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KingSlammen

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The dumbest MGS fan you'll ever meet Dead or Alive Extreme Top 3 speedrunner. PFP by @teoft.bsky.social

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TEOFT @teoft.bsky.social · 1h
#SpookyQueue
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KingSlammen @kingslammen.bsky.social · 7h
Shame the pc port is still not where it should be ah well
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10h
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, Mario never criticizes the player for underperforming and tries to be understanding and supportive. According to Charles Martinet, that was his initiative, as he felt being negative would go against the core principles of Mario's character.
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, even if the player does badly or underperforms compared to previous attempts, Mario will try to be understanding instead of critical:
Uh-oh, that wasn't quite as fast as the last time.
Hmm, are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now... if I had any. (laughs)
Charles Martinet, speaking at TooManyGames Convention 2021:
I got this marvelous opportunity to do Mario Teaches Typing. And when I got the script and I'm in the studio - I'm reading the script for the first time, there were things like "You failed!"
"That wasn't very good." "That was much worse... that was bad."
And I was reading that and I said, "Do you mind if I just, like, play with these words a little bit and just change them around?" because, you know, I never say "no" and I never say anything negative as Mario... and the producer graciously said "Sure, go for it!"
And so it became "Oh, that was good, but I know you can do even better!" "Oh, nice one but let's try again!" so it was always uplifting and always trying to be positive. And I think that that is the essence of the character to me - it's that love and that joy.
Source: transcript of speech found at youtube.com/watch?v=k9RywNQXCUM
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KingSlammen @kingslammen.bsky.social · 9h
Look at my boy
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 15h
Sunny's Rescue
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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paradox @cha0sparadox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
for what is a man? what has he got?
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Jack Garland Stranger Of Paradise
ALT: Jack Garland Stranger Of Paradise
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pete Browngardt, creator of ‘Uncle Grandpa’ and ‘Looney Tunes Cartoons’, reposts the infamous image of Uncle Grandpa sticking a gun in his mouth following the news of the closing of Skydance Corporation.
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KingSlammen @kingslammen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so glad I bought my 18tb when I did it was like 180?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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KingSlammen @kingslammen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Overall a good article but I'm gonna disagree with "There really isn't that much of a moral difference between generating AI slop yourself, or letting it pass under your nose without caring for its quality (and paying for it!)" In the article itself they mention the partner said no genai was used
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SeverLink - Wishlist NOW! @severlink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
UPDATE 0.5.2.1 Thanks to your feedback, we've made quite a few changes and fixes to the playable build, which you can check out now! Go play 👉 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/c... And if you like what you see - consider backing the game! #indiegame #gamedev #y2k #lowpoly
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KingSlammen @kingslammen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"In writing this, I’ve also found that Faabi has abandoned SF4Enhanced entirely, stating that they “don’t have the time to deliver what this community deserves”, and also seemingly finding no irony in admitting they “had barely written any C++ before.”" This is why these AI projects are shit
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never in my life have I ever been more thankful for an emergency alert system interruption than just now when we were watching this episode of family double dare
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Rock Paper Shotgun @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Claims that genAI speeds up PC ports of classic games are either "false" or missing the point, says Banjo Kazooie: Recompiled developer bit.ly/3TBcVxm
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Claims that genAI speeds up PC ports of classic games are either "false" or missing the point, says Banjo Kazooie: Recompiled developer
A Banjo Kazooie: Recompiled developer has spoken out against the idea that generative AI allows for faster PC ports and, therefore, better preservation.
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KINDAFREE | IRI @denofsin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@patstaresat.bsky.social fucking died on stream imagining this so i had to
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KingSlammen @kingslammen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
playback while uneqipped? LFG!
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クノヲ @kunowo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
和🤖
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
wonderful reminder of the funniest dynamic of the mayoral race, where sliwa clearly liked mamdani and was delighted to see him humiliate cuomo also, more politicians should do this! get your flu shots!
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Evangelion: Δ Cross Reflections", an upcoming VR/XR game by Pixelity Inc (2027)
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Mano Lon @manolon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People are always talking about Gen 1 Pikachu but nobody remembers the real champ 😔 #pokemon #meowth
Digital colored doodle recreating Meowth's sprite from Pokémon Green next to the actual sprite (for comparison).

#pokémon #fanart
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KingSlammen @kingslammen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bro I'm cackling Dude thinks you need a vpn??
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
deathgenerator.com#mgs
Solid Snake asking Colonel Campbell "Dick? You mean like, penis?"
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Rosaluna234 @rosaluna234.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My heart 🥰🥰🥰🥰 the fact the guns are controllers for the game is insane XD, but thankkkk youuu 💋💋 @kingslammen.bsky.social #finalfantasyX-2
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⚡Xe⚡ @xeznaff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The previously announced changes to the FFXI Free Trial are now live! As of today, September 30, the 14-day time limit has been removed, and the character level cap has been raised from Level 50 to Level 75. Previously expired trial accounts can be used again too! www.xeznaff.com/post/final-f...
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Final Fantasy XI Free Trial Now Has No Time Limit and a Level 75 Cap
The previously announced changes to the Final Fantasy XI Free Trial are now live! As of today, September 30, the 14-day time limit has been removed, and the character level cap has been raised from Le...
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DTEE @dtee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what is wrong with him
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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Stuart Kay Reilly @stuartkreilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For all my fellow sIop haters out there! There's a Chrome/Firefox extension you guys can download an extension called "Al Warning For Steam" that will warn you on your browser if you're about to click on a sIop game before even clicking on it. No more awkward moments Stay safe and FUCK THE MACHINE
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groove @wefeelgroove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers don't work on him :(
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KingSlammen @kingslammen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is amazing ooc
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
You're right, i think they deserve the full thing again bc I've been obsessed with it. Feast, my chudlings.
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The other night my dad wanted to show me a funny thing he found on Amazon and walked out, then came back in the room with a hoodie and some random man’s face on and I nearly shit my pants I thought we had an intruder
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 28/09/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Dragonball fansub credits)

NO Thanks to: Miami Mike - I remeber what you did to me at DragonCon
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 25/09/2026
Through the Looking Glass
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4 million trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC mayor. Mamdani just made them pay $131.5 million in wage theft settlements to 264,000 delivery workers. This is why they fear working class solidarity. It comes with accountability.
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SteamDeckHQ @steamdeckhq.com · 25/09/2026
A new theme for the #SteamDeck may allow us to turn our interface into one that looks and feels like the PS Vita:
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We May Soon Be Able To Turn Our Steam Deck Into A PS Vita - Steam Deck HQ
A new theme for the Steam Deck may allow us to turn our interface into one that looks and feels like the PS Vita.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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