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Morgan Peter Brown @morganpeterbrown.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Fuck ICE.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 07/06/2025
Louder for the people in the back 📢 ICE melts under HEAT – turn it up 🔥
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Keyblur @keyblur.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Are you going to respond to any of these comments?
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Repost if you agree
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
We’re all looking for the guy who did this.
A screenshot of today’s New York Times report by Peter Baker. Baker’s lede contrasts the weeks-long “scandal” after a “furor erupted over reports” in 1994 that Hillary Clinton had made $100,000 on an investment 12 years earlier with the $28 million Melania Trump is pocketing from a film deal with Jeff Bezos, which, according to Baker, nobody gave a damn about. I have annotated the screenshot to note that Baker’s reference to Clinton’s profits hyperlinks a front-page 1994 New York Times article, while Baker’s reference to Melania’s profits hyperlinks a Wall Street Journal report, because the NYT did not cover the profits.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
In an adaptation of the NYT diagram in the quoted skeet, a diagram showing Jeffrey Dahmer "sidestepping typical procedures" of "should not murder and eat 17 men and boys" in order to create "Private altar of skulls"
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Mo Berger @m3-mo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Drawings of Muppet characters from Sesame Street Elmo, Big Bird, and Ernie hold a sign while Bert stands nearby. The sign says 8647 and underneat is written "Brought to you by the letters F and U"
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Keyblur @keyblur.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
* really quickly
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Keyblur @keyblur.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
He voted yea
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Since we’re playing these games. Name this President. Correct answer is below in the thread.
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Carol Waryas @clwaryas.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Michael Lowry @michaelrlowry.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I don't know what this means, but I'm the one who wrote a fully updated, 624-page hurricane response plan at FEMA that took over 2 years of work and careful coordination among state and federal agencies. He could start by studying that.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Springsteen should hold a massive free concert in the Washington, DC, area on the day of Trump’s stupid birthday parade and we’ll see who draws more people.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Trump's goal as president is not to govern but rather to produce a tv show--one that is not about the country but rather is about him, a 24/7 hagiographic Truman Show-like extravaganza that is a physical manifestation of his narcissism, a show about a world that is entirely about him.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
😶
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Hope @lettepaul.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Affirmation saying “It shouldn’t have to happen to you for it to matter to you” To encourage not being selfish.
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Peter Manseau @petermanseau.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Star Wars Intro Scroll

Episode IV
It Was All So Stupid

Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/05/2025
When you’re used to being the center of the universe, equality feels like oppression—and accountability feels like persecution. Republican panic.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Curly sue @moocowsue.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
From Spier and Mackay menswear invoice.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Rubio, Witkoff, Gabbard, Vance
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Pat Fuller @bannerite.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
#MomSky And so it begins again.
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Keyblur @keyblur.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Yeah, how can they say he's a tool of Iran when he's so clearly a tool of Russia?
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If you can’t see the scam, then you’re the mark. DON’T FALL FOR IT.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I see the already historically unpopular president is exploring how to get the military invovled in “assisting” local law enforcement just a few weeks before the real shortages caused by his inept economic policy start hitting. Probably nothing to worry about.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
when i say that there was a venture capitalist conspiracy against american democracy i cannot express how literal i am being
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TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Touché
Zelenskyy to Trump “Why can't you wear a black suit?
Do you own a black suit?”
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 26/04/2025
One thing that scrambled my brain while writing this is that, as a result of him spending the last four months making people hate him, Elon Musk’s net worth has gone down by as much as Mark Zuckerberg’s *total net worth* www.fastcompany.com/91323650/elo...
Tesla's reputational nosedive has been particularly disastrous for Musk, whose estimated net worth has plummeted from close to $500 billion in December to around $300 billion today. Although he remains the world's wealthiest person by
a considerable margin, this is an astonishing amount to lose in such a short period, especially given that it's been driven in significant part by his terminal inability to stop posting. To give you a sense of scale, the reduction in Musk's net worth over the past four
months is roughly equal to Mark
Zuckerberg's total net worth as you read this sentence.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/04/2025
the biggest through-line with all of these people is that they are just colossal assholes in every aspect of their lives deeply unpleasant, weird human beings who genuinely enjoy hurting and inconveniencing everyone around them
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The first 100 days😎
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
“And she’s really two and a half. Which is closer to three. So why is she lying about her age?”
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you
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Paul @jefflynnefan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Okay Markwayne.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
black people - like barack obama and kamala harris - are expected to be absolutely perfect at these jobs in every single way. one misstep not only speaks poorly of them, but if they stumble it is the fault of all black and asian people. when failsons like hegseth or trump fuck up, theyre "learning"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/04/2025
the only real discrimination period, for these folks, is against hard-right conservative christians, whose religious beliefs give them a kind of super-citizenship that allows them to either discriminate, opt out of common obligations or dictate to others
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 09/04/2025
MUSK: Empathy is a civilizational suicidal weakness. ALSO MUSK: Mean Tim Walz hurt my feeling laughing at Tesla stock. Why would he do this to me?
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Jose Pagliery @josepagliery.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
"We cannot give everyone a trial," says the president of these United States.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
If Hegseth resigns and we get an Acting Secretary of Defense, it'll be the eighth time we've had one. One came under Nixon, a second under GHW Bush. And then we had *five* under Trump.
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MoveOn @moveon.org · 21/04/2025
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Donald Trump is finally sitting at the kids' table. Where he belongs.
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Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 20/04/2025
This line is catching on among the conservative influencers: unless SCOTUS backs down, Trump will be forced to suspend the constitution and declare the US a dictatorship, and it'll be all their fault.
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