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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The Constitution says I have the god-given right to ignore the Constitution!

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

My brain has finally broken. I crave 90’s and early-2000’s pop music.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

The last thing I want to do is look at people while they are talking. If you have something interesting to say, write it down like a normal person so I can read it and no look at your stupid face.

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Oded Rechavi @odedrechavi.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

When I pictured the fall of our civilization I never realized it would look so…stupid. Just, really lame.

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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Well that's disconcerting...

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Chris Adamson @invalidname.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2025

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

🎯 🎯 🎯 graphic courtesy @pleightx.bsky.social

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Best quote I've seen today comes from @chrislhayes.bsky.social. "You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job."

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

PSA: Trading an “I” for a “Y” in you kid’s name does not make them cool or unique, or whatever you are thinking.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

How many names starting with J does one world need

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

*sends all-staff email *moments later: “Ooh! I have an email!”

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

In my day bikes didn’t pedal themselves.

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Would the opposite of insomnia be somnia? That's what I have this am; somnia.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Setting my ringtone and alert sounds all to Orinoco Flow.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Either I need to work on my communication skills, or everyone I work with is an idiot. I’m better it’s the latter.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I have the plague and literally just want to play Nintendo for the next 3 days. But alas, it is not to be.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I want to live in Bedrock. Why can’t I move to Bedrock.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Not even an electron microscope could find the amount of interest I have in working today.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

“You cannot do this online and must call the Customer Service Center at…” Welp, that just won’t get done, then.

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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Same, system. same

A tired looking amber LED screen displaying a command prompt window with a partial error saying “the system cannot”

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I’m going to invent time travel solely to do awful things to those responsible for DST

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I was going to make it say “Eric first”, but now I think I might make it say “America farts”. That’s how much 1 mo of this insanity has degraded my brain

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I might as well tell y’all - I’m eating for two now.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Last night I dreamt that I rented a house and found dozens of bodies under the floorboards in various states of decomposition. So yeah, I feel rested. 😴

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I would like to suggest Chief Justice Roberts go without food until those who rely on USAID can eat again.

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

There’s too much orange associated with basketball. It’s garish. And unnecessary. Basketballs could be any color, why make a bunch of associated stuff orange as well?

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Post a picture of yourself that actually isn’t you

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

The quantums in my brain have over-quantumed

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Khan Zukero @khanzukero.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

At this point I’ve accepted this is a simulation. What angers me is that this means we could have wizards and super heroes and vampires, but don’t because the sim creators are either mean or uncreative.

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