Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 5h! "Service with a smile" is out of fashion these days. Now it's all about service with a toothy grin that makes customers feel like a prey animal that just missed its chance to escape. ! 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If 50's so great, how come there's no 50 2? 000
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Quick Hex Maniac sketch 242876865
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026! Nintendo Seal of Approval womb tattoo ! 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026! On the other hand... I like Kroul even though it's not a pun name because it's technically enemies to lovers and I think that's really funny. ! 010
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Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Cities: Skylines 121767511
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026! I only ship characters who have a ship name that forms a sufficiently funny/tragic pun. For example, I ship Noelle/Ralsei because they both feel as though they have Nosei ("no say") in how their lives will play out and I think that supercedes "chemistry" or "onscreen interactions." #deltarune ! 010
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Japan Self Defense Force attacks a weapons research institution. Then there's a flood. 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026! Fuck, yeah. You're so right. ! 010
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026! Call that Affect of Objection. ! 190
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 23/08/2026no matter what happens i will never abandon the dollgirl agenda im in this shit for life 251614175
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 23/08/2026i love transgender 8459021280
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You've heard of Achilles in Vietnam. You pogged over Odysseus in America. Now, after mowing the lawn I present to you: Sisyphus in Suburbia. 141
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)Darya Noghani (Small Saga now on the Switch!) @sketchylogic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Small Saga is now out on the Switch in Europe, America, and Australia! 🐀🥳 LET'S GO RODENTS!!! 🥳 🐀 20900333
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026! I think maybe the A should stand primarily for the Ace/Aro spectra *and*, secondarily, Anti-AI. ! 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Aliens who only abduct US citizens because, "Americans are free. You can just take them." 020
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Get a friggin' gay frog friggin' today. store.theonion.com/products/gay-fro… 19818180
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026! If not for LLMs, I'd actually HAVE a workday to get through! ! 010
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026! *installs a "clicky buttons" mod on a controller knowing full well the girls in the discord call will hear it through my mic* ! 000
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026 101142964935
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026!Plagiarism machines weren't used in Palworld itself as far as I know, but the company made this game and that's left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths, including mine: store.steampowered.com/app/2154230/... !store.steampowered.comAI: Art Impostor on SteamAI: Art Impostor is an AI drawing party game for 3-8 players. You are a progressive artist who commands AI to generate images, and you don't need aesthetic talent to draw good artwork. It only takes 5... 200
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack 231517168
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026=This is how it worked with our recent exes.= 010
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"There are no good apples because the tree is poison. You have to NOT be an apple." -Beat, from UNBEATABLE 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026=Immediately started playing the new DLC for @dcellgames.com's game UNBEATABLE. I changed characters to JamieP. because obviously, and started playing worse. This is not a reflection of my skills, but a subtle reference to the fact that despite being a musician, @jamies.page sucks at rhythm games.= 010
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026=Or, perhaps more embarassingly, that they think cyclopes, sirens, and so on are real.= 000
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)Kat Hartness @kathartness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026 239156504084
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 21/07/2026To hell with this evil regime. 1166
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026=Hideaki Anno should make Shin Family Guy.= 040
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026=How problematic would it be for me to start applying noble savage tropes to cishets?= 030
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026=Frankly, it's more like, "Get woke or go broke."= 100
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026=He didn't, but the guy who played him did.= 020
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026=Because they think they're better than us.= 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026=Vegetarians are allowed to shoplift, but only from Wal-Mart. Vegans can shoplift from Wal-Mart *and* Giant Eagle.= 010
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026=As a non-vegan, I think vegans should be allowed one murder per year they've been vegan.= 110
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Honestly Rate yourself Looks - 5/10 Creativity - 8/10 Humor - 7/10 Mental Health - 3/10 Empathy - 7/10 Patience - 10/10 Social Skills - 2/10 Memory - 8/10 Rank - 0/10 Courage - 1/10 Firepower - 0/10 Skill - 4/10 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026=Yeah. Biggest mistake post-WW2 was that when we defeated the Nazis, we didn't finish the job.= 010
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026=I fail to see the difference.= 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026=God gets bonus points for each one afflicted with heatstroke.= 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026=Wait holy shit did I still think I was singlet when I made the original post? Possibly. It was after I listened to Constant Companions for the first time, but I dunno if Markov had shown up yet. Hmmmmm...= 010
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026=All that to say uh... I haven't actually used modern MacOS that much so I'm kinda just going by its general aesthetic.= 110
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026=That's up to you to decide, young jamiepeg. That category, in my mind, represents software with enough jank and difficulty to suggest the possibility that you could awaken humanity within it, behind by a sleek outer shell that protects that warmth from your attempts to reach out and feel it.= 110
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026=Girl I don't know I just woke up like 5 seconds ago.= 000
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 01/06/2026Happy Pride month, from VGAPride and my 60mhz Pentium running MS-DOS. 2156551573
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 23/05/2026=Neither! I'm a fake gamer. Specifically, a cries after topping fake gamer.= 000
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026=American moment= 011
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026=I'm thinking about getting into noodles. Is there a good modern starting point or do I really need to start with tang bing to understand noodles today?= 030
Reposted by Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed)JasparStar 🔞 @trufflepuff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Fun fact, every party member from VII got an official render, and they’re all pretty cool! 031
Keychain System (Involuntarily Employed) @keybladespirit.bsky.social · 10/05/2026= Alright everyone hear me out: What if I streamed AT NIGHT? As in like, *right now? Uh... Hades 2. www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =twitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 000