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NUFC, Northumberland, dogs, science.

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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All in favour of man city being punished. But we shouldn't delude ourselves, this will end up meaning it's 5 clubs that can spend and compete. It won't help any club trying and it will just empower the ones who cheated slightly less and in different eras. The drawbridge is up #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Couldn't care less about England, but wasting Lewis Hall's weekend like that. The bald fraud.
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know this might sound daft, but I really hope this is the PL bubble bursting. It's a bloated league, panders to foreign fans constantly, and it needs taking down several pegs. #nufc
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Felipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel the rest of the world (Americans included) have no idea of how aggressively the US is pushing to make Latin America into a giant colony. Every day we get news about political interference, increase in military presence, absurd trade demands, online propaganda, Venezuela being pillaged, etc
Headline from one of Brazil's biggest newspapers that reads: 
Brazilian Intelligence Agency (Abin) warns the government and the Superior Electoral Court (TSE) about the 'critical' level of escalating US pressure against Brazil in the elections.
https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/colunas/monicabergamo/
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bruno and the mumps fiasco last season, ASM was really weird about vaccines. Players are delicate little flowers who love their cherry juice and socks with holes in, but often hate medicine. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Peter Bankes is on VAR. A truly awful official. #nufc
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t know how United do on Saturday but Dowell, Alabi, Mills and Thompson make the England under 18 squad this week. Four players gets The Mags toe to toe with Man City and is the highest number of NUFC players that have ever represented the club at this level for their country.
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Despite the transatlantic distortion of 'Antifa', fighting against fascism is as important as ever.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Each day stranger than the last.
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is now Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, his girlfriend is a furious Hitler and the object of his attention is Ed Sheeran.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Building the Angel of the North, 1998, photo by Trevor Ermel.
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Without Woltemade's goals, this was Newcastle at the same period last season. A crap side that got some decent results. So in that sense it's the same. Still time get this working for the new coach. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only tiny positive is that this game has come early in the season. It's been coming and this side can't be carrying dross like Murphy anymore, or even Wissa to be honest. Ramsey must be terrible in training to not get in this midfield. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, this was predicted widely and it's come to pass. Needs more than just a reshuffle, the tactics are just wrong. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am once again wondering how long it will be before Sean Steur is the first name on the sheet. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
30 years ago I convinced my kid brother that "marching on together" was them actually singing "holding hands with grandma", and it was ages before the penny dropped. #nufc
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These names are regens. There are no people called Hollywood Smothers or Gianni Septic.
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Totally understand why people are praising Bruno today. Worth remembering he missed the abject derby last season, as captain, because he had fucking mumps in 2026. #nufc
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 09/09/2026
hahaha holy shit
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jaissle's "cup debut" apparently. These commentators aren't just biased, they're shite #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hinchcliffe gutted! #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's just a total insult when Hinchcliffe is commentating on your team's game. A pub bore who makes football feel like a 2 hour trip to B&Q. #nufc
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Easy to follow guide from the British press
An elderly lady being carried away by the police, labelled intimidating, and two black clad, balaclava wearing men standing in front of someone’s car, staring at them.
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NUFCBlog.co.uk @nufcblog.co.uk · 06/09/2026
💙 Hamburg’s tribute to Kevin Keegan this afternoon. Absolutely brilliant 👏 #NUFC #Hamburg
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Can Newcastle not just buy Tavernier and bin him off to the reserves? Lad absolutely hates Newcastle #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
First 'Horni 69' sighting. Disappointed there was no daft bugger with it at the Liverpool game. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These early kickoffs are tough. All the winos in Leazes park have had their snooze disturbed. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Surely Morals AFC, the home of Adam Johnson, wouldn't sell to a Saudi club?? #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can they not get Trump's dementia doc to run the medical for Balogun? Starting to feel sorry for the lad, but at least he's not signing for the mackems.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/09/2026
Already lived through Darwin Nunez leaving the Premier League. Haaland's cut his hair, and now Woltemade is off to Juventus. All my muses, gone.
A bad drawing of Nick Woltemade.
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Gateshead FC @gatesheadfc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes, Pete Jameson did this 🤯🤯🤯
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Congratulations to big Nick for getting Tonali's dream move, of the two I prefer Nick to get that chance. #nufc
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Kev Lawson @editkev.football · 31/08/2026
Newcastle signing my #1 replacement for Anthony Gordon from my summer transfer window newsletter is very cool. Pardo is super versatile and can play across the front line, a great fit for Jaissle-ball #NUFC
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sounds like Finneran had a great start at Notts county too. Pencil this lad in for 2028/9. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Those few days where Hojberg was looking like the next one in was a sliding doors moment. No banging diagonals over the top from that lad. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What an agent De Zerbi has, he's destined for Belgian and Portuguese national sides next.
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Touré mugging off that weasel Porro at the end. Just mint. Class win against a dogshit side. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This game has me believing in football life after death #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Was that Tonali that he sent for a ham sandwich? #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The softest yellow card I've ever seen. Bankes is a menace, he has no place as a ref in professional football. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
would have thought Dju is that ‘other player’. Surely the club hasn’t got the money for Kofane.
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
celtic getting karma for stealing a league title. No ridiculous penalty to save them this time.
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i don’t trust the grifter Romano ever, and this is a gross simplification, but turning the emo Italian into Steur, Dedic, and Nico would be outrageous work by Wilson. Just hope the deal is concluded. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
last year i wondered if Isak was the new David Ngog. Maybe that was harsh on Ngog. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i thought Wissa and Botman were both for the glue factory. Magnificent today, shows great personal character from both of them. Almost felt sorry for the rat, he was so tepid and useless. Both sets of fans tremendous for KK, we shall never see his like again. #nufc
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No BDB today. No joelinton. The two I wanted to be our warfarin for Isak #nufc
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GeordieRacer🖤🤍 @geordieprancer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fuckinggggg...... WOW 👌 #NUFC 🖤🤍
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Michael Hudson @michaelhudson76.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Newcastle United 1993-94
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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
De Zerbi should be blocked by his own club for blatantly tapping up future players, on the basis of this dross.
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