt Robby Robinavitch

ALT: The Pitt Robby Robinavitch

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Going back in.

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ALT: Ahem The Pitt

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@betarayben.bsky.social should we watch the whole thing?

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s only 9:25 am and I’ve already had a meeting that could have been a Teams message. Sigh. Happy Monday!

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

TIL: Taylor Lautner’s wife is Taylor Lautner. Do we call them the Taylors Lautner?

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 25/09/2026

Always fact check a twink. They WILL lie straight to your face.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Does this mean we’re watching The Pitt again soon?

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

She loves to curl up on feet.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

She looks so serious. Napping is hugely important business.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lanterns is so much better than it had any right to be. Holy Carp.

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I Think He Likes Me John Stewart

ALT: I Think He Likes Me John Stewart

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What should we watch tonight? Ok sure.

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William Shatner as Kirk: KHAAAAAN!

ALT: William Shatner as Kirk: KHAAAAAN!

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is it Star Trek: The Motion Picture time?

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Captain Kirk Confirms: Yes It Is Star Trek!

ALT: Captain Kirk Confirms: Yes It Is Star Trek!

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oh good lord yuck. I just realized I was procrastinating so hard I’ve started writing unit and integration tests. Damnit.

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So Pissed: 'I QUIT!' Desk Flip

ALT: So Pissed: 'I QUIT!' Desk Flip

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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m gonna need you to alt text your memes generally but also specifically when there’s a hot guy in them

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh good god this is a vary bad idea. Please do not do this.

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SSTArtwork @sstartwork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Challenged myself to draw John Stewart / Aaron Pierre / Green Lantern using nothing but Green! Also added his wee bird because it’s so cute.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Quote with your favorite Eeveelution They’re just so pretty!

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Eevee and Sylveon Stretching in Pokemon

ALT: Eevee and Sylveon Stretching in Pokemon

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

this is how I flirt

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Dan Levy as David Rose: What's Going On? Schitt's Creek

ALT: Dan Levy as David Rose: What's Going On? Schitt's Creek

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The sleeper has not awakened.

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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The ONLY answer

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Sisko: You're Damned Right! (Deep Space Nine)

ALT: Sisko: You're Damned Right! (Deep Space Nine)

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Totally new experience for me: walking in to the bathroom at work and hearing someone snoring on one of the toilets. Someone had a good long weekend!

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Renée @reneestephen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Okay, so, let me tell you the Feral Kitten Chef Boyardee Incident.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What have I agreed to? This movie poster looks terrible and tacky.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Penis Butter Friends Sounds weird. I’m in.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nice.

Screen shot from Pokemon Go. My guy turned 69 today.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

is this something

Zero cool from the movie Hackers, with his head out the window of a police car, yells, but instead of “hack the planet,” he says “fap the planet”

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sexy, bad girl, sister, aunt.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sweet farts made of wax, am I right?

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

She’s back home and very high and she’ll be fine in a few days.

Cora the best and also saddest and also also highest puppy in the world wearing the cone of shame

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Cora’s first time with the emergency vet. She’s a real trooper and all the doctors and techs and staff just love her.

Picture of Cora lying on a hard floor in an exam room.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

what GlF pops up when you type in your name?

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Mary Berry's 'You Tart' Meme

Alt: Mary Berry's 'You Tart' Meme

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My predecessor loved inventing busy work. In two months I’ve eliminated two entire systems and deleted two dozen git repositories.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We have loved Cora since the first day she came home.

King of Spring Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Before and after!

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.