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Often mistaken for Beyoncé

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Minnesota 50501 @mn50501.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re raising money to help volunteers across the country document ICE flights. This helps with accountability, advancing policy, and demostrates to detainees, and their loved ones, that they’re worthy of being counted, and are cared for by their community. Please help: ottergoose.net/ice
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bucket list ideas please. I’d love for you to be serious but a shan’t hold my breath
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Roland Schitt: Somebody Has To Inspire These People
Alt: Roland Schitt: Somebody Has To Inspire These People
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Its Very Satisfying To See Brad Mondo
Alt: Its Very Satisfying To See Brad Mondo
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just randomly remembered one of my favourite conversations from twitter. Good times. Me: I think xxxx is disgusting Them: Source??? Me:
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Is You Okay?! Meme Reaction
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this
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Maude @maude17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a librarian I can confirm. No one knew in the late 1990s. Anything really. Like the apes at the beginning of 2001. Just morons with sticks and then came THE INTERNET.
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Kris 🐈‍⬛💖🐇 @weedeerling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where I do my posting from
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Rachel, Skymoo Queen @undefinedrachel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where I do my posting from
Lieutenant Green siting at his computer on Cloudbase in Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons.
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where I do my posting from
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Elmo Pooping
Alt: Elmo Pooping
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dropped the sprog at 6th form and I saw every single one of these mfers #fashion #MakeItStop #IsIt1999
Backstreet Boys looking kinda creepyJustin Mother Fuckin Timberlake with spiked hair with FROSTED TIPS!! FROSTED FRIKKIN TIPS LADS!!!TLC wearing ill fitting, yet matching outfits
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Tealin @twirlynoodle.com · 03/09/2026
Britain's crush on the US has also changed more than any immigrant group. Whenever I see Britain being less British it's generally become more American, not more Ghanaian or Polish or Chinese or whatever.
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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 24/08/2026
🙃 🙃 🙃 See how much you're paying for pollution... 👀👇 goodlaw.social/4rcc
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Marina Purkiss, "188 articles on this man, Jason Arday, who was not a public figure, over 9 days" "It was a blood sport for The Telegraph, The Times, The Spectator" "They have blood on their hands for this man"
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the media killed this man.
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don’t think there’s ever been a clearer example of the British media bullying someone, who was so clearly vulnerable, to death so shamelessly in my lifetime for engagement and clicks And now we’ll have to watch the people that did it claim they’re shocked, and horrified Revolting
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Um, I don’t know what to say. I hate this fucking country, the media, the politicians , the morons. It’s overwhelming. But then I think about how so many people are just like me, feeling like this. We’re better than this. Don’t let them get you down. Solidarity x
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jason Arday is dead. The UK media won’t learn a thing from this. Because they’re racist bastards. He has two children.
PROF GONE Jason Arday 'found dead after being found unresponsive at home' following Cambridge plagiarism scandal
Bruno Brown, Reporter


Published: 20:04, 14 Aug 2026 | Updated: 20:14, 14 Aug 2026

picture: Jason Arday a black man with long hair
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Might text them back and warn them about fossil fuels.
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just leaving this here… www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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Stewart Lee: We’re banning disposable barbecues, but we’re still drilling for oil? We really are cooked
Unfortunately, the climate crisis requires concerted, difficult opposition to Trump and the fossil fuel industry, not just restrictions on tinfoil grills
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026
For sale, disposable bbq, never used.
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 14/08/2026
Guess I picked the wrong day to invest in disposable barbecues
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Cool cool cool cool cool #heatwave #goodtimes
Screen shot of text message sent to me this morning. Text reads Good morning,
My name is xxxxx and I'm your xxxxxx Delivery Driver. Sadly due to today's heat wave our fridges cannot keep up with the weather. We will not be able to deliver any chilled or frozen items.
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Name your first celeb crush
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Wham! George Michael & Andrew Ridgeley Iconic Image
Alt: Wham! George Michael & Andrew Ridgeley Iconic Image
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think what’s most important on exam results day is to talk about yourself to imaginary teenagers who don’t use this website.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
colanders across the country are sharing incredible tales of parks and streets and high-rise locations with baking trays, pans, and dishes, all gathered round in a circle in their cupboard
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Been France innit 🇫🇷
Its me, feeding my pet dragon! (A back lit screen with shadow figures)The French, having a nOrmAL one. Poster on the back of a toilet cubicle door showing graphic scenes of literal turds
Text reads (translated) 

OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUÉ FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF WILD CREATIVITY

We are delighted to welcome a host of talented artists to our restrooms! Their spontaneous works are breathtaking, though please note that they are fleeting...

NATIONAL RESTROOM GALLERY: FOUR BOLD PERSPECTIVES

Work: 'The Inner Spiral'

Work: 'Paths of Filth'

Thanks for respecting me!

...with every cleaning. I can't help myself!

Work: 'The Mural Scream'

Work: 'Earthly Outpouring'

PLEASE CONTINUE TO RESPECT EVERYONE'S COMFORT (and perhaps limit your art to galleries?)Just a wine cave in a supermarket as you do No lettuce for poor @kimbers, it’s too fucking hot for that kind of thing!

A photo of a supermarket shelf with a sign that reads (translated) 

HIGH TEMPERATURES
ARE CURRENTLY AFFECTING
THE AVAILABILITY OF
LETTUCE
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE
INCONVENIENCE
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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm just a boy standing in front of a boy standing in front of a girl standing in front of a man. I'm in a queue, basically
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Cara (haunting you) 💀🐦‍⬛ @geekpie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
after they come for me they’re going to come for you - literally every warning from history and they’re playing this hand so clearly but here we are
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Throwing this out to my #blacksky friends
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm not qualified to judge whether such people are psychopaths. All I can say is that they behave as if they are. From today's Telegraph.
Column by Allister Heath

Britain can’t stop climate change. Scrap net zero and embrace Mediterranean life

We’ve lost the war against global warming so let’s learn to handle hotter weather
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
RIP to a real one 🪦 Smallie 2019-2026
My beautiful guinea pig Smallie, wearing a fetching witches hat, frolicking amongst the pumpkins My guinea pigs, Smallie and Nibbles, when they were much younger Smallie just chillin Christmas Smallie
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Noice www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
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Anthony Fauci invokes fifth amendment right not to answer questions in Senate hearing on Covid-19 – live
Medical adviser says he invokes right to refrain from answering questions, accusing Rand Paul of having ‘obvious obsession’ with him
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Good morning!
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I Hate Everything
Alt: I Hate Everything
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“Me don’t mean to brag, but today me got a shag”
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This seems…bad?
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My blocking strategy on social media
A ‘No Furries’ sign. It’s not the furries that bother me, it’s the shitty ‘art’ - as well as the sheer volume of it in my feed. Also, the images are usually of a ‘thexual’ nature and I’m way too much of a prude to be able to deal with that. Tone it down lads
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just been on LinkedIn
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Stewie Griffin Lost It (Family Guy)
Alt: Stewie Griffin Lost It (Family Guy)he traumatised
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Okay, I’ll bite…what is ‘football’?
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Friends say she’s resorted to watching North and South whilst eating Korma
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Castiel: It's My Happy Place
Alt: Castiel: It's My Happy Place
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 16/07/2026
Well, there's always a little more joy one can squeeze out of life's few moments of rapture. You just have to commit to the admin.
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USA TODAY @usatoday.com · 11/07/2026
Podcaster Bunnie Xo revealed how Jelly Roll reacted to a TMZ video of her kissing 24-year-old "Calabasas Confidential" star Dylan Wolf at his bar.
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Bunnie Xo on Jelly Roll's take to her kissing Dylan Wolf at his bar
Podcaster Bunnie Xo revealed how Jelly Roll reacted to a TMZ video of her kissing 24-year-old "Calabasas Confidential" star Dylan Wolf at his bar.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When I grew up, I wanted a fridge shop so I could call it this. Some kids want to be astronauts. Not me.
A shop called Sellfridges, surrounded by fridges.
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dr just stuck her finger up my hoop
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Nahdog
Alt: Nahdog. He look surprised
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
THIS is why I support the Good Law Project. (Well, this and many other reasons, but you get the point)
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⚡️Kimbers @kimbers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me, imagining the content of your pics, gifs and videos rn
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John Cena's Intense Frustrated Face
Alt: John Cena's Intense Frustrated Face. Okay, he’s straining
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