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Kimtrails

@kimtrails.bsky.social
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
"tits or ass?" bro, her vendettas
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Borderlands-ass plants
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Balatro in the parking lot!
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modified banana @z-axis.gay · 25/04/2025
homie...🖤...bro...😩😵‍💫
Picture of a soda package that has "homie 🖤 bro" on it
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This dog has the goofiest smile
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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 28/03/2025
i don't understand lesbian masturbation how do you lift your own chin with a sword!?!
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Only the hottest girls can get away with confusing Pearl Jam and Blue Oyster Cult
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Dreamt last night that I woke up and part of my finger was missing, past the knuckle. I started to become aware I was dreaming and tried to wake myself up. Woke again and it was still gone. I start looking for it and find it in the trash. I then *actually* woke up all the way, finger intact. Wtf lol
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bravest person I know is my gf, who patiently explained binary math to me last night while I was 3 vodkas deep on an empty stomach
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
When I'm not getting enough attention I launch Balatro and turn to my gf and tell her this is her fault
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Intentionally farting as loud as I can to wake my fiancée up
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
What if they made another fb biopic and let Connor O'Malley shine
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
2025 is off to a great start
Foot owie
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
ok SO there's this thing called home decor and me & my girl well...we've gone pro
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I've gotten to see hummingbirds "dive-bombing" as part of their courtship display twice this week and honestly, it works. I'm in love
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Who's to say
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
my fiancee just told our dogs santa paws isn't real. what the actual fuck
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
sorry if my big naturals distract you during sex you can just push em out of the way
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
What they don't tell you about living in AZ is it's just too hot to play video games during the summer
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
my dumb ex-wife took too many off brand viagras and died
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modified banana @z-axis.gay · 11/12/2024
frankly, i thought the shooter would be hotter 💁‍♀️
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matt 🏳️‍🌈🦎 @pastaluminated.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
if anyone needs anything i’m busy holding space for the lyrics of flight b741
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
between 6-8 times a day I listen to Phantom Island in hopes it just like, rips me off my ass and motivates me to do literally anything I need to do and it works like once a day. Which isn't a disparagement to the song I'm just so lazy
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I can't believe I've been listening to Sarah McLachlan's "Surfacing" for over 27 years. An album I first heard when I was 8. At least once a year I end up in a mood to listen to it
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jordan @jdan.me · 04/12/2024
According to Spotify Wrapped I’m the top listener this year. Of all music. Most handsome too
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Love being an ex of things. Ex-smoker, ex-poly, ex-wife, ex- electroswing enjoyer. Life really is about letting the cringe transform you and moving on
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 30/11/2024
i never really cared for boba fett as a character, but now i've seen "The Mandalorian" and really appreciate how he used to have silver armour but changed it to green as a tribute to when he raised yoda as a baby. like he might have turned evil but he still remembers...
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
POV: you're my fiancée who mentioned one of my three activation phrases (merits of AI, definition of art, or Monty hall problem)
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
they should have made the spiderman parade balloon regular human sized but flown it twice as high
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Kimtrails @kimtrails.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Flying Microtonal Bear
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 22/11/2024
coffee: - expensive - too hot - wait a long time for clerk to cook it for you - beans gathered by slaves - not allowed to make at home soda: - affordable - refreshing temperature - open and drink instantly - no beans involved - can enjoy at home or on the go winner: soda
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