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Kid Lionheart

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Here until some mediocre billionaire ruins this site too.

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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hate wrestling Halloween, what do you mean you’re going as “Yapapi Indian Strap?”
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A box that reads “GRADE F MEAT” on one side and “INGREDIENTS: MOSTLY CIRCUS ANIMALS, SOME FILLER”
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Who thinks this is a gotcha in the year of our lord (Harley Cameron) 2026?
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 20/05/2026
There was a game called Fable 2 where these gargoyles would talk shit & yell at you from unseen places all over the city & countryside. For a time, in AEW, there was this wrestler named Bobby Fish that would yell & talk shit in the ring & at ringside. For months, I thought they were the same. 😂
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Kamille is just Temu Megan Bayne, right? #ZeroHour #AEW
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is my current work team dynamic and I can confirm it rules
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
MY BOY
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Took a lot of pictures at @allelitewrestling.com Dynamite last night. Going to start posting a thread. #AEWDynamite #AEW #wrestling
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Extremely proud of my friend Kat for taking Angie Craig to task at our DFL county convention in Saturday. We’d be better off if we all had her fire.
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Whenever Gabe Kidd is on screen, the other characters should ask “Where’s Clark Connors?” #AEW #Dynamite
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“No cheating; your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.” This is certainly fine.
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Show me your Uber driver.
Toonces, the cat who could drive a car.
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If we were all more like Brody King the world be a much better place #AEW #FuckICE
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Abolish ICE Abolish Palantir
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Tom Homan has real “Boss Hogg on quaaludes” energy
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Are you fucking kidding me, Amy? We don’t need coordination we need ICE abolished and prosecuted
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
some mornings you wake up and your brain is ready to seize the day and then other mornings you wake up and your brain forces you to think something like “I bet Alf’s favorite band is Spacehog”
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 04/12/2025
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I’m a comic writer now!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
commit exactly one heinous crime that haunts you for the rest of your days. never tell a soul. this will allow you to look brooding and mysterious when you sit alone at a bar table in the wee hours of the morning.
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Match idea: Reverse hair vs hair. Two bald wrestlers compete, the loser has to wear a ridiculous wig for like six months. I feel like @eviluno.bsky.social could make this happen at a Mystery show.
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Look. I’m sorry. #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️
Mean Gene Okerlund wearing an all denim outfit. Text reads Mean Gene has great jeans.
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
#Superman #punkrocker #KindnessIsPunk
A friendship bracelet with blue, yellow, and red pony beads. Letter beads read “Kindness is punk”
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Fairly certain the adventure for the kids D&D camp I help run was written with AI and no additional work added by the “author” (one of the other DMs also working the event). It’s super frustrating because it makes no sense, NPCs are introduced and disappear, and there’s zero flow.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I think we have to face the possibility that in the next six months, we’re going to see a leaked conversation between Sexy Anime Grok and Texas Senator Ted Cruz
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If you're curious, the actual article on Superman from Das Schwarze Korps (the official publication of the SS) can be found translated into English here: share.google/yzZZpMVHBRxj...
share.google
The SS and Superman
A 1940 article from the Nazi SS newspaper attacking the Superman comic book.
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Trump would be even more impressed if he could read
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Driving that thing like they stole it! (Which I hope they did, lol)
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
(Eddie Murphy singing) My dog’s always farting all the time Farting all the time Farting all the timmmme
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
If your go to “gotcha” against this trash heap of a presidency is to compare it to pro wrestling, I immediately imagine you as the type of self serious asshole who farts directly into a brandy snifter before bringing it to your nose for a deep whiff.
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Scaredykat Bonemann 💀🦴 @katbaumann.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Day 156 -- PART 9: Ain't that just the way it goes
A 3-panel comic drawn in pen with inkwash shading. The top caption says "PART 9:" as this is a continuation of the D&D adventures of KVIIIlynne (pronounced "Kaitlin") the Geitlan
Panel 1 is wide and the caption says "After that, whenever we fought a new vampire lord in a different town, we'd also scope out and murder another member of the clown cartel" In the foreground we see a leonin (lion person) paladin stabbing through the torso of a vampire who is wearing a coat with tails; the vampire is simultaneously getting punched in the dick by the halfling rogue fighter who is wearing boxing gloves. On the edge of the panel we see the harregon (rabbit person) bard side-eyeing the opening of a stone archway in the background. Through the stone archway we see the shadows of a menacing clown being fought by Jormy the kobold and KVIIIlynne the Geitlan.
Beneath this pane is another caption which reads "Until the friend playing Jormy had to step away from the table for a couple months because they were briefly in three bands at once."
Panel 2 shows Jormy holding two drum sticks; there's a little exclamation mark FX next to him, a small buddle of blood and clown horn at his feet.
Panel 3 is borderless and shows Jormy, now trapped in a crystal formation. The caption says "In-game solution: encased in crystal."
Beneath the comic is my signature (Kat Baumann), today's date (6-5-2025) and the time I spent drawing this (50 minutes)
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I bet this feels really good if you're a fruit
Vegetable misting in the grocery isle
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Scaredykat Bonemann 💀🦴 @katbaumann.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
my aunt sent me this picture of her cat before noticing the caption from the show she was watching
A photo of my cat's orange shorthair cat Rusty snoozing peacefully on a wooden hutch that holds their TV; just behind and above the sleeping Rusty is the show they were watching which has the caption "You came all the way to Kelvin's house to take a shit?"
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
No one: … Henry Bloget:
Painting of a man standing up in a town hall, captioned like he’s saying “Who among us hasn’t sexually harassed an AI headshot?”
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I see Chuck Schumer is being a dipshit again
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
#JDVance ordering breakfast
A cowboy staring angrily at a diner menu. The caption reads “I wonder what Curtis Yarvin would say about all these eggs rancheros.”
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
trump's brain is stuck back in the 70s/80s so i think there is a *chance* we could get him outta there simply by rolling up beside him and banging a gong
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
#AEW #AEWDynasty 🤼‍♂️
Ricochet fucking around before finding out.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Could the next bob dylan movie please be about a different guy
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Scaredykat Bonemann 💀🦴 @katbaumann.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Day 82: another Lazy Sunday color comic -- written by special guest, my orange son
A 3-panel comic drawn in pen and colored with gouache paint. The top caption is written in a scrawly handwriting including a mix of lowercase and capital letters, which is the style in which my cats' speech bubbles are written in my comics; the caption says "the Crimes of Lady!!!!!"
Panel 1 shows my cat Egg Noodle squeezing his face through my bathroom door to open it, with a speech bubble that says "lemme in there" and a speech bubble is coming from myself off-panel saying "Hey, no-- Egg Noodle, stop it." The caption in this panel says "keeps trying to pee by herself."
Panel 2 has a caption that says "hides away Noodle's favorite snack" and shows me in the foreground packing a used ziplock bag into a plastic bag full of other plastic bags in a lower cabinet. Egg Noodle looks on angrily from the background.
Panel 3 has a caption that says "steals Egg Noodle's property" and shows Egg Noodle in the foreground, sitting in "chicken-cat" mode on the basement stairs and angrily watching me scoop his and Margo's litter box contents into a paper bag.
Beneath the comic is my signature (Kat Baumann), today's date (3-23-2025) and the time I spent drawing this (50 minutes)
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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Bone Wizard @thebonewizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Calling a sport you don't watch "sportsball" is such an old joke, I said it 20 years in middle school. The joke has been dead and not funny for a long time. Here are some alternatives. Football: CTE exchange. Soccer: injury improve theatre. Baseball: America's national sleep aid.
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
How is everyone else not constantly covered in their pets’ hair?
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
HOBBSAGRAM!! #AEW 🤼‍♂️
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Kid Lionheart @kidlionheart.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Lurr asking about why Okada won’t eat his opponent
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