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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/06/2026
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...
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The True Source of Value
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Golden Egg factory inside the goose
What you see are the eggs
What produces them is the factory itself
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Increase = 71
It was the goose that created value
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/06/2026
Went and found the Jensen Huang Wallet Inspector video. Anything could happen now
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Biogenesis @biogenesis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Heroes of the Seven Islands - OUT NOW @heroes7islands.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I have been wanting to do that for YEARS, I finally drew it this morning. Here is my PATHETIC tribute to Might and Magic 6 cover by Larry Elmore @larryelmore.bsky.social ❤️ (Fan Art) #indiegames #illustration
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Biogenesis @biogenesis.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
a little preview of a few things in Queen's Domain 🐉⚔️
A promotional in engine render of Queen's Domain featuring a dragon and some weapons and skeletons in a forest
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Georg Rockall-Schmidt @grockallschmidt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I was thinking about depression. Don't feed starving people, feed the economy. Ignore the crises, feed the economy. Kick the can down the road to someone else, and produce lots of someone elses. Feed the economy. All of that is pretty depressing. But you're not alone. youtu.be/d14Z5MaWoQs
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Just a Thought: Depression
YouTube video by Georg Rockall-Schmidt
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Biogenesis @biogenesis.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The queen's most powerful and loyal knight
knight with a big swordhuge knight with a big sword facing down prince with a small sword
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Biogenesis @biogenesis.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Queen's Domain main character - Prince Beruim Abraon
Prince Beruim Abraon - the main character of Queen's Domain holding a sword
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2026
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2026
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-r…
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
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Andrew Rakich @atunshei.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A friend of mine just told me, “The right pretends at Puritanism but is secretly perverted. The left plays at perversion but is secretly puritanical.” Too fucking real, man.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 01/01/2026
🥳 Welcome to the Public Domain: creative works from 1930 & sound recordings published in 1925! Duke Law's Center for the Study of the Public Domain has highlighted some of the most anticipated works entering the #publicdomain in 2026! More ➡️ blog.archive.org/public-domai... @dukelaw.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2025
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
If you have an extra $10 a month to spare, here's a list of worker-owned cooperative news sites you might want to support: • 404 Media • Defector • The Flytrap • Flaming Hydra • The Appeal • Aftermath • Racket • Hell Gate • The 51st • The Colorado Sun • Range Media • Discourse Blog • Pop Heist
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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grim @gothgamernation.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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John Wolfe @johnwolfeyt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This horror game was banned from Steam: youtu.be/hwMy1KYjYOA?... vileisbanned.com
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This horror game was banned from Steam [ VILE: Exhumed ]
YouTube video by John Twolfe
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2025
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wi...
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Laputan Machine @kikainingen.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
me rn
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2025
Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
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Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
WASHINGTON—After a stunning admission that he’d been diagnosed with a highly aggressive form of the disease, former President Joe Biden reportedly faced mounting pressure on Monday to let a younger De...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/05/2025
Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal
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Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly frustrated by the protracted diplomatic talks, President Donald Trump asserted Thursday that Russia must be allowed to keep fighting as part of any ceasefire deal. “It’...
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 18,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

NANCY- CAN YOU MAKE FUNNY
FACES LIKE DIS ?

SURE I'LL SHOW YOU A FEW SAMPLES

NANCY--- IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MEDICINE

wow!.. DAT'S A BEAUT

( NANCY’S MEDICINE FACE WAS THE FUNNIEST OF THEM ALL)
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/02/2025
Newsletter: There is no AI Revolution. Consumer adoption of generative AI outside of ChatGPT is barely 100 million people, every single company in generative AI is deeply unprofitable, Microsoft is pulling capex, and OpenAI spent $9bn in 2024 to lose $5bn. www.wheresyoured.at/wheres-the-m...
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There Is No AI Revolution
Soundtrack: Mack Glocky - Chasing Cars Last week, I spent a great deal of time and words framing the generative AI industry as a cynical con where OpenAI's Sam Altman and Anthropic's Dario Amodei hav...
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Medlife Crisis (Rohin) @medcrisis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Huh who knew
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404 Media @404media.co · 05/02/2025
You can’t post your way out of fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them 🔗 www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...
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You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism
Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 05/02/2025
Google has dropped a pledge not to use artificial intelligence for weapons or surveillance in its updated ethics policy on the powerful technology.
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Google drops pledge not to use AI for weapons, surveillance
Tech giant says in updated ethics policy that it will use AI in line with ‘international law and human rights’.
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InRangeTV @inrange.tv · 30/01/2025
www.404media.co/declassified...
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment
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Laputan Machine @kikainingen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
well, he didn't explicitly say it will be an Earth day, right? maybe he meant day one on Venus, who knows
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spencer roberts 🦈 @unpopularscience.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Joseph Biden will be remembered, above all else, for the genocide of Gaza. But I’d like to take a moment to reflect on his horrific environmental record. A few key points: 🧵
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Headlocked Comics @headlockedcomic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The media since 2015.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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Wilson Cruz @wilsoncruz.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/01/2025
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job theonion.com/man-returns-...
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer theonion.com/delighted-he...
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer

-The Onion
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Andrew Rakich @atunshei.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I feel like the videos @inrangetv.bsky.social and I made about John Brown are pretty pertinent this week. youtu.be/OfFrHOhKZDo?...
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Holy Horror: A New History of John Brown's Raid (feat. InRangeTV)
YouTube video by Atun-Shei Films
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Since the shooting of the CEO: - 4 children under 11 were killed by gunfire - 11 teenagers were killed by gunfire - there were 3 mass shooting events This is what the media is covering:
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 11/12/2024
You can tell the media is having a tough time humanizing the dead healthcare CEO because they're doing the same thing they do to try to make people care about dead women: define them by their kids and spouse. He's a father and a husband!!
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Marshall Shepherd @drshepherd2013.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This is so spot on. As a climate scientist and public intellectual, I see or experience these often
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