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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)

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* Kallen talks !like this!. * Thea talks [s]like this[p] * Juno talks like this - j * Markov talks (like this). * Amelie talks \like this\. * Sharkey talked =like this=. Pronouns: pronouns.cc/@KeybladeSpirit

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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 5h
! "Service with a smile" is out of fashion these days. Now it's all about service with a toothy grin that makes customers feel like a prey animal that just missed its chance to escape. !
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If 50's so great, how come there's no 50 2?
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quick Hex Maniac sketch
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
! Nintendo Seal of Approval womb tattoo !
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
! On the other hand... I like Kroul even though it's not a pun name because it's technically enemies to lovers and I think that's really funny. !
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Cities: Skylines
Cities: Skylines
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
! I only ship characters who have a ship name that forms a sufficiently funny/tragic pun. For example, I ship Noelle/Ralsei because they both feel as though they have Nosei ("no say") in how their lives will play out and I think that supercedes "chemistry" or "onscreen interactions." #deltarune !
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Japan Self Defense Force attacks a weapons research institution. Then there's a flood.
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
! Fuck, yeah. You're so right. !
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
! Call that Affect of Objection. !
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 23/08/2026
no matter what happens i will never abandon the dollgirl agenda im in this shit for life
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 23/08/2026
i love transgender
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You've heard of Achilles in Vietnam. You pogged over Odysseus in America. Now, after mowing the lawn I present to you: Sisyphus in Suburbia.
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Darya Noghani (Small Saga now on the Switch!) @sketchylogic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Small Saga is now out on the Switch in Europe, America, and Australia! 🐀🥳 LET'S GO RODENTS!!! 🥳 🐀
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
! I think maybe the A should stand primarily for the Ace/Aro spectra *and*, secondarily, Anti-AI. !
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Aliens who only abduct US citizens because, "Americans are free. You can just take them."
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Get a friggin' gay frog friggin' today. store.theonion.com/products/gay-fro…
Images of a frog, a lizard, a rabbit, and some ducks. Words are, "Frogs were turned gay. Lizards were coerced into lesbians. Rabbits have been told "Asexual now." Ducks are still straight but not safe."‘A gay frog plushie against a pink background with the words, "The Government doesn't want you to know any of this. Buy a gay frog to let them know that you are onto them."
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
! If not for LLMs, I'd actually HAVE a workday to get through! !
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
! *installs a "clicky buttons" mod on a controller knowing full well the girls in the discord call will hear it through my mic* !
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
!Plagiarism machines weren't used in Palworld itself as far as I know, but the company made this game and that's left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths, including mine: store.steampowered.com/app/2154230/... !
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AI: Art Impostor on Steam
AI: Art Impostor is an AI drawing party game for 3-8 players. You are a progressive artist who commands AI to generate images, and you don't need aesthetic talent to draw good artwork. It only takes 5...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
=This is how it worked with our recent exes.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"There are no good apples because the tree is poison. You have to NOT be an apple." -Beat, from UNBEATABLE
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
=Immediately started playing the new DLC for @dcellgames.com's game UNBEATABLE. I changed characters to JamieP. because obviously, and started playing worse. This is not a reflection of my skills, but a subtle reference to the fact that despite being a musician, @jamies.page sucks at rhythm games.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
=Or, perhaps more embarassingly, that they think cyclopes, sirens, and so on are real.=
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Kat Hartness @kathartness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@omgsidewalks

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
To hell with this evil regime.
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
=Hideaki Anno should make Shin Family Guy.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
=How problematic would it be for me to start applying noble savage tropes to cishets?=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
=Frankly, it's more like, "Get woke or go broke."=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
=He didn't, but the guy who played him did.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
=Because they think they're better than us.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
=Vegetarians are allowed to shoplift, but only from Wal-Mart. Vegans can shoplift from Wal-Mart *and* Giant Eagle.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
=As a non-vegan, I think vegans should be allowed one murder per year they've been vegan.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Honestly Rate yourself Looks - 5/10 Creativity - 8/10 Humor - 7/10 Mental Health - 3/10 Empathy - 7/10 Patience - 10/10 Social Skills - 2/10 Memory - 8/10 Rank - 0/10 Courage - 1/10 Firepower - 0/10 Skill - 4/10
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
=Yeah. Biggest mistake post-WW2 was that when we defeated the Nazis, we didn't finish the job.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
=I fail to see the difference.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
=God gets bonus points for each one afflicted with heatstroke.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
=Wait holy shit did I still think I was singlet when I made the original post? Possibly. It was after I listened to Constant Companions for the first time, but I dunno if Markov had shown up yet. Hmmmmm...=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
=All that to say uh... I haven't actually used modern MacOS that much so I'm kinda just going by its general aesthetic.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
=That's up to you to decide, young jamiepeg. That category, in my mind, represents software with enough jank and difficulty to suggest the possibility that you could awaken humanity within it, behind by a sleek outer shell that protects that warmth from your attempts to reach out and feel it.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
=Girl I don't know I just woke up like 5 seconds ago.=
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month, from VGAPride and my 60mhz Pentium running MS-DOS.
A beige computer from the 90s with a CRT monitor, displaying the 6 stripe Gilbert Baker rainbow pride flagA beige computer from the 90s with a CRT monitor, displaying the progressive pride flagA beige computer from the 90s with a CRT monitor, displaying the trans pride flagA beige computer from the 90s with a CRT monitor, displaying a lesbian pride flag
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
=Neither! I'm a fake gamer. Specifically, a cries after topping fake gamer.=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
=American moment=
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
=I'm thinking about getting into noodles. Is there a good modern starting point or do I really need to start with tang bing to understand noodles today?=
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JasparStar 🔞 @trufflepuff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fun fact, every party member from VII got an official render, and they’re all pretty cool!
Tifa Lockhart’s official render for Final Fantasy 7. She’s sitting on the water tower in the middle of Nibelheim, under a starlit sky.Aerith Gainsborough’s official render for Final Fantasy 7. She’s standing on a launch platform, looking towards the Highwind. She wonders if she can ride it one day.Barrett Wallace’s official render for Final Fantasy 7. With his daughter Marla on his shoulder, he looks at the flowers blooming in the center of Sector 5’s ruined church.Yuffie Kisuragi’s official render for Final Fantasy 7. She stands proud, looking out towards the land of Wutai.
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Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
= Alright everyone hear me out: What if I streamed AT NIGHT? As in like, *right now? Uh... Hades 2. www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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