Sign in

Kevin Hess

@kevinlhess.bsky.social
223 followers 927 following 225 posts

If I had to guess, I bring zero value.

PostsRepliesMedia
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I say this with the purest intent: Freddy Palazzolo is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen.
000
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Subscribe to Leaguewide wherever you get your podcasts. First episode out tomorrow. 🟢: open.spotify.com/show/1Li93kO... 🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
77812
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Towson Tigers fall to 0-6 this season. Team is giving up 37 points per game, a year after allowing 380 yards of offense and 25 points per game. The DC is in his fourth year.
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It just weirds me out when other teams dap up Deshaun Watson. Like regardless of a win/loss, congrats on being a shitty human? Browns are fun though!
101
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had to get all the Sixers good vibes out of the way to prepare for 38 year old Case Keenum marching right down the field on the opening drive tonight I guess
2515
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHATTTTTTT
000
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2116930
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This happened. I’m an alum. I worked in the athletic department. I love my school. But I hate this, @towsonu.bsky.social
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@towsonu.bsky.social about to be 0-5 in football for the first time since 1991. Trailing Del State late.
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Desean Jackson gonna smokeeeeee Pete Shinnick tonight 😂😂😂😂
000
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Cam Skattebo barges into the MRI tube) “what are they doing to you in here bro”
2091170
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gimme a list of QBs who would have run a better final drive.
14678
Reposted by Kevin Hess
FlyersGoalScoredBy @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have Jalen Hurts as my QB18 after week 2
1153
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Towson has a horrible football history. And this is the lowest point it has ever been. Nothing to do with Morgan. Simmering for a while now. Pete. Shinnick. Sucks. AD gotta go, too.
001
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
College football players I can’t stop thinking about: Colin Simmons Koby Howard Cameron Dickey Kamario Taylor Seth Chestnut Cormani McClain (!!!)
000
Reposted by Kevin Hess
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
272300437
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fire Pete Shinnick, please. At least Darian Dulin. WOOF! #towson
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Uh, Lane? Lol.
001
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Penn State wide receiver Koby Howard in 2026: 14 touches, 368 yards, 26.3 yards per touch, 3 touchdowns.
182
Reposted by Kevin Hess
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He had me at “hyrox doo doo queen”
719135
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Towson football getting smoked? Couldn’t be. (I don’t care that it’s the SEC). Pete Shinnick stinks and they gave him an extension 🤬🤬
100
Reposted by Kevin Hess
bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s how you do it
212018
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sports on my TV: GOOD. Ted Cruz on my TV: WOOF.
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was supposed to be in Austin, Texas today. Instead I have Ted asshole Cruz babbling on my TV.
100
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get those Ohio State bets in now.
56818
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
"Rob! Rape! And kill!" -- Trump's speech is so dark that an uncomfortable murmur is going through the crowd
105837212
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
130152482024
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Totally normal.
187616
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Penn State’s Matt Campbell: "It was really special to be a part of this for the first time. I know so many people have said how special it is to play football here. ... The evironment was second-to-none."
051
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s a fucking Thursday and no links to football game notes on Towson website. Embarrassing.
100
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Howard Beck @howardbeck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sports editors: Do yourselves a favor and hire @nbasarah.bsky.social.
0476
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Karl Ravech thanks his broadcast crew as he signs off of ESPN for the final time.
623533
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Somewhere on the internet, I once called Colin Simmons an alien. I standby it. Best defender in college football and he’s gonna be a top 3 pick. He’s outstanding.
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is there a bigger downgrade in sports insider history going from Woj to Shams?
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They extended Pete Shinnick 😂😂😂
000
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Adam Aaronson @adamaaronson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
VJ Edgecombe, after growing up watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat — on TV more than any other team in The Bahamas — with a hell of an Instagram story:
228758
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Might fuck around and buy a car tomorrow.
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is so sick and they are so good. You are not gonna wanna mess with this team very, very soon.
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hell yeah. Zegras!
000
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Trump celebrating Balogun’s eligibility to play for Team USA when his administration would strip Balogun’s citizenship tomorrow if he didn’t play world class soccer is really a chef’s kiss.
523894811
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If I never read about Sean Evans ever again—totally fine!
010
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So today I won Writer of the Year at PHLY and for the entire ALLCITY company. And my co-host @billadelphia.bsky.social won both awards for Host of the Year too. Pretty cool! Really nice to be at a company that values both me and our show
482849
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Malonga and Fam are a PROBLEM.
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
There it is!
010
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ruh roh.
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
You and me live through him now. #Thaprophet said so. I don’t make the rules.
000
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
when you’re in the vicinity, you have to stop & pay your respects
131
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
🙌🏼
000
Kevin Hess @kevinlhess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
010
Reposted by Kevin Hess
Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In the end, Michkov even in a down sophomore year with lots of drama, not the best offseason by his own admission, and mostly third-line usage, is going to finish with 20 goals and over 50 points.
5717