Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Lmao remember the New Jersey Drones Where did they go? why were so many of them Star Wars 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 08/03/2025On this day in 1437, women were invented. Praise Jesus 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Most of the problems we traditionally associate with AI take over could be dealt with real easy if we just make computers think we are cute and kind of dumb like a big fat baby 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Arguing with Redditors about how fascism is portrayed in Elden Ring. Pray for me 010
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Me driving a car: I don't like this, this doesn't feel safe 010
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Probably too early in the morning for this level of grime but what a great song youtu.be/FQw0HeSbJ5A?...youtu.beBeat Goes RoundYouTube video by Drum Dad & Bass Boy - Topic 010
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025One thing about me is that I am also of South African descent but my Grandpa was murdered by the Apartheid government for feeding info to the ANC. It's almost like if you're a good person you'll do the right thing regardless of your circumstances 031
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Hot new family member just dropped: Gruncle, a combination of grandpa and uncle for use upon your Dad's elderly brother 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Yes, Elon is from a historically racist region and did fascist karate in front of everyone *and* has grown a small moustache but let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just shaved wrong 020
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025The phrase "High on the hog" originates from the time before chairs were invented and everyone used to sit upon large hogs 020
Reposted by Kingsroc 🍉muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i can't remember who did it and i think they deleted it or their account but one of the things i've laughed hardest at in my life was a tweet that was just: "[alanis voice] i'm full but i'm eating" 161340114
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Elon didn't say *Heil* Hitler. He said *Hi* Hitler. He saw his friend Hitler in the crowd 011
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 15/01/2025US Government: We are banning tik tok to protect you from China US Citizens, joining an even more Chinese app: 吸我的屁股 120
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Did the famous movie chimps of the 90's get to keep any of their money? Like, they for sure would have spent it on bananas but that is their right it was their money 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 15/01/2025When will politicians address the issues that matter to me? Enormous, wild hogs are eating my crops 110
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Pride cometh before a fall. Pride you have concerning sexual interests my guy 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Having magnets strapped to my brain so I don't kill myself. Have we come to a consensus on how they work yet 030
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Watching hella interior design videos has me feeling some type of way. I don't want enough money to be rich, I just want enough money to express my taste and style in my environment 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2024There should really be a health food store called "Big Naturals" 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/12/2024You can tell the economy is bad because hardly anyone is busting it down, sexual style 020
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/12/2024How do you know my fanny pack isn't full of girl's phone numbers 020
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/12/2024AI generated stories on Tik Tok: My golden child brother killed my dog and cut my dick off. Years later I showed him by becoming Mayor of the bank and foreclosing on his home The people that watch them: Typical family stuff, so relatable 010
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Have to do a bunch of chainsaw stuff today and I do not want to do it. Chainsaws are scary and if anyone tells you otherwise they are a liar or a fool 020
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Someone should make a website called "Website". Website dot com. Not me though, I am very busy 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 22/12/2024[RFK Junior meeting children with leukemia] Have you tried simply punching the disease 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Trying to play Warcraft 3 for free. Forgot what blizzard was like lmao 010
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Pretty wild that this year had so many facts and not one of them was fun 100
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Just an interesting fact. Back before the Fire service was nationalised you had to buy "Fire Insurance" and if you didn't the firemen came and burned your house down 000
Reposted by Kingsroc 🍉Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 26/12/2023the healthiest thing you can do is lie down. having a job or a social life is very bad for you. that's why hospitals are filled with beds. you heal while you're lying down. 14854170
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Diamonds are a girl's best friend really undersells the horror of women needing gold and jewels as an emergency fund in case their husband died/ abandoned them 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 21/12/2024[Sacrifices a sheep to the gods] The Gods: lol umm, thank you? What was this for again 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 21/12/2024[Elon Musk, desperate for friends, looks around the room and sees a group of heavily tattooed neo-nazis] Elon: They seem nice 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 21/12/2024"Me Ass-Well" - A British man announcing his good result from the proctologist 100
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Did they ever find those kids from the milk or was the point of that just to make breakfast terrifying for children 010
Reposted by Kingsroc 🍉Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The next four years will either completely destroy the myth of “we need a businessman to run the country the way a CEO would” or will lead to us all toiling in underground salt mines for the Pervert King of Tulsa 2055966
Reposted by Kingsroc 🍉More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 20/12/2024BREAKING: The Teamsters are dramatically escalating their strike and taking it to Amazon’s largest NYC warehouse. Beginning at midnight tonight they will picket the massive facility with 5,500 workers. JFK8 on Staten Island is the first unionized Amazon warehouse. 7455191327
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 20/12/2024There was an ugly lemon at the grocery store so I bought it because I felt bad for it and at checkout I was like "I like this ugly lemon" and the cashier got very uncomfortable for some reason 110
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Me, in the grocery store, sobbing violently: eleven dollars for batteries Everyone else in the grocery store, also crying: why do you need batteries 000
Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Deck the Halls. Slap the floors. Beat the shit out of the foyer 000
Reposted by Kingsroc 🍉Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 20/12/2024While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect 927220
