Reposted by kineticturtle🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hideous design. The pure distilled essence of Mascot for Product without anything that could give it life. It's like Minions for people who bought a Juicero 4143
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The “snare drum” is so named because of its place in the “trap kit” along with the “deadfall drum”, “net drum”, and “pit drum”. 020
Reposted by kineticturtleStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Many people incorrectly call the bass drum “the kick drum” because they believe the drum is played by striking it with the foot. In fact the drum is hit by a beater attached to a pedal, but because this complex mechanism is obscured behind the drum, everyone assumes that the drummer simply kicks it. 7331
Reposted by kineticturtleandrea shea @whattheshea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 4337257
Reposted by kineticturtledave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160223697
Reposted by kineticturtleJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/20261996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone 2244391180
Reposted by kineticturtleHearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜 5447851082
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026“It only gets better if we make it better” - I wrote and recorded this song 3 years ago today, as a daily. Still true. youtu.be/M4W89Tbbyh8?...youtu.bestand your ground - july 2023 daily song #4YouTube video by kineticturtle 100
Reposted by kineticturtleMisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate. 491563223
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Young Chuck & the Legally Distinct Confectionery 010
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Ohhh this took me back. Lovely version of a classic west coast chiptune jam. 031
Reposted by kineticturtleStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026A lot of electronic musicians go on about “LFOs”, but what they don’t say is that most of these “low frequency oscillators” fall outside the range of human hearing. We literally cant hear them! I guess it’s just another pretentious woo woo ritual to try to make their music appear more interesting! 🙄 4291
Reposted by kineticturtleKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 06/06/2026People love historical what if scenarios. What if JFK was never assassinated? What if the Nazis won in WW2? A scenario I never see discussed is what if the aids crisis didnt decimate the gay men of America in the 80s-90s? Its easy to forget 1 in 15 gay boomer men died. An estimated 300,000 deaths- 7254671625
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Incredibly honored that @meerenai.bandcamp.com continues to play my bleeps and bloops. 120
Reposted by kineticturtleStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 13/05/2026We’re seeing increasing reports of what get sanitized as “home music studios” but are in fact illicit, non-authorized recording facilities that operate with little or no oversight with regard to safety procedures, LUFS standards or required pre-recording documentation and approvals. 4393
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Is anyone else getting multiple different podcast ads for Cornhole? 000
Reposted by kineticturtleLewis Patzner @lewispatzner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Doxy by Sonny Rollins. NO WAR WITH IRAN! #cello #jazz #jazzcello #nowarwithiran #antiwar 042
Reposted by kineticturtleStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Maybe technology has failed and embarrassed humans enough times now that we can put it on the shelf to focus on other more promising forms of progress. 2206
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026misheard @miawong.bsky.social as saying “John Mayer Keynes” the economy is a wonderland 000
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026A sequel to “To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar” but it’s called “2 Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar” 000
Reposted by kineticturtleStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Listen. Depeche Mode means “hurry up, fashion” in French. Can you think of any other artist whose name means the same thing? That’s right. Taylor Swift. Seems like a pretty funny coincidence but start connecting the dots, I don’t think that’s what we’re looking at. 49520
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Magic: The Gathering Universes Beyond was just a hit list the whole time. Who’s next? Donatello? Rick Grimes?? 000
Reposted by kineticturtleThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026this is a really important distinction in how we talk about what’s happening to trans people in the US right now (from the organization named after the guy who coined the term ‘genocide’) 121988
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026By mining the Strait if Hormuz you confirm that you are not Iran, you are in no way affiliated to Iran, you are not mining this strait on behalf of Iran or an associate of Iran. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this Strait will not make its way into being mined by Iran. 021
Reposted by kineticturtleAK Press @akpress.org · 13/02/2026🔥 GIVEAWAY 🔥 Win 1 of 3 copies of 𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦: 𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘔𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘰𝘫𝘢𝘷𝘢 by @jamesstout.bsky.social! To enter, follow AK Press and share this post. Shipping to US only, but we'll send an e-book if you're elsewhere. We'll announce winners here on 2/19. 5115125
Reposted by kineticturtleDoctor Popular @docpop.pixelfed.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2026"Fuck ICE" and "Chinga La Migra" posters spotted on Mission and Valencia. Artist unknown. #SFGraffiti #Graffiti #ICE #WheatPasteArt 094
Reposted by kineticturtleLewis Patzner @lewispatzner.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The No War Blues. NO WAR WITH VENEZUELA! #cello #antiwar #NoWarWithVenezuela #blues 094
Reposted by kineticturtleSmugpire - ATOMIC LANCE @smugpire.bsky.social · 31/12/2025GUYS IM FROM 2026 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. I HAVE TO WARN YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE. THE YEARS BEYOND WILL BE AWFUL IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft! 702906547
Reposted by kineticturtlemolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/11/2025we have to go back. to warn them. 270124391571
Reposted by kineticturtleAmy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 22/11/2025I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again 522284244
Reposted by kineticturtleJames Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I am at my ultralight nerdiest when it comes to audio gear, because I have to carry that shit everywhere. I normally seal my stuff up with gasket maker, and have a decent set up, but is anyone aware of light weight and robust alternatives to the zoom h6? Or XLR cables that wont die in dust / sand? 6479
Reposted by kineticturtleThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 09/11/2025⚠️this is a checkpoint ⚠️please look at this cat climbing a tree and then stop scrolling. put your phone away and contemplate the tree cat 2256
Reposted by kineticturtlePanospria @panospria.com · 12/10/2025‘Instruction’ by George Brecht, 1963 #radio #sound #fluxus 0285
Reposted by kineticturtle👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 10/10/2025godot is short for god overtime 4243
kineticturtle @kineticturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2025if anybody is looking for a political drag performance name in these trying times, you can have this one: 🔥 ✨ Heat Pegseth ✨ 🔥 030
Reposted by kineticturtleBatter @batterclone.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Happy Quickman Day and bisexual month!! :] #megaman 05127
Reposted by kineticturtle👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 18/09/2025everything is so stupid right now 1484
Reposted by kineticturtleICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 16/09/2025It is so unhinged that ICE murdered a man 3 days ago and nobody outside Chicago is talking about it Moreover, ICE must be destroyed 10856212