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kineticturtle

@kineticturtle.bsky.social
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Musician, theater tech, Pokémon Professor, dad. 🐢💨

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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hideous design. The pure distilled essence of Mascot for Product without anything that could give it life. It's like Minions for people who bought a Juicero
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The “snare drum” is so named because of its place in the “trap kit” along with the “deadfall drum”, “net drum”, and “pit drum”.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Many people incorrectly call the bass drum “the kick drum” because they believe the drum is played by striking it with the foot. In fact the drum is hit by a beater attached to a pedal, but because this complex mechanism is obscured behind the drum, everyone assumes that the drummer simply kicks it.
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andrea shea @whattheshea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🪦💰🏥📜
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
me
cropped screenshot from quoted post showing angry Wiggler from Super Mario World with text “The boredom has been replaced with anger.”
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“It only gets better if we make it better” - I wrote and recorded this song 3 years ago today, as a daily. Still true. youtu.be/M4W89Tbbyh8?...
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stand your ground - july 2023 daily song #4
YouTube video by kineticturtle
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Term O’Nator
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.
SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.

We're right next to Ireland's biggest Art College, lads. It's not a good look.

WE UNDERSTAND BANDS CAN BE SKINT BUT RELYING ON SOME EARTH KILLING APP FROM SOME PAEDO ISLAND BILLIONAIRE IS NOT THE WAY. WE GOT BY WITHOUT IT AND WE'LL GET BY AGAIN.

IF YOU'RE STUCK WE'LL HELP. (YES IT HAS BEEN USED HERE BEFORE BUT CONSIDER THIS THE START OF THE END OF IT.)

THANKS, HUMANS.
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Young Chuck & the Legally Distinct Confectionery
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ohhh this took me back. Lovely version of a classic west coast chiptune jam.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
A lot of electronic musicians go on about “LFOs”, but what they don’t say is that most of these “low frequency oscillators” fall outside the range of human hearing. We literally cant hear them! I guess it’s just another pretentious woo woo ritual to try to make their music appear more interesting! 🙄
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
People love historical what if scenarios. What if JFK was never assassinated? What if the Nazis won in WW2? A scenario I never see discussed is what if the aids crisis didnt decimate the gay men of America in the 80s-90s? Its easy to forget 1 in 15 gay boomer men died. An estimated 300,000 deaths-
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Incredibly honored that @meerenai.bandcamp.com continues to play my bleeps and bloops.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We’re seeing increasing reports of what get sanitized as “home music studios” but are in fact illicit, non-authorized recording facilities that operate with little or no oversight with regard to safety procedures, LUFS standards or required pre-recording documentation and approvals.
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Is anyone else getting multiple different podcast ads for Cornhole?
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Lewis Patzner @lewispatzner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Doxy by Sonny Rollins. NO WAR WITH IRAN! #cello #jazz #jazzcello #nowarwithiran #antiwar
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Maybe technology has failed and embarrassed humans enough times now that we can put it on the shelf to focus on other more promising forms of progress.
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
misheard @miawong.bsky.social as saying “John Mayer Keynes” the economy is a wonderland
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A sequel to “To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar” but it’s called “2 Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar”
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Listen. Depeche Mode means “hurry up, fashion” in French. Can you think of any other artist whose name means the same thing? That’s right. Taylor Swift. Seems like a pretty funny coincidence but start connecting the dots, I don’t think that’s what we’re looking at.
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Magic: The Gathering Universes Beyond was just a hit list the whole time. Who’s next? Donatello? Rick Grimes??
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
this is a really important distinction in how we talk about what’s happening to trans people in the US right now (from the organization named after the guy who coined the term ‘genocide’)
“ Genocide against trans people takes on patterns that set it apart from the mass murder genocides that people commonly associate with the crime, such as the Holocaust. Currently, the genocide against trans people follows a pattern - denial of identity (pattern #9 in the Lemkin Institute's Ten Patterns
of Genocide) - that makes it more familiar to the colonial genocides against
indigenous populations,
including
the residential/boarding
school systems in North America and Australia, where indigenous children were "allowed" to go on living if they gave up their identities, including their languages. Denial of identity involves two main steps: preventing people from openly expressing an identity and destroying institutions that reproduce the identity.”
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
By mining the Strait if Hormuz you confirm that you are not Iran, you are in no way affiliated to Iran, you are not mining this strait on behalf of Iran or an associate of Iran. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this Strait will not make its way into being mined by Iran.
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AK Press @akpress.org · 13/02/2026
🔥 GIVEAWAY 🔥 Win 1 of 3 copies of 𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦: 𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘔𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘰𝘫𝘢𝘷𝘢 by @jamesstout.bsky.social! To enter, follow AK Press and share this post. Shipping to US only, but we'll send an e-book if you're elsewhere. We'll announce winners here on 2/19.
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
moonfupper sunflower
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Doctor Popular @docpop.pixelfed.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2026
"Fuck ICE" and "Chinga La Migra" posters spotted on Mission and Valencia. Artist unknown. #SFGraffiti #Graffiti #ICE #WheatPasteArt
Four posters showing a drawing of a brown frog in a blue shirt. The frog has a whistle around his neck and "DTMP" on his shirt. Text on some of the posters says "Fuck ICE". Text on the other posters says "Chinga La Migra".
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Lewis Patzner @lewispatzner.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The No War Blues. NO WAR WITH VENEZUELA! #cello #antiwar #NoWarWithVenezuela #blues
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Smugpire - ATOMIC LANCE @smugpire.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
GUYS IM FROM 2026 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. I HAVE TO WARN YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE. THE YEARS BEYOND WILL BE AWFUL IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Singmon & Gargrinkle
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
we have to go back. to warn them.
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 22/11/2025
I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I am at my ultralight nerdiest when it comes to audio gear, because I have to carry that shit everywhere. I normally seal my stuff up with gasket maker, and have a decent set up, but is anyone aware of light weight and robust alternatives to the zoom h6? Or XLR cables that wont die in dust / sand?
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
⚠️this is a checkpoint ⚠️please look at this cat climbing a tree and then stop scrolling. put your phone away and contemplate the tree cat
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Excavate Card Bot @cards.excavate.top · 18/10/2025
Pyramid Turtle
Pyramid Turtle

EARTH / Zombie / Effect • Level 4 • ATK: 1200 / DEF: 1400

When this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the GY: You can Special Summon 1 Zombie monster with 2000 or less DEF from your Deck.
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Panospria @panospria.com · 12/10/2025
‘Instruction’ by George Brecht, 1963 #radio #sound #fluxus
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
godot is short for god overtime
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
if anybody is looking for a political drag performance name in these trying times, you can have this one: 🔥 ✨ Heat Pegseth ✨ 🔥
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Batter @batterclone.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Happy Quickman Day and bisexual month!! :] #megaman
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
everything is so stupid right now
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It is so unhinged that ICE murdered a man 3 days ago and nobody outside Chicago is talking about it Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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AxisPHX @lazosferns.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Occam’s Hot Glue Gun
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