Sign in

Keychi

@keychi.bsky.social
458 followers 204 following 2.2K posts

Just here for the vibes she/her 34

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Keychi
HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fucked up thing about capitalism is that when people find affordable alternatives due to price gouging, instead of recognizing that people can't afford necessities, the market adapts to increase prices in insane new ways to maintain infinite growth.
831175
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
currently plotting the downfall of mine 🥰
021
Reposted by Keychi
nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
5952742112
Reposted by Keychi
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
742956806
Reposted by Keychi
SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Firefox + uBlock origin takes care of most of these problems, thankfully
071
Reposted by Keychi
LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The landscape of Hyrule Field and Link riding Epona in the foreground - the Legend of Zelda logo hovers in the air overhead with the words “Live Fast - Eat Ass” in place of the actual title
161079244
Reposted by Keychi
Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, in case any of this is news: - Firefox mobile lets you run adblock plugins - you want uBlock Origin, not ABP
2188
Reposted by Keychi
Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
61101962832
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gifgod Remasteredgifs
ALT: Gifgod Remasteredgifs
051
Reposted by Keychi
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
Look outside. Do you see snow? No?  Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.  Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
on.nyc.gov
Emergency Snow Shovelers - DSNY
Emergency Snow Shovelers are called on after heavy snowfalls to remove snow and ice citywide from public areas like bus stops, crosswalks, fire hydrants, and step streets.
245118732455
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nope. It's a pokemon merch store
000
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It was tempting!
110
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did you know there's an anime bar in Ohio? It's called Izakaya
070
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Free them
270
Reposted by Keychi
ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love the Irish🇮🇪
468266355730
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I slept 9 hours last night. Must have been exhausted 😩
011
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
valid tbh
001
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The server at this restaurant just complimented how clear my skin is 🥹
010
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I either just saw @electrolemon.bsky.social at the airport or he has a body double 😅
020
Reposted by Keychi
I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 31/08/2026
They don’t want us to have any joy in our lives.
716927
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@britishninja.bsky.social ToPEka KANsas
020
Reposted by Keychi
𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
Stop it im crying 🥹
717769
Reposted by Keychi
LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Vacation ends tomorrow. I’ll miss bein around people who automatically accept me like this. But I’ll take that feeling with me. 💕
Me holding a wine glass with my grey/silver wig on and a nice pink top
812613115
Reposted by Keychi
Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
5640314
Reposted by Keychi
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/08/2026
I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.
852345264422
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@vegawishingstar.bsky.social
020
Reposted by Keychi
CHAOKO🍥 @chaokocartoons.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Lets close all 526 of your browser tabs together~ #kilaflow
17719188
Reposted by Keychi
The Big Blue Ryoku7 @ryoku7.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Found myself opted-in automatically. Reminder that an open training model here can not only scrape your content but your likeness and VOICE too. Not like we can protect against this thing forever but taking any stand you can against this training is meaningful while you still can. 👊
12513
Reposted by Keychi
lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Immediately skipping Gen X as a bit is absolutely nailing it.
71538353
Reposted by Keychi
sarah-rah-rasBOOtin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
burger king colour pregnancy tests reading positive with 'we're expecting...' written underneath. the burger king logo in on the top left
1345881205
Reposted by Keychi
八瀬🌻🎸 @slumflower.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Black folks don’t even hang themselves privately…
16016
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
they don't want kids to think for themselves it seems
010
Reposted by Keychi
Bill Newton @nillbewton.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So it's going to sound hyperbolic but hear me out; the Hank Green AI thing is capitalism. Everything is now "Make as much as possible, as quickly and cheaply as possible" and that becomes increasingly difficult, so what if there was a magic fairy that could help? Surely nothing could go wrong...
253
Reposted by Keychi
Bill Newton @nillbewton.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'VE MADE IT MUM!
082
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@nillbewton.bsky.social finally got his big break as a twitch streamer. He's on the TV and everything 😝
030
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
nice!
010
Reposted by Keychi
Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
4102613051
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Made bread stuffed with beef and cheese ☺️
050
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What is it about muumuus that make you want to clean up?
000
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I was today years old when I found out that in Pokemon, the legendary bird's English names was based on "Uno, Dos, and Tres" because the guy just wanted to hurry up and go home to have dinner. artic + uno. zap + dos. molten + tres.
040
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm assuming it means there's an outbreak in a location/state where there previously wasn't one.
020
Reposted by Keychi
Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
15568182026
Reposted by Keychi
Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 22/07/2026
One of the top five moments from the finale
317527
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My mom is trying to pressure me to reach out to one of her classmate's girls b/c she thinks I'll be a good influence & help wit her depression. Only met this girl once years ago. I barely have energy for myself! Not to mention no adult wants someone talking to them just b/c their mom asked them to 💀
010
Reposted by Keychi
Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Eating healthy these day be like
static.klipy.com
Vault Boy Fallout Thumbs Up
ALT: Vault Boy Fallout Thumbs Up
1132
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I pray that the teachers of young children will have the strength to deal with the copious amount of 67 jokes made today
110
Reposted by Keychi
👻 Orbiting Elegance 🎃 @adornedalchemist.blacksky.app · 02/07/2026
How I’m walking through it:
static.klipy.com
Hot Sass: Animated Woman with Flames
ALT: Hot Sass: Animated Woman with Flames
151
Keychi @keychi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Got a new shirt 😜 happy pride
030
Reposted by Keychi
TeamFourStar @teamfourstar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Is it okay to invade people's dreams if you help them learn math? #yuyuhaksho #toonami #abridged
613936
Reposted by Keychi
Fiaura The Tank Girl @fiaura.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
2nd Tech CEO This weekend, dead in Plane Crash
041