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King of Spooky Tarts

@kingtart.bsky.social
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Down with the monarchy Up with really big tarts Hella queer and 19+. He/him/his Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social

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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 4h
Randomly thought about that time we went to Saltspring Island Pride many years ago and we were told, by some straights, that we weren’t being gay enough. “Sorry I’m not fucking my husband for your amusement, but we’re queers not circus animals” was my response.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes it was!
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s a favourite!
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yesterday’s dessert. Yummy dark chocolate pot de creme.
A ramekin with a dark chocolate pot de creme, whipped cream, chocolate drizzle, and a mint leaf
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No, lots of us celebrate on Sunday so we can have a day off. It’s been great doing nothing today. 🙂
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hell yes
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh my goodness that looks incredible.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Could always have one more!
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cooking for friends is my love language.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bread, stuffing, and pot de creme done. Taking a break now.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This lazybones hasn’t helped with any cooking at all today.
Photo of Cora the dog cuddled up with a blanket, fast asleep. Even the blaster sounds in Star Wars aren’t waking her.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So damn cute!
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thanks. Cooking is one of my favourite things!
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy thanksgiving, Canada! Tonight’s menu will be focaccia, salad, roast chicken, stuffing, gravy, mashed potatoes, Brussels sprouts, and pot de creme for dessert.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Green Goblin Says 'Hello, My Dear!'
Alt: Green Goblin Says 'Hello, My Dear!'
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I loved it as a kid, it just couldn’t get in to it today. It’s very slow compared to Spaceballs or High Anxiety.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oof. That did not hold up well. Moving on to
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Magneto in X-Men: Erik Lehnsherr's Power
Alt: Magneto in X-Men: Erik Lehnsherr plays with his big metal balls.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tonight’s viewing
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Robin Hood Men In Tights: Witty Gaze
Alt: Robin Hood Men In Tights
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would follow
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wanna find out?
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh. Oh no. I’m so sad now.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It looks like a good time tbh.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s good for jessielovesmanatees to learn new things.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s one of my favourite sick day movies.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i said i liked it. i didn’t say it was good. post yours!
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looks really good!
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If your husband is from the gay region of France, yes. Otherwise it’s just sparkling faggotry.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yaml? More like yuckml amiright?
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No. It’s a lovely kindness.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We cute.
A selfie photograph featuring me, the king of tarts and Cora the best puppy gleefully ignoring the camera.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Voqtober to this bonkers Klingon.
Screenshot from Star Trek: Discovery showing Voq in a wacky red outfit.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you for the link. I just booked my appointment!
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something tells me that Christina Ricci is a hell of a parent. I love seeing parents who teach their children right from wrong, and to stand up for what's right.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ever wonder if you’ve seen too much Star Trek? bsky.app/profile/king...
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was DS9. TNG leads directly in to DS9 in season 5 I think.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh those are excellent choices.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally watching GBBO season 17. Loving these goobers.
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Nigella Lawson's Mmm Food Porn
ALT: Nigella Lawson's Mmm Food Porn
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a transformation scene in Disney's The Black Hole (1979) that gave me nightmares.
Poster for the movie The Black Hole (1979). It features a spaceship orbiting a planet in front of a large black hole.
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WereBrawl🦊 @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The opening scene of Monster Squad. I used to hide behind the couch. It was just very loud and a lot going on and... Yeah.
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The Monster Squad Opening (1987)
YouTube video by I Love Movies
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Blocktober!
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The Simpsons: Car Tetris
ALT: The Simpsons: Car Tetris
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy fucking hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCDw...
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Liza Minnelli’s Breathtaking “Maybe This Time” Performance (1972) | The Dick Cavett Show
YouTube video by The Dick Cavett Show
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welcome to Canada!
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Clocktober to @brandonyan.com and only him. The watch repair is so cool.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What if spending money on hobbies is your hobby?
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would like to go to there. For research purposes only you degenerates (complimentary).
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy flocktober to all who celebrate.
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The Birds Movie Scene: Children Fleeing School
ALT: The Birds Movie Scene: Children Fleeing School
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have played exactly one MtG game ever. I had no idea what I was doing, borrowed someone else’s cards. It was absolute chaos. I won.
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh you did it that good?
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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It can be two things!
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