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* Kallen talks !like this!. * Thea talks [s]like this[p] * Juno talks like this - j * Markov talks (like this). * Amelie talks \like this\. * Sharkey talked =like this=. Pronouns: pronouns.cc/@KeybladeSpirit

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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If 50's so great, how come there's no 50 2?
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quick Hex Maniac sketch
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
! Nintendo Seal of Approval womb tattoo !
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
! On the other hand... I like Kroul even though it's not a pun name because it's technically enemies to lovers and I think that's really funny. !
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Cities: Skylines
Cities: Skylines
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
! I only ship characters who have a ship name that forms a sufficiently funny/tragic pun. For example, I ship Noelle/Ralsei because they both feel as though they have Nosei ("no say") in how their lives will play out and I think that supercedes "chemistry" or "onscreen interactions." #deltarune !
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Japan Self Defense Force attacks a weapons research institution. Then there's a flood.
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 23/08/2026
no matter what happens i will never abandon the dollgirl agenda im in this shit for life
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 23/08/2026
i love transgender
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You've heard of Achilles in Vietnam. You pogged over Odysseus in America. Now, after mowing the lawn I present to you: Sisyphus in Suburbia.
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Darya Noghani (Small Saga now on the Switch!) @sketchylogic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Small Saga is now out on the Switch in Europe, America, and Australia! 🐀🥳 LET'S GO RODENTS!!! 🥳 🐀
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
! I think maybe the A should stand primarily for the Ace/Aro spectra *and*, secondarily, Anti-AI. !
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Aliens who only abduct US citizens because, "Americans are free. You can just take them."
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Get a friggin' gay frog friggin' today. store.theonion.com/products/gay-fro…
Images of a frog, a lizard, a rabbit, and some ducks. Words are, "Frogs were turned gay. Lizards were coerced into lesbians. Rabbits have been told "Asexual now." Ducks are still straight but not safe."‘A gay frog plushie against a pink background with the words, "The Government doesn't want you to know any of this. Buy a gay frog to let them know that you are onto them."
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
! *installs a "clicky buttons" mod on a controller knowing full well the girls in the discord call will hear it through my mic* !
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
=This is how it worked with our recent exes.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"There are no good apples because the tree is poison. You have to NOT be an apple." -Beat, from UNBEATABLE
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
=Immediately started playing the new DLC for @dcellgames.com's game UNBEATABLE. I changed characters to JamieP. because obviously, and started playing worse. This is not a reflection of my skills, but a subtle reference to the fact that despite being a musician, @jamies.page sucks at rhythm games.=
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Kat Hartness @kathartness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@omgsidewalks

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
To hell with this evil regime.
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
=How problematic would it be for me to start applying noble savage tropes to cishets?=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
=Frankly, it's more like, "Get woke or go broke."=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
=As a non-vegan, I think vegans should be allowed one murder per year they've been vegan.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Honestly Rate yourself Looks - 5/10 Creativity - 8/10 Humor - 7/10 Mental Health - 3/10 Empathy - 7/10 Patience - 10/10 Social Skills - 2/10 Memory - 8/10 Rank - 0/10 Courage - 1/10 Firepower - 0/10 Skill - 4/10
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
=God gets bonus points for each one afflicted with heatstroke.=
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month, from VGAPride and my 60mhz Pentium running MS-DOS.
A beige computer from the 90s with a CRT monitor, displaying the 6 stripe Gilbert Baker rainbow pride flagA beige computer from the 90s with a CRT monitor, displaying the progressive pride flagA beige computer from the 90s with a CRT monitor, displaying the trans pride flagA beige computer from the 90s with a CRT monitor, displaying a lesbian pride flag
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
=I'm thinking about getting into noodles. Is there a good modern starting point or do I really need to start with tang bing to understand noodles today?=
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JasparStar 🔞 @trufflepuff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fun fact, every party member from VII got an official render, and they’re all pretty cool!
Tifa Lockhart’s official render for Final Fantasy 7. She’s sitting on the water tower in the middle of Nibelheim, under a starlit sky.Aerith Gainsborough’s official render for Final Fantasy 7. She’s standing on a launch platform, looking towards the Highwind. She wonders if she can ride it one day.Barrett Wallace’s official render for Final Fantasy 7. With his daughter Marla on his shoulder, he looks at the flowers blooming in the center of Sector 5’s ruined church.Yuffie Kisuragi’s official render for Final Fantasy 7. She stands proud, looking out towards the land of Wutai.
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
= Alright everyone hear me out: What if I streamed AT NIGHT? As in like, *right now? Uh... Hades 2. www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
="Alright, I believe you. You did your own research, and I appreciate you. But, hey just one more thing? I noticed these links you sent me all have somethin' in common. They all end in the string ?utm_source=chatgpt.com. Would you happen to know anything about why that is?"=
Columbo holding a cigar and asking you about just one more thing.
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
=Eepy shark hours also might beat the KH2 FFVII mod yayyyyyyyy. www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
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the kiracken🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 09/04/2026
made a cup of tea. get ready to stir cup of tea. there is a spider on the teabag in my cup of tea. there was no spider in my cup when i started making the tea. no spider on the teabag when i put it in the cup of tea. no spider in the sugar i added to the cup of tea. and i hop no spider in the water
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
image from inside Artemis II

text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.
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🖤 Luxu 🖤 @luxu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Stay-at-home Mew girl
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
=Freely flowing once again: www.twitch.tv/keybladespir...
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit More Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix Free Flow Virtuoso Improvements Implementation (KH2FFVII) mod, here with me now!
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Image of a man with a lifeguard tanktop, text reading "If we can trust lifeguards to save people, we can trust them to drown people they deem worthy of death. 

SHARE if you're confortable letting lifeguards be the judge, jury and executioner."
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
=Okay #puppygirls, here's a lifehack from a sharkgirl: Cat5 ethernet cables are a very good chew toy. They're durable enough to withstand a lot of biteys and can be functional in certain situations.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
=More KH2 FFVII Mod, *right now.* Don't miss it. www.twitch.tv/keybladespir...
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@finjico.bsky.social =I CAN'T PROGRESS IN TUNIC BECAUSE I DO I'LL GET SPOILED ON THE KEY FOR THIS LANGUAGE.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
=Guess whooooooooo. That's right it's ME! I'm gonna be streaming the Kingdom Hearts II FFVII Mod. www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
=MORNING STREAM. I'm fighting Yozora in Kingdom Hearts III again. Maybe I'll do something else later. Will take a short break in the middle to warm up my lunch. AHHHHHH www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
= Hiiiiiii. I'm streaming a Kingdom Hearts 2 randomizer run and also I guess I can talk about what I've been up to since I've been gone. www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
* Bit a kid in 2nd grade because he was asking too many questions about my Halloween costume. * Made a highly convincing fake prescription drug label for another pair of folks' kink RP. * Once played Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix+ to 100% completion three times in a row in one month.
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
=I'm not a slut, but really that's more of a skill issue on my part.=
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Ess @studio-ess.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Sharing some more little sneak peaks at "Summer Lilies Bloom" I seem to be making some good progress. #artist #visualnovel
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If you loaded into a fighting game, what would be your dialog line before the match starts? ="I'm really not that strong, but I'll try to make this fight worth it for you!" [s]"I'll leave you better than when you challenged me, cutie~"[p] \"Omigod heyyyyy~"\ ("...")
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